Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer

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by Nick Thomas on Dec 17, 2009 2:39 PM EST reply actions

FUCK

After what happened to that lady’s face (she was on Oprah, whatever her name is) I’m terrified of primates. You’re making it worse!

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by Blackout612 on Dec 17, 2009 2:53 PM EST reply actions

No shit...

that 911 call is among the scariest things I’ve ever heard. Now we’re teaching them martial arts?!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 17, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

for fuck's sake. this is insane

Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: “I saw one punch him in the eye – he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film.”

At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.

He only managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in the rope that had been used to stop them running off.

Mr Hu said: “He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack.”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 17, 2009 3:47 PM EST reply actions

They can even brandish bo staffs?!

We’re fucking doomed..

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by Blackout612 on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

It’s like those movie scenes where a guy grabs a gun but before he can turn around there is already one pressed to the back of his head

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

At least we're in the midwest

It’ll take the TKD Primate Army a long time to make it all the way to us. By then I’ll have set up traps, built a flame thrower & a banana launcher to fend them off.

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-Sakuraba

by Blackout612 on Dec 17, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions

As long as some idiot doesn’t teach them to fly airplanes or drive a boat…we should be safe. As long as I’ve got an ocean between them and us…I’m not too worried

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 17, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions