Coolio Might Do Better in MMA Rules: "I've been doing martial arts for 18 years. Eh listen,...

"I've been doing martial arts for 18 years. Eh listen, somebody gonna get knocked the f*ck out! Coolio don't take a** whoopings well, I'll tell you what, if I get into trouble, you gonna know because it's gonna go from boxing to f*cking wrestling and choking because I hate to lose... H*ll yeah I'll cheat to win. Man please. I'd rather get disqualified than get knocked out. They approached me. They was just looking for a dumb motherf*cker that they thought might do it and they thought I needed the money but it's because I like to fight."

"I'm not a good loser, so I don't plan on losing, it will be a lot of fun and I am looking forward to seeing my fans out in Birmingham. I'm scheduled to perform on December 11th, the night of the weigh-in and I'll rock the mic the same night after I beat up Martinez."

HT: Middle Easy (via SOHH.com)

about 2 years ago Anton Tabuena 6 comments 1 recs |

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epic

by mr. gogoplata on Nov 21, 2009 2:24 PM EST reply actions

Gimme Some More!

for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.

by Bandaka on Nov 22, 2009 9:28 AM EST reply actions

that’s Busta.

by fedorade on Nov 22, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions

LOL shit sorry.

for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.

by Bandaka on Nov 23, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions

One, two, three, four…knock yo opponent to the floor.

by fedorade on Nov 22, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.

by Bandaka on Nov 23, 2009 10:01 AM EST reply actions