How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of December
by Anton Tabuena on Dec 16, 2009 11:34 AM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
Promoted from the Fan Posts by Kid Nate.
THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SHARED
"sitting down in the store and watching the Mrs. shop...lol.. good times! atleast I don't have to hold her purse today. lol..." -Brandon Vera
"I'm pretty excited, I'm gonna try to cook a spaghetti squash. I also realize this officially makes me lame." -Amir Sadollah
"Don't talk about @kpereira 's biz on twitter. RT @oliviamunn Awkward Alert: last night a guy confessed he was gay 2 my friend" -Mayhem Miller, on the hosts of Attack of the Show.
"myself and @lawlormma will be auctioning ourselves off for a great cause!! and dancing nude!" -Seth Petruzelli
TWITTER SPAM
"Okay so I just figured out how to see the messages people sent me on twitter! haha not a true blonde but certainly act like one at times! ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"is it really fair to spell check tweets? We only hve so mny ltrs" -Shne Crwn, mkng ful use of d 140 chr lmt even 4 shrt msgs.
"If you want nick Diaz on Twitter yur goig to have to harrase him on YouTube nickdiaz209 it's the only thing he checks mail on..." -Nate Diaz, get to spamming then peoples!
"I just rescued a Nigerian business man and will be a multi millionaire in a few short days. I am going to tell Dana White I quit..." -Shane Carwin, on spam emails..
"@ShaneCarwin - CONGRATULATIONS!! your tweet has been randomly selected for our million dollar prize! Send bank details to claim prize." -Fighters Only
UFC 107: PENN VS FRANKENSTEIN
"Much Alohas to ALL DA FANS!!!!!!!!!! I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL BABY!!!!! LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -BJ Penn, forgot to find the capslock button.
"Glad TUF finalist demarques won.... Wow! Who can beat BJ at 155? Guys amazing" -Brendan Schaub, who also lost in his TUF final, hopes to get his first UFC victory soon.
"For me, the best fight was Florian Guida. Kenny came back from a loss and looked incredible! Why is Kenny great? His mind. He is a true martial artist and is always prepared to learn, add and evolve as a fighter. True inspiration!" -Dave Camarillo
"@Kenny_Florian is my hero" -Mayhem Miller, idolizes Kenflo for knowing how to beat a guy who can hug you out..
"saw ufc. tall guy fight was good, mir was quick but good, logan was good & last fight went longer than i thought it would" -David Spade, was good.
"I have never seen someone look like that after a loss. He really looks like a new fighter." -Dave Camarillo, thinks BJ Penn would be a great plastic surgeon.
"@alanbelcherufc Congrats to my boy. Another bonus!!!" -Kyle Bradley, Alan Belcher beat a highly ranked, albeit slightly overweight fighter in Gouveia.
"Congrats to Alan Belcher on the UFC 107 Fight of the Night!!!" -Eric Schafer
"BJ is one of my all time favorite fighters! Awesome performance tonight! ...Congrats Fitch! God job brother!" -Mike Swick
"Wow...BJ Penn is one bad dude, Congrats!! Going for my late night RUN!!! When others r out....I sleep...when others r asleep...I train." -Josh Koscheck
"Calm as glass. Wow @joerogandotnet you are a poet." -Miguel Torres
"dayum that was a vicious ass right kick. good card." -Brandon Vera, is impressed with BJ's head kick.
"Holy Eastman head! BJ proves why he's the man, Diego proves his toughness. Good fight." -Mayhem Miller
"I've never seen a cut open like that in slo mo. Crazy." -Jason High
"BJ Penn is a P4P top fighter. GSP, Penn, Fedor and Anderson have to be the top guys." -Shane Carwin
"The fights were amazing tonight and the memphis fans rocked! Happy 2009 UFC! I am going to bed early tonight, soo sleepy! :) xoxo" -Natasha Wicks, doesn't like to party?
"Crazy fights tonight. Were eating right now trying to come down from the adrenaline rush. BJ Penn and Frank Mir = holy shit!!" -Joe Rogan
"congrats BJ you look Alsome great time and distence" -Vitor Belfort
"Thank you to all my fans for believing in me. All of you who came to Memphis from ar tn ms mo. It means alot to me...im still on cloud 9 from last night, it went so fast. i am so happy to have performed well in memphis...thanks again for supporting me at #ufc107 . that was a great night, im still wound up.." -Alan Belcher
"Thank u all for the support. Love u guys!" -Kenny Florian
"MUCH ALOHAS TO ALL DA FANS!!!!! THANK YOU FOR ALL DA UNREAL SUPPORT!!!!! ;-) OH YEAH BABY!!!!!" -BJ Penn's post fight tweet is almost the same as his pre-fight tweet.. Still hasn't found the capslock button yet though.
"Awesome way to end the year with tonight's UFC! Happy Holidays!" -Bruce Buffer, what? Tito said UFC 106 ended the calendar year already..
