Snapshot of the Day: Jon 'War Machine' Koppenhaver Makes Porn Debut With Riley Steele
by Kid Nate on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 PM EST
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Have to put the snapshot below the fold (although it's safe for work), so here's the Fleshbot (warning NOT safe for work) report on Koppenhaver's debut:
Over the weekend, we received word that Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver had posted a note to his MySpace blog alerting his fans that he'd just shot his first ever porno scene with none other than Riley Steele of Digital Playground. Not being ones to run wild with rumors (well, not usually, anyway), we put in a call to the good people at Digital Playground. And guess what? War Machine did bang Riley! On camera, even!
...And how did the fighter fare?
According to Riley:
I was incredibly turned on when I first saw War Machine. He's very sexy and has an amazing body. He admitted to being a bit nervous, which actually made me nervous too. When the camera started, he completely shocked me. He was an animal and a total natural! War Machine is now on the top of my list!
Looks like Koppenhaver might have finally found his niche.
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Mos definately
I mean he’s really not that big……I mean not that i was noticing…or have any idea..I was just saying…………..yea
WAR STEELE!!!
Even in a porno, War Machine can't get top control...
by Razreshat on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions 21 recs
hilarious
also EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by masteroftheflyingguillotine on Nov 3, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Some things cannot be unseen...
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I can barely stand watching Koppenhaver
get punched in the face.
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by Kid Nate on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now you get to see him donkey punch with his oh face.
by ufc4 on Nov 3, 2009 10:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Robby D was similarly impressed:
He had a great top game and was able to take Riley’s back several times. Riley reversed the position and mounted War Machine, but I don’t think he minded. Eventually Riley tapped out, and War Machine rewarded her with a load to the face. On a serious note, War Machine’s experience in front of the camera through his fighting career made my job a lot easier as the director. He was made for this.
i would hope so
seems like he doesn’t deserve a following of haters. I have a soft spot for people who seem troubled, with the exception of lunatics like junie browning
by Austin Martin on Nov 3, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
I am kind of jealous of the guy. Not of his intelligence, math skills, choice of tattoos or verbal wizardry, but instead because the guy gets to bang chicks and fight for a living.
Sounds like a pretty sweet life like him or not.
"He's got a great package and it's an unusual one." - Joe Rogan on Lyoto Machida @ UFC 94.
In his own words,
He doesn’t just bang chicks, he “terrorizes” them. Make of that what you will.
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Yep, and now he gets paid to do so.
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by Earl Montclair on Nov 3, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Herpes and beatings for less than 100k/ yr? No thanks.
by steveoc24 on Nov 3, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Pretty extreme measures to undo that whole gay bar story.
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by Blackout612 on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Wonder if he did a money shot?
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War Machine rewarded her with a load to the face.
"He hit like a bitch."
by SMC on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
what about a pic of her withOUT war machine?
way wayyy before war machine burned that image into your brain..
by Anton Tabuena on Nov 3, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
this is her without breast implants
kind of like it better…
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I guess he can’t fight if he gets herpes
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Off-topic, but SBN is in shambles. That main page is tore up.
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Ahhhhh
Much better. Don’t like the new headers, but I digress..
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That picture has to be Photo Shopped
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No, its not. The big logos over her tits and ass are just birthmarks.
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by Brad Ackerson on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When your wife, on her honeymoon, tells you to cock her you cock her good GOD DAMNIT!
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I am so upset I clicked the continue to read article link. I know MMA needs cross over stars to grow its fan base, but I think t he 28 year-old porn loving stoners are already fans and I’m not sure I really want to the sport to attract the creepy old dude that hangs out at the porn shop. Those are porn’s top two demographics.
Yeah, this really can’t ever be a good thing.
yup, because the only people that watch porn
are 28 year old stoners and old men. suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
by Austin Martin on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't you hear?
The Internet is for porn! Why you think the net was born? Porn. Porn. Porn!
Or so says Trekkie monster. :)
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by funnytiger on Nov 3, 2009 11:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Grab your dick and click, click, click…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Nov 3, 2009 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Why is this on bloodyelbow? Is this douchebag elbow?
by NinjaRehab on Nov 3, 2009 11:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
There’s a good sex joke in there somewhere but it might get me banned.
by ufc4 on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Damnit...
I was just gonna make that joke.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Nov 3, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
From Riley Steele’s comments, I can only imagine she’s already thought of it…
by itsallgood013 on Nov 4, 2009 1:48 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
LOL, when he was on TUF he was BAD FOR THE SPORT™, but now people can’t get enough of War Machine and his zany antics. Hopefully a little bit of sanctimoniousness has left the world.
for me he was bad for the sport when he was competing in the sport's top promotion
and was threatening to kill the president.
now he’s just a joke.
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by Kid Nate on Nov 3, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought War Machine was already cut by the UFC and had just signed with Bellator when he made those comments about the president. Then Bellator cut him before he ever fought for them because of those comments.
Just BE.
I am not ashamed to admit
that my memory of Koppenhaver’s antics is imprecise.
thanks for the correction.
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He is barely in the sport dude.
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by Earl Montclair on Nov 3, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I agree. This brings up a good point… Why is War Machine even front page news anymore. Please BE, keep anything to do with him relegated to the fanposts from now on. He doesn’t need anymore attention. Especially considering that he’s a just “fringe” star, if even a star at all anymore.
by itsallgood013 on Nov 4, 2009 12:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why is War Machine his nickname? Didn’t he legally change it to that?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Nov 3, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions
oh hell
porn is more mainstream than MMA, maybe we’ll get some new fans. Creepy old dudes who hang out in peep show booths.
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Keep telling yourself that is the only demographic that watches porn.
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I was serious about the porn being more mainstream than MMA
just threw in the cheap joke at the end.
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Why?
The guy has been bounced from the biggest promotions he worked for for saying and doing the wrong things. It’s not like people are really going to get all up in arms that a fighter is in porn to begin with…the last thing the sport needed was for fighters to start committing murder/suicides, threatening to kill the president, etc.
A fringe fighter doing some porn scenes is a non story to everyone outside of the MMA and porn industries.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Nov 4, 2009 8:45 AM EST up reply actions
He's just a love machine
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My favorite part of this whole thing......
….Kid Nate’s hilarious comments on his own story
thanks
I’m wrestling with a dilemma here. Clearly this is a story of some interest to the community, it’s funny, etc. But eek, I feel dirty!
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Is this one of those things were you put on the facade of disgust but are acutually sitting and wanging to it as we speak xD
And on a side note I think it is sorta wierd that WM is oing into teh pron but sorta expected.
not ashamed to admit I've enjoyed (more than) my share of porn over the years
its the promoting War Machine part that makes me feel dirty!
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Nobody cares about the guy in the porno
I doubt War Machine will gain any new male fans. He’s really just another cock (in a porn movie).
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okay not to be a total critic...
but did War commit one of the Cardinal sins in porn? do my eyes deceive me or is he wearing socks in the pic during the scene? bad form!!!
Someone have Goldie and Rogan do commentary on this
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