Universal Soldier: Regeneration Trailer - starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren and Andrei...

Hope they upgraded Andrei’s chin.

by SplitBreast on Nov 23, 2009 6:57 PM EST reply actions 6 recs

Right out of the block . . . joke took 13 minutes to get posted.

by bignerd on Nov 23, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions

that’s a rec

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by Anthony Pace on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions

“threaten to blow up Chernobyl”?

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by judonerd on Nov 23, 2009 6:59 PM EST reply actions

Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!

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by woomikee on Nov 23, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Cheat commandoes?

by casey manrique on Nov 23, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions

Rec'd for Cheat Commandos

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by CasualMMAFan on Nov 23, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions

Waits for more lame jokes about Arlovski’s chin

by StevenGiles on Nov 23, 2009 7:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Wait no one else is just gassed up to see this?

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by rockied on Nov 23, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions

I totally am

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by funnytiger on Nov 23, 2009 10:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

AAAACTING

by woooburn on Nov 23, 2009 7:03 PM EST reply actions

by argyle on Nov 23, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions

the image didn’t work, but i give you an A for effort

by woooburn on Nov 24, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions

Here’s to Andrei being a better actor than Bill Goldberg was in the 2nd Universal Soldier movie.

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by 49er16 on Nov 23, 2009 7:04 PM EST reply actions

I'm actually slightly offended...

…they didn’t bring Goldberg back. I mean, if you’re going to bring back a D-list action movie franchise in order to capitalize on nostalgia from the 20-35 age demo, why not shoot the moon and throw Goldberg in too? I’m sure he was available. They can’t get any mileage out of killing him off in the first 30 minutes?

by nani on Nov 24, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions

JCVD is good friends with Fedor im sure that will help him in taking on arlovski.

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by pitbull187 on Nov 23, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions

Any movie that shows a leader opening his pep talk with that cliche’, played-out “gentlemen!” is bound for the discount DVD rack at Lucky’s.

by INGO B on Nov 23, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions

what the fuck is "Lucky's"

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by Anthony Pace on Nov 23, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions

I wonder how the good guys will discover the ultimate soldier’s weakness located in his jaw.

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by MMAEruption on Nov 23, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions

im still wondering why the the good guys gave Universal Soldier 1.0 a facelift and botox.

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by judonerd on Nov 24, 2009 3:03 AM EST up reply actions