"Bonus boys at breakfast. Tj and demarques #ufc107http://twitpic.com/tkm7k" -Alan Belcher
"Long night yesterdy Bj really gave it to me. It was not my night I just couldn't find him. I guess you have to take some to give some. Thanks to all my fans for the support..... I'm good:) in High spirits I have work to do ounce my face heals I will be training asap with bad intentions for the next person I fight on the road back to Penn." -Diego Sanchez, showed a ton of heart, and remains positive following a devastating loss to BJ.
"To be honest I'm really f'nnnn pist off I hate losing and am more hungry for victory than ever... All I can think about is working my way back to earn another shot at Bj Penn. My dream has changed it is no longer just become ufc champion it is to fight Bj Penn again. I will put my heart and soul into this!!! Im on a mission now. All you doubters shut up and watch me!" -Diego Sanchez, does his best Frank Mir impression...
"http://twitpic.com/tmqdv Warrior!!!!!" -Dana White
MORE RANDOMNESS! -- RACHELLE LEAH GOES TO MCDONALDS
"My girl and i took a video of our monday night Mc Donalds run for you all.....i am in full goof mode. Do i dare share????????? ...i love when Chelsea says "So...." and sticks the damn camera out of the window....It's ok...we weren't saying anything intelligent..." -Rachelle Leah, does a "Harold and Kumar"...
""rachelle, what did i just hit?" --a car RT @chelsea_lewis @rachelle_leah Dibble, that parked truck came out of NOWHERE today. That's all" -Rachelle Leah
"XMas McDonalds run part 1/5 http://twitvid.com/6C566"
"Xmas McDonalds run 2/5 http://twitvid.com/48D6D"
"Xmas McDonalds run 3/5 http://twitvid.com/D744B"
"Xmas McDonalds run 4/5 http://twitvid.com/0345F"
"Xmas McDonalds run 5/5 http://twitvid.com/C7328"
TWAINING
"Just got done training at Robert Drysdales. Steel sharpens steel. I will be a well oiled, fine tuned, machine of destruction." -Miguel Torres
"Unfortunatly my right hand is out of comission for a wile. On the bright side, I'll have alot of time to work on my jab...Still in the hospital. Thought I was gettin out today. Maybe tomorrow. I miss my dogs and my girl..... Cant belive this shit with my hand turned out to be such a big deal. Im still in the fuckin hospital... Im looking @ a month or so till I can get back to training." -Carlos Condit, really got hit by the UFC injury bug...and Daley called him a pussy for "faking" it..
"Lisa Ward and I are on our way to the WORLDS Grappling Championships!! Wish us Luck!! ...I unfortunatly lost 2-1 against Shayna although I didn't know I had lost lol, the scorboard said I was up 1-0 so I didn't realize she had been awarded any points....I thought I won so pretty disappointing but its always a pleasure grappling her and it was super fun! ...Thanks for every1's suport! I didn't do so hott at the tourney, very flat day for me and no familiar coaches, makes a big difference!" -Miesha Tate
"Hitting the mits with Coach Henry. Knee still very painfull but march not far away so I have to get work in. http://yfrog.us/5b1yuz... Coach Mark Henry working with @FrankieEdgar and @RollesGracie at @RenzoGracieBJJ academy in Holmdel. http://yfrog.us/b6sooz" -Ricardo Almeida, posted short training videos.
"Doing some sparring tonight with @aaronsimpson, going to emulate @lawlormma (tom lawlor). I have on a white hamilton wig Tom." -Ryan Bader, will emulate Tom Lawlor
"@ryanbader throw lots of headkicks at @aaronsimpson" -Tom Lawlor, then tie Seth Petruzelli on a leesh.
"My body fat was tested at Furman University in the dunk tank for an accurate reading. 3.6%... This is what I had to go through to get my body tested the correct way..." -Bobby Lashley
"Everything is going to be ok,I train pro fighters now,this is Alex Karalexis from Wec." -Arianny Celeste
"On a lighter note.... Just caught@ariannyceleste twittering after her workout!" -Dana White
"Ultimate fitness training with uriah faber..." -Nate Diaz, and his brother, getting some quality training in.
"After wrestling practice with @nathanmarquardt @donnybrook with Coach Van & UNC wrestling coaches.." -Rashad Evans, might not even have a UFC 108 opponent..
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"Holy crap! Joe Lauzon on MTV's 16 and pregnant!" -Tom Lawlor
"Hm... these aren't at the UFC store (yet) RT @rogerhuerta Didn't know the UFC was in the mushroom business http://yfrog.com/4g6ablj" -UFC
"She arm barred me! http://yfrog.com/3gg5vgj" -Jason High's baby girl, doing what Galvao couldn't
"http://twitpic.com/szjvr - IMG00190.jpg this is the face of a girl who caught her flight in time! Ahh...http://twitpic.com/talb8 - Kisses on our break! The main card is about to start :)" -Natasha Wicks
"For underground...as requested http://twitpic.com/tkm56" -Alan Belcher, it was supposed to be a copy of this Johnny Cash picture..
