Promoted to the front page from the FanPosts by Luke Thomas.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.

WAR MACHINE

"WM will always HATE everyone. I DGAF about anything but my VERY FEW friends. NOTHING matters to me. DGAF real talk. Will kill.No regrets... F*CK! I can't wait till' I f*cking DIE! ...But before I die I'm gonna take ALOT of people out first....trust that... I'm gonna make a list and check that shit way more than TWICE!... What makes you think you're safe when I HATE myself? ...When I am ready to die I will kill many and I will then kill myself and I will tape it. It will be rad..."  -War Machine

"I'm pretty sure none of you know me well enough to give me a f*cking lecture so don't.The ones that do know me wouldn't bother cuz the <3 me"  -War Machine, hmm..

"Attention: NO ONE work with me cuz @WarMachineGay says "I'm a violent, misogynist who belongs in a prison or a grave." HAHAHAHA!"  -War Machine, already has twitter accounts dedicated to hating him.

"Those who have no haters have no great qualities or impressive skills."  -Miguel Torres, those that have too much haters, change their name to War Machine.

"Can I beat Machida?? lol..ummm...prolly not! He's 2 weight classes above me and better than me...I'd shoot that fool,,=p "  -War Machine

"Everybody ask @anngaff why there's a purchase order for "Erotic Wrestling" on our tv....go ahead."  -Jason High, Maybe she wants to see a movie starring War Machine.

"Thanks to whatever d*ck head told on my drunken Tweets the other night!! Now I have to go meet 2 FBI agents in 20 minutes!!! HAHAHAAHAH! ...You Haters! Jeeze isn't my life interesting...I'm gonna meet these 2 dudes and then gym it. If I'm not Tweeting in 3 hrs I'm in jail...=( lol... The War Machine is back from FBI meetings, gym workouts and tanning! HAHAHAAHA! My HATERS will stop at no ends to f*ck with me...funny... The FBI enjoyed my company and were actually big UFC fans and want to thank whichever hater it was for the opportunity to be able to meet me"  -War Machine, got in to trouble for his Murder-Suicide tweets. (Maybe that's why he now has his tweets protected)

"Fagg*t ass HATERS! Sending the FBI and Secret Service to get the War Machine!!! ...F*ck me. I'm a WAR MACHINE f*ck a feeling! I'm dumb as bricks! I love sleeping in parking garages till 4 AM. F*cking pissed! Hope I go to sleep and never wake up! F*cking HATE myself. F*ck you! F*ck everyone! I love being a worthless piece of sh*t! I HATE me....why would I expect anyone else to like me? Stupid. F*ck I'm sick of my life.... I wish someone would come and shoot me in the f*cking head! Haven't I pissed enough people off yet? WHy don't any of u pussies come kill me?"  -War Machine

I'm really f*cking upset right now...really wish Ryan was back from Afghanistan hes the only person who loves me...dude I'm pissed..havent cried in YEARS and f*cking tears are shedding from my face like a lil' faggot! I know I'm harder than that. WTF!? F*CK YOU! ...I really think I should just smash my own face right now...haven't done that in a while think I'm def. overdue... ALL you mother f*ckers that are fans of mine are idiots. I'm a miserable, lonely piece of sh*t that deserves to die. Don't be fans of ANYONE... No dude my parents don't f*cking love me. My Dad is dead as f*ck and my mom is a f*cking drug addict... If I didn't give my guns away today cuz the gay secret service I would shoot my f*cking self right now... Crying is for faggots. WHy the f*ck would I cry? F*cking weak...I wish Ryan was back. He better get back safe. I'll f*ckin freak out..."  -War Machine

"I don't need f*cking help just need to f*cking die... I should have crashed and went thru the f*cking windshield driving home right now...would have been so much better... I'm done hating other people I realize now it's just ME that I hate. Unlovable, piece of sh*t ME. F*ck me. I wanna doing sumtin horrible to myself. I wanna cut my f*cking face open so everytime I look in the mrror I know what scum I am... F*ck you! I'm going to bed....pray I don't wake up. F*ck myself and my miserable f*cking life. Please let me die tonight God f*ck it."  -War Machine, I usually try to insert lame jokes on this section, but I can't.. Someone please help this guy.

