How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of October

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
Promoted from the FanPosts by Kid Nate
QUOTABLE QUOTES
"my daughter screamed "Pluto is still a planet!" at recess until her voice was sore. Quarrys are passionate people." -Nate Quarry
""if you can’t stop what I do than it’s kind of hard for me to stop doing it."-Antonio Mckee ( @elnego01 ) Woooooord." -Jason High
"Oh shit Kimbo's kinda deep "the enemy, the inner-me"" -Jason High, quoting Kimbo Slice.
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" -Jon Jones, good quote, but i like Kimbo's enemy quote better.
SPECIAL TALENTS
"if Rampage can play BA Barracus i'm trying out for Murdoch" -Nate Quarry
"Shooting & I just did this balancing act on one foot, in heels, with 8 bags.. I feel like I should be in the circus!" -Logan Stanton
"oh and welcome to twitter @joshkoscheck" -Chuck Liddell
"I didn't get any Jeopardy questions right. That's never happened to me. Oh well, double jeopardy comin up." -Jason High, might have a career in game shows when he's done fighting.
"@ChuckLiddell thanks I'll see you tomorrow!! xoxo" -Josh Koscheck, making his best Gossip Girl impression.
"I got this thing DOWN. Thx's to my PR girl Heidi for 2 hour training session. So in bed watching SC training in the AM. night tweetheads!" -Josh Koscheck
"http://twitpic.com/km2a3 Olivia munn was cool. She just needs some mma education. Tweet her and teach her about the ufc!! She' pretty hot!!!" -Dana White
"Chuck is the man to dress like that in front of millions. That's how you know he's comfortable with who he is." -Nate Quarry
"Watch and vote tonight, this is my outfit :)" -Chuck Liddell, can you say no to that guy?
TWAINING
"Studying hamill fights, could be an all nighter" -Jon Jones
"Coleman,coleman,coleman to bad he sissies out!!! Who's next??? I'm kicking someone's ass on Nov 21st!" -Tito Ortiz, stating that Coleman has pulled out of their UFC 106 fight.
"Sick sparring this afternoon with GSP and the guys at tristar. Great training. Gsp took me to yoga after for another workout." -Kenny Florian
"Just finished sparring boxing with GSP & pro boxer stud Librado Andrade. Amazing stuff... Can't stress enough how good Firas Zahabi is as a trainer too. Smart, smart mofo." -Kenny Florian
"Just gave my 1st black belt2 Denny Prokopos" -Eddie Bravo
"1st mile 8:30-9min pace(warmup). Mile 2 & 3 @ 8 min pace. Mile 4 about 7-7:30min pace and finish last mile under 7 min pace. It changes...Good training session with Fitch this morning. Taking a break to eat now and will start Bob Cook's insane Airdyne circuit later." -Mike Swick, training for Dan Hardy
"Gotta drain my freakin ear again today. I'm not taping it tho, don't want everybody making fun of me... All this shit came out of my freakin ear. Ouch... Getting my ear drained today at the BodyShop. Ow. http://bit.ly/16pDKu" -Jason High, here's a picture, but checkout the link to the video.
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"Top 3 Most Played on your iPod? Mine are Anna Molly by Incubus, The Art of Breaking by Thousand Foot Krutch, Pain by Jimmy Eat World" -Joe Lauzon
"Passing out by the pool after yummy yo yogurt. :-/ http://yfrog.com/0nt8pj" -Roger Huerta
"http://twitpic.com/kbmz1 - Getting my hair cut for the show by @spencerlebowitz" -Chuck Liddell
"http://twitpic.com/k41wv - In slo having breakfast with my daughter" -Chuck Liddell
"Zuffa ring girls!: Brittney palmer