"Hell to the YES!" -Rachelle Leah
"Hell to the NO!" -Rachelle Leah
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I would NOT want to be the next fighter Diego will face. He will have a metric ton of need to prove himself that he still has it.
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Dec 16, 2009 8:51 AM EST reply actions
Yeah
He kinda looks like a monster. That’s pretty mean, though.
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
by Blackout612 on Dec 16, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Diego vs Kenny is my dream fight at 155 in the ufc atm. I think the ufc may try and give diego a easier fight then kenny though. This fight has to happen.
Rachelle is def hot
But does anyone really care about her anymore? Is that her career now? Tweeting and C-list horror movies.
I checked out Amir`s tweets. They were actually kinda amusing. And best of all, decent spelling and no !!!!!!!! I hate!!!!!!! or ;) or xoxoxoxo. And when I sat hate, I really meant hate.
"Marcus Davis is a plastic paddy"-Dan Hardy
by BlueberryMuffin on Dec 16, 2009 10:28 AM EST reply actions
Settle down big guy!!!!!!! It'll be okay!!!!!!! ;)
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 16, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks man. I think I`ll have to stay clear of BJ and Kos for a while though. Just to be safe.
"Marcus Davis is a plastic paddy"-Dan Hardy
by BlueberryMuffin on Dec 16, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Diego earned alot more respect from me after the fight. I wouldn’t want to be his next opponent.
stares at Arriany’s pics..
Skadoosh!
Did anyone read Nick Diaz’s YouTube page?
NickDiaz209 commented on “Not Your Average Joe” Joe … (18 hours ago)
“joe sucks”
Belcher needs to get that tat removed. Depending on the angle it looks like a fat Elvis, or Kim Jong Ill. Anything but Johnny Cash.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
Sure internet MMA fans can be dicks
But it looks like Alan is oblivious to the fact that his tattoo is just horrible. Can’t take criticism, buddy? His incessant whining leading up to UFC 107 also got to me.
Dude
You do realize that his tattoo is a tribute to his dead father, right? Apparently he got it in honor of his dad, who was a big Johnny Cash fan.
I’d honestly be pissed too if everyone kept ragging on me for having a tattoo in tribute of a dead parent.
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'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Dec 16, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
The gesture of having a tattoo in honor of his father is cool. But the tattoo is still horrible.
"Marcus Davis is a plastic paddy"-Dan Hardy
by BlueberryMuffin on Dec 16, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Besides Brandon Vera “watching the Mrs. shop,” he may learn something about killer instinct by “watching the Mrs. fight.”
Hell, maybe he could learn something from watching her shop
She was a force to be reckoned with at Black Friday at Best Buy, thwarting any potential rivals with stout leg kicks and punishing straight rights to the body
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Dec 16, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I especially like the use of leg-kicks. It will radically influence her opponents ability to position themselves during latter parts of the sale.
"Marcus Davis is a plastic paddy"-Dan Hardy
by BlueberryMuffin on Dec 16, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Look what i just read
Rumour has it that American Top Team light heavyweight and the man set to co-main event UFC 108 alongside Rashad Evans on January 2nd has suffered an ankle injury during training.
The news comes via Figure Four Weekly who also reveal the UFC are making it worth the Brazilian’s time to remain a part of the already massively injury hit card. It must be noted that this is an unconfirmed report.
Go get that bread, Kimbo Slice. - Mike Fagan
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Dec 16, 2009 12:16 PM EST reply actions
I find it unusual that they didn’t say his name. Do they not know who he is or something?
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
by Blackout612 on Dec 16, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
"Calm as glass"
Nautical term; when the lack of wind or any other motion leaves the surface of the water so still that it looks like glass.
As a man who just completed the trans-Pacific
single-handedly, I thank you. I’ve been waiting for someone to get this right ;)
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
I think he`s trying to fix the cooling system. I hope he`ll succed, cause it`s gettin really cold here in Sweden. Oh how I miss the sun!
"Marcus Davis is a plastic paddy"-Dan Hardy
by BlueberryMuffin on Dec 16, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Being in London with little sun drives me nuts
I pity you so much, it must be hell.
Lucky Sweden has a plethora of good looking people to keep you occupied (In my meetings with Swedes anyway)
'He built his whole reputation as a waffle house chef. They’ve been serving him up ham and eggs with a side of canned tomatoes' - Don Frye on Fedor Emelianenko
by Well Read Idiot on Dec 17, 2009 8:09 AM EST up reply actions
she looks better when she's not wearing that much make up..
and when her hair is all over the place.
by Anton Tabuena on Dec 16, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
3.6% Body fat?? I think the university students who were testing him may have been a little drunk.
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.
by MMAussie on Dec 16, 2009 4:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
yeah seems a little unhealthily low
maybe they were looking at the alcohol % on their cans of whiskey?
although what self respecting student drinks such weak booze
'He built his whole reputation as a waffle house chef. They’ve been serving him up ham and eggs with a side of canned tomatoes' - Don Frye on Fedor Emelianenko
by Well Read Idiot on Dec 17, 2009 8:10 AM EST up reply actions
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