WEC 44

"Congrats to @shaneroller. What a great fight! That @EckoMMA gear looked good too!!! Awesome #submission by roller."  -Jake Rosholt

"mccullah lost but watch they will give it to him, karen never got hit.....you watch and see... 30 27 mcculloh , what the hell, did you hear that? ...must have been cecil, @dannyboydownes says"  -Alan Belcher

"Aldo looked great at #WEC44 Look forward to climb that ladder!"  -Mark Hominick, who also won his fight.

"Aldo is the man!!! looking good #WEC44"  -Alan Belcher

"thanx to everyone who tuned in! the fights were awesome. we have a new featherwieght champion jose aldo!!!"  -Brittney Palmer, WEC Octagon Girl

"Congrats to Jose Aldo (WEC) on his win over the warrior Mike Brown!"  -Renzo Gracie

UFC 106

"UFC 106 will end the year with a bang! This Saturday on PPV. We will give you people your money's worth."  -Tito Ortiz, has a calendar that only runs until November..

"Karo parisyan just walked passed me @ airport as if he doesn't know me...So lame!! Yes I'm calling u out cool guy !!!"  -Arianny Celeste

"Karo Parisyan has f*cked over the UFC, the fans and his opponent again!!! He will not be fighting saturday or ever again in the UFC!! ...Pulled out of the fight the day before weigh ins again with a laundry list of excuses!!! Let the press ask karo why! Let him explain."  -Dana White

"I guess Karma really is a B****!!!! ...I don't know the reason,maybe he didn't pass pee test? Find out and let me know! :)"  -Arianny Celeste, Lesson #42: If you don't say Hi to Arianny in the Airport, she can magically make you pull out of your fight.

"Chillin at the UFC 106 Press Conference!!! Forrest is about to shock the World again!!! http://yfrog.com/4i1x4j"  -Tim Credeur, you do know when a favorite wins, it's not a surprise right?

"To all my fans thanks for all DA support this is the last twitter till after my fight. U all are with me when I fight love u guys"  -Kendall Grove

"In fact I think Karo is a great fighter, he is always exciting and I wish him the best! That's the last u will hear of that lil incident. :)"  -Arianny Celeste, no! i'm still convinced you caused this!

"Loosing sucks ass. It's a very humbling experience. All you can do is use the experience to make yourself better... Thanks again to all the fans out there for all the support. You guys rock!"  -Jake Rosholt, was looking good, until Grove caught him in a submission.

"Pulling for my boy ben saunders for KO of the night"  -Todd Duffee

"To all my Twitter friends. Thank you for all the support. I'm happy u all enjoyed the show, I put it all on the line for you. much more to come in the future. Best believe! =)"  -Ben Saunders

"Thank u to those who supported me. I had the best training camp I ever have had. I don't know why I wasn't able to perform. Ben is a great Guy and put an ass whooping on me. All I can do is go back home and digest this and try to come back - hopefully better. Thank u all"  -Marcus Davis, got knocked out for the first time in his career.

"Hey twitter heads!!! How did you guys like that shit??? Voice your word to Dana I want GSP!!! ...Looks like hardy vs GSP is a done deal! Gay if u ask me but my goal now is to fight any 1 who steps up to fight!! Maybe 12 fights n 2010?"  -Josh Koscheck

"Nice win for Koschek last night. Johnson has a lot of potential.."  -Pat Miletich

"Guerrilla Jiu-Jitsu Brown Belt Josh Koscheck finishes Anthony Johnson in round 2 UFC 106! http://twitpic.com/qgz5k"  -Dave Camarillo

"I have goosebumps! This is gonna be good!! http://pic.gd/c5bb30"  -Arianny Celeste

"Congrats to my boys! Kendall Grove, George S., Ben Saunders!!!! Baroni lost but f*ck it he will be back!!!"  -War Machine, of course he will! he's the BEST EVA! (under two minutes, or money back guaranteed)

