Your favorite MMA-ism's
by Damon O. on Dec 10, 2009 11:55 AM EST
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PrintAn MMA-ism is the result of adding an apostrophe and the letter D to the end of a fighters name.
For example, Zulu + 'd = Zulu'd - To be beaten within the 1st minute of a match in furious and brutal fashion.
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Share your favorite MMA-ism's and their meanings (add pictures or .gif's if you can find them) with the rest of the BE community. Don't know any? Make up a few.
A couple of my personal faves:
Rich Franklin'd - When a champion is beaten so convincingly that he has to leave the weight class.
Monson'd - When a fighter loses to Jeff "The Snowman" Monson via North South Choke.
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Filho’d and War Machine’d too inappropriate?
by MikeD32 on Dec 10, 2009 12:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I thought Sylvia’d was if you pooped yourself mid-fight?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 10, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
BROCKLESNARED!!!!!
Hysterical panic over somethng trivial
Keep firing Assholes!
Fedor has accomplished nothing until he fights Kimbo.
Hazelett’d- to lose by submission of the night
by MikeD32 on Dec 10, 2009 12:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Fleur-de-knee'd
Losing your title by having your organs repositioned by wicked Canadian knees to the body.
by rzor on Dec 10, 2009 12:14 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Which fight/fighters are you referring to?
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My french is terrible, so I was lost lol.
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;) ‘Fleur De Lis’ is the symbol GSP uses on his logo/tattoo etc.
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Learn something new everyday :)
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Fleur de Lis is also the symbol on the Quebec provincial flag. And is regarded by French Canadiennes as a symbol representing a “distinct” culture. Quite often you will hear someone from Quebec refer to themselves and other Quebecer’s as Quebecois(Kay-bek-wa). However, you probably won’t hear GSP saying it too much in English interviews, as seperatism is a very tense issue up here and, GSP being a smart man, he probably doesn’t want to rock the boat and alienate English speaking Canadian fans.
I am blinded by a sea of green.
The fleur-de-lis is also a symbol representing the Cajuns southern Louisiana, appearing on the flag of Acadiana. Of course, the most common association of the fleur-de-lis for most Americans is the New Orleans Saints. Interestingly, it’s also common to hear Québécois refer to themselves as such down here. We tend treat the French-Canadians like family (because we probably are).
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Guida'd
When you lose a decision and only get hit twice
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 10, 2009 12:24 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Aldo'd - getting buzzsawed by Jose Aldo
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I know this is MMA-ism’s but that’s being Zab Judah’d…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX4VysAzRII
by Half Amazing on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't ever play with Matches!
LMAO
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I have a personal one that I use: COFFIN’D. The best example was when Wanderlei Silva KOed Keith Jardine in such a devastating fashion, that it looked as if Jardine was lying in a coffin.
Similar to Zombie'd
which is getting knocked out stiff with arms outstretched. See Franklin, Rich
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 11, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
I like that one
Brendan Schaub, as he was falling down and I think as he was on the mat, looked to have been Zombie’d when he was KOed by Big Country.
by chrisbboy82 on Dec 11, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Aoki'd
this is what happens when you’re killing your opponent… then within moments of hitting the ground you find youself tapping
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
Pulling a Dollaway (sorry it doesnt end in 'd)
this is what happens when you tap, then act like a bitch and complain about the ref stopping the fight.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
Hello Japan'd/Gardner'd - to lose because you "got bored" and started showboating.
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lol… stupidity doesnt go unpunished.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
Reminded me of this when I saw it lol.
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by Damon O. on Dec 10, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mir/Lesnar II
You see it coming from miles away, but you’re still surprise by the ownage.
"You talk too much, too much, too much..."
