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Strikeforce Quote of the Day: Fedor Emelianenko Talks Fighting Bears

Asked on a conference call if it were true that his brother, Aleksander, once killed a bear with a knife and a fork, Emelianenko stoically gave an answer instead of laughingly dismissing the question. "I met a bear in the zoo," he said. "A bear is very strong; very hard for a human to kill a bear with simple methods."

Kevin Iole pointing out a vintage Fedor-ism.

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What One Man Can Do, Another Can Do

Of course a man can kill a bear. It worked in The Edge, and that was Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.

...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.

"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard

by Brett Jones on Nov 7, 2009 1:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That’s actually one of the funniest quotes I’ve read in a while.

by FarrisD on Nov 7, 2009 1:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fedor >> Chuck Norris

by lovernotafighter on Nov 7, 2009 1:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I LOL’d at this… I’m sitting at work, too early on a Saturday, and that was some funny s*.

by fossill on Nov 7, 2009 1:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

has anyone seen the bear he was pictured with

at the chicago game with rogers?

>____>

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Nov 7, 2009 1:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The funniest part of this is he’s slyly calling Aleks a liar.

by omigawda on Nov 7, 2009 1:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I remember Sherdog’s installment series they did interviewing Aleks, I believe its where he mentioned it. It’s a real sporting (more of crazy than for sport though) thing in Russia apparently. And it’s Aleks, I can see him being the type to go on high risk Russian hunting trips.

In Soviet Russia, big game hunt you.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Nov 7, 2009 2:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Just imagining Fedor fighting a bear with a knife and fork made me rofl.

by FarrisD on Nov 7, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

imagining you imagining that

when the story is about aleks

makes me rofl

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Nov 7, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Bear.

Everyone has a game plan, untell they get hit.

by mma is #1 on Nov 7, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

lol

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Nov 7, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

rec’d for Yuji Shimada

We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.

by Robert Downey Sr. on Nov 7, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

probly asked the bear

if it GIP UP?! seconds later

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Nov 7, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha!!!! Made my day

by mburtoni on Nov 7, 2009 4:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

That is too good lol.

Keep sleepin' on me...

by Neo X on Nov 7, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs


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