Let's be honest with one another. None of us would be watching the show if we hadn't already invested the time we've put in so far. Ninety percent of the house gasses within 3 minutes. The highly entertaining interplay between Rampage and Rashad is hollowed by Rampage going AWOL. And Kimbo's return has been exploited more than Eddie Guerrero's death.
But for posterity's sake, we trek along.
Dana White enemy Roy Nelson took a two-round unanimous decision over Justin Wren in the most non-controversial controversial decision of the year. And hey, if that fight goes into the third round, Wren might have had a heart attack.
We continued to watch Matt Mitrione complain about another ailment. Frankly, I want Kimbo back just so we don't have to watch Mitrione anymore.
Quinton's prank with the chickens didn't go over as planned. So, he's planned another prank. Hopefully it doesn't involve energy drinks and a monster truck!