Cecil People'd
when you lose a fight you should have won
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
by MicahW on Dec 10, 2009 1:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Kalib Starnse'd
this is when your opponent runs away the entire fight
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
Joe Son'd - to be on the receiving end of multiple strikes to the groin
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Carma
is a bitch
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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 10, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard that as getting Kongo'd.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 10, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe it is Cup Cheicked
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
by Sam Cupitt on Dec 11, 2009 1:57 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Nate Quarry'd
this is the mockery that results from being Starnse’d
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
i dont see why kalib didn’t win for octagon control?
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 11, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gurgel’ling – losing fights by wanting to entertain fights by the ole’ stand n’ bang mentality
Arlovski’d – losing fights by thinking Boxing in MMA is the same as well, Boxing
Gatti. Dekkers. Pele. Aoki. Kang. Vanderlei. Basillio. Harry Greb.
by theworldsoldestsport on Dec 10, 2009 1:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That is known as Stand ’n Wang.
Guillotine.
by iiowyn on Dec 11, 2009 8:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Edith'd - To be replaced by a cuter/less silicone filled Ring girl.
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by Damon O. on Dec 10, 2009 2:27 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Monson'd fo sho
That Sherdog thread is what ended up getting me banned, which is what prompted me to come here. Good life choice
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'09 is the year of the FW's.
Diego'd
“Yeah, Diego’s a little strange here and there”
-BJ Penn
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And then of course there's also Reverse Imanari'd
which is to dive head-first into a Norwegian man’s knee:
by Scott Haber on Dec 10, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Paulo Thiago'd - to get your hypetrain derailed by an unknown fighter via Uppercut and Bitchslap Combo
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by Damon O. on Dec 10, 2009 3:54 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Hogan'd
To have Hulkamania run wild on you.
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by Damon O. on Dec 10, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That was some beautiful Greco-Roman wrestling right there
by TLow on Dec 11, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Overeem'd
Def. To get unfeasibly large in a relatively short time.
Does she practice that face? Thats pretty solid work on her part.
Giving Shogun his props. I had the fight 48-47 Machida but Shogun put up a monumental performance and I am honored to have seen it in person.
Takayama'd
to be challenged to an eternal battle
I am. I think. I will. - Ayn Rand
by vivero on Dec 10, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Pulling a Josh Barnett
To test positive for Steroids days before a Major Event.
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BJ'd
To have a really good night in with a lady friend.
or
To get choked out by an angry Hawaiian.
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.
by MMAussie on Dec 10, 2009 5:34 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Nog'd
when you kick the shit out of Minatauro for 5 rounds, then finally get submited in a ridiculous fashion
Axe Murdered
I am. I think. I will. - Ayn Rand
by vivero on Dec 10, 2009 6:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The new generation's equivalent of getting CroCop'd
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Reverse Cro Cop'd
When a lifetime of giving brain damage via. headkick catches up with you
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 11, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Mir'd
To have excessive man-love heaped on you by an over-obsessed fan. Melvin Manhoef calls this Rolling’d.
The only thing Jon Jones does better than Matt Hamill is hear.
(And smash faces)
Bone'd
To be tossed like a toy by Jon Jones….
among other things :D
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Sorry to bring the UG, into this, but I’m pretty partial to Stand n Wang, the act of adopting a “stand n bang” strategy in spite of being a poor standup fighter and an excellent grappler. Named in honor of TUF 5 contestant Andy Wang.
Fighters who have exhibited Stand n Wang recently include Jorge Gurgel and Sean Sherk.
by JRN on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Ahh. Perfect. rec`d.
I would say that "Stand and Wang" represent everything a TrueBlood-hardcore MMA-fan is all about. The gentle disdain displayed by the combination of a phrase used by more non-selective grunts following the bloodsport MMA with a reference to a somewhat obscure fighter that everyone in the know identifies as the epitiome of everything that`s wrong with the Gurgels and the Smiths of this world.