"U haters can suck my d*ck! Haha love this Twitter shit talking. A faker never gets up and doesn't fight after that a eye poker... I know what's up 2 the real mother f*ckers out there true KOS fans! 1st off it was a eye poke on the ground not the knee... But what the f*ck do I care!!! 140k in fight of the night and tapout of the night!! so keep hate'n. Xoxo"  -Josh Koscheck

"http://twitpic.com/qltgp Phil baroni sent me this and said "welcome back to the ufc" phil is tough as nails!"  -Dana White

"Here's the @JoshKoshcheck thumb in motion: http://bit.ly/7kdjQG"  -Joe Rogan

"@joerogandotnet ya f*ck them joe. lol :) love Joe Rogan can't wait to train with you some day."  -Josh Koscheck

"@JoshKoscheck I would be honored. Awesome fight, man! Congrats!!"  -Joe Rogan

"Tough fight I give Tito the second though! ...Congrats to Forrest i thought Tito looked slow maybe a lil over trained for this fight! Good job Forrest!"  -Jamie Varner

"Fought my ass off and got robbed. Thanks to my fans for the support!! I will be back!! ...The wounds hurt but my heart hurts worse. I fought my ass off and thought I won. Lets do the best out of 3? Its on!!!!"  -Tito Ortiz, I thought you said, "I'm 100%, I'm in the best shape of my life"?

ROYCE GRACIE & EDDIE BRAVO

"Picture of me and Royce f*cking around in Vegas for the UFC"  -Eddie Bravo, chokes out Royce Gracie.

"Royce and me at the UFC weigh ins"  -Eddie Bravo

"Me and Royce raiding Rogan's mini bar"  -Eddie Bravo

"Royce and I smoking weed in my hotel room in vegas"  -Eddie Bravo, smokes out Royce Gracie

"Royce is up $57 on the slots and the night is young as f*ck!"  -Eddie Bravo

"Royce a little tipsy making his move"  -Eddie Bravo

"http://twitpic.com/qq3x8 - Been working on my flexibility..."  -Mike Swick, shows Eddie, that he's not the only one with dolls action figures.

JAB JAB!

"My dental cleaning biz is taking off! http://twitvid.com/F55A5"  -Gator, Mayhem's Dog

"US airways f*cked me over once again. F*ck US airways. Gator cannot fly...I am tweeting from an airplane. We have a black president- it's the future already, where the f*ck is my jetpack and food in capsules?"  -Mayhem Miller, no, cause in the future, dogs are dentists, oh wait..

"You think your life is hard, I have to suffer THIS embarassment! http://twitpic.com/qjktd"  -Gator, Mayhem's Dog

"i should be owned by a middle eastern sheik"  -Todd Duffee, what?

"@RenzoGracieBJJ what language was that? It almost looks like portuguese"  -Rolles Gracie, takes a jab at Renzo's Portugese, (Renzo deleted the tweet shortly after)

"How r u going to bust my balls about twittering @danawhite when u r busy twittering yourself jackass"  -Chuck Liddell

"Kos is like a piece of s**** that just won't flush."  -Dan Hardy

TWAINING

"Just scheduled my next bout, stay tuned."  -Ricardo Almeida, Hughes please.

"I have 2 workouts today time to get back in shape"  -Chuck Liddell, training for a UFC return?

"Looks like I am not fighting until AFTER Feb. I would expect to see Nog vs Cain"  -Shane Carwin, so does this mean Lesnar vs Carwin will push through?

"Nick Diaz on the nunchucks...http://bit.ly/7gvGGP"  -Nate Diaz

"I will be fighting Josh Thompson Dec.19th its official...."  -Gilbert Melendez

"RABJJ MMA training @RenzoGracieBJJ @FrankieEdgar, IgorGracie, RafaelSapo, DanteRivera http://yfrog.com/3gshzj http://yfrog.com/1exnoj"  -Ricardo Almeida

"Rolling Etiquette 101: The smell of your clothing should not remind anyone of your favorite feline! Wash your gi/rashguard after every use... Rolling Etiquette 101: If u train in the morning please be kind to ur partner & brush your teeth b4 class. No one likes a yuck mouth! ...Rolling Etiquette 101: A 5 o'clock shadow = a cheese grater on your trainer partners face."  -Renzo Gracie