"Marcus Davis is a plastic paddy"-Dan Hardy
by BlueberryMuffin on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 AM EST up reply actions
Aaaaah. Perfect! recd
I would say that “Stand and Wang” represent everything a TrueBlood-hardcore MMA-fan is all about. The gentle disdain displayed by the combination of a phrase used by more non-selective grunts following the bloodsport MMA with a reference to a somewhat obscure fighter that everyone in the know identifies as the epitiome of everything that`s wrong with the Gurgels and the Smiths of this world.
"Marcus Davis is a plastic paddy"-Dan Hardy
by BlueberryMuffin on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 AM EST reply actions
Yoshida'd
To have the last bit of sense choked out of you by Yoshiyuki Yoshida.
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Reverse Yoshida'd
To get KTFO’d by an angry anthropomorphic Poodle.
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Diaz'd
If you look like a bitch and act like a bitch you probably are a bitch
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 11, 2009 11:43 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
huh?
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by Hendo_One-Shot on Dec 11, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's crazy to me
that he puts so little behind his headshots, but then just digs in with those body shots. It’s actually pretty effective, although I do think he should at least put a little more behind his punches
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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 12, 2009 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
It is so he can throw faster accurate punches with the + of conserving energy. It is actually a really smart way of fighting just sometimes it back fires in a 15 minute fight.
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 12, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
To "Tito" it
To give a rambling 10 minute speech in which the same five sentences are repeated over and over again
I'm surprised no one has said "pulling a Guillard"
Shooting in with a very lazy double leg and leaving your neck out to be guillotined or brabo choked like Melvin “The Young Assassin” Guillard does a lot.
Krazy Horse'd
……
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by Damon O. on Dec 11, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Cote'd
To be unfairly criticised forever because the next person facing the champ didn’t want to fight.
by DrTopo on Dec 11, 2009 5:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Calling people out on Twitter
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real talk.
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
slice'd
being an average fighter but bringing enormous revenue to to elitexc/ufc
by wingsandbeer37 on Dec 11, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions
Rear Naked Trigged
I think that is self explanitory
Yes, it sure is
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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 12, 2009 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
Pudzianowski'd
To get ravaged by a large Polish man while the referee clings to his forearm for dear life.
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Big Daddy'd
To have ones head caved in by rapid elbow strikes while trapped in a Crucifix.
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Donkey Kong'd
To be picked up and slammed on your head by a large human being.
by shortnorthjacket on Dec 12, 2009 1:48 PM EST reply actions
Shogun’d: to have your head stomped so far into the mat, they need a shovel to get it out.
The actual act of combined head stomping and soccer kicking is known as “The Axe Murderer.”
Note: Winning a fight in order to lose a decision is known as being “People’d,” not “Shogun’d.”
by gzl5000 on Dec 12, 2009 4:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Axe murdered can also refer to gaining respect for taking such a harsh beating from a shaven donkey kong.
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 12, 2009 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Mirgliotta'd
Getting poked in the eye by an awful referee prior to a fight. (and later having that eye socket shattered by a giant fist)
by shortnorthjacket on Dec 12, 2009 5:55 PM EST reply actions
Mirgliotta'd
Also meaning loosing a fight (and your win bonus) due to a terrible stoppage.
by shortnorthjacket on Dec 12, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions
Uno'd
To rush in and miss a flashy jump kick only to get hammered in the face seconds later.
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Getting Bullock'd involves a slam
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Penn'd
To come into a title fight against BJ Penn with tons of “Contender Hype” and get beaten like a tourist trying to surf a Hilo beach. See Sanchez, Diego and Florian, Kenny for reference.
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by Damon O. on Dec 13, 2009 11:11 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Penn is officially scary as hell and who would have ever thought he would end a fight with a headkick?
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 13, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Bisping'd (?)
didn’t see anyone state this one
"Its a cliche that boxing is the sweet science, man we're astro physics..." ~ Mayhem Miller speaking about MMA
sorry getting "Bisping'd"
"Its a cliche that boxing is the sweet science, man we're astro physics..." ~ Mayhem Miller speaking about MMA
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