"On the road w/my boys Efrain, Semir, and Mark heading down to get some work in w/bj...yeah THAT bj...I'm excited like a lil girl... Yeah that bj, hehe...I'll try and bring my 'a' game but that's still like a 'c' to him, hehe... just got done with 4 rounds w/bj, yeah that bj, will post blog and video blog tonite on smoothben.com...make sure you guys sign-up..."  -Benson Henderson

THE MIGUEL TORRES SYSTEM

"The MIGUEL system, are you ready for this? It will change your life...
M- Mingle in the crowd. Make intriguing conversation, be sociable, and funny.
I- Identify your target. While engaging in conversation, scope out your female of choice.
G- Gather intelligence. When you engage your target, find out who they are with and why they are out.
U- Utilize your surrounding. If you are at a club, buy a drink or get out there and dance with target.
E- Eliminate the competition. Undermine anyone that trys to get in your way. So what do you do sir, well...I am a professional cage fighter.
L- Let the good times role. Need I any further explanation. Have fun, and use wisely. The MIGUEL system. Video to come soon."  -Miguel Torres

LETS GET ALAN BELCHER SOME FOLLOWERS!

"#blackthoughts , hey can i get some new followers. pllllleeeease!!! ... #whitethoughts i need some more followers. please follow... Thanks for the RTs guys, thanks for the help getting me more followers. although it seems like i lost some today. 500 yesterday and 10 today..."  -Alan Belcher, reallyyyy wants those followers.

"@alanbelcherufc is a spammer.. :P"  -Anton Tabuena

"FU,stop following me if you want to dis me like that, I just like communicating with fans"  -Alan Belcher, oh wait I think I pissed him off.

"you are a f(^(*ing tool, i hate you, die :) lol RT @antontabuena hahaha. Relax dude, I wasn't dissing you. It was a joke. I thought the smiley made that obvious. Haha. :)"  -Alan Belcher, (don't superman punch me)

TWITPICS, TWITVIDS & RANDOM TWEETS

"Check out @msun184 gettin ready to put an ass whoopin on somebody. http://twitvid.com/CE5CD"  -Jason High

"@vitorbelfort davi my baby with hes friend Eduardo rideing a harley davison http://twitvid.com/AB10D ... we about to go back to rio start to woork hard http://twitvid.com/42632 ... making number 2 if you know what i meen its crazy in The hallway of The resort club med http://twitvid.com/77FD7"  -Vitor Belfort, videotaping a guy pooping. whut?

"Couple Saturday training vids for ya..... http://twitvid.com/CF190 ... Oops, here's the other one.... http://twitvid.com/C7E24"  -Jason High, practicing how not to get zaromskis'd

"My serious face."  -Miguel Torres

"Face Off"  -Miguel Torres, oh okay, now i know why you needed that serious face

"I was framed."  -Miguel Torres, it's probably cause you beat Tabasco.

"New Dellagrotte Karate T shirt... http://yfrog.com/4g4zfj"  -Marcus Davis, Dude! what does my shirt say? Sweet! Dude, what does mine say?

"I had a bad dream,this is what it looked like.  >:O"  -Arianny Celeste, I know guys have wet dreams with the exact scenario.

"A berry special 3abbit had this waiting for me in vegas,just my style :)"  -Arianny Celeste, has a fancy LV birthday cake

"Filming for Thq new UFC video game.. :)"  -Arianny Celeste

"Supporting collegiate wrestling. With @markmunoz @kingmo_gdp and Randy couture. http://yfrog.com/4i9dlj"  -Urijah Faber

"This pic apparently never made it out Sat night. Octagon hoodlums ;) #fb http://twitpic.com/qnolk"  -Logan Stanton

Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, and some guy named Anton Tabuena

note: War Machine blocked me (for saying something like "I hope you're okay, no more murder-suicide tweets") and also protected his tweets a few days later, so I'd have to find another way to add his tweets on the next few How's Taste My Tweet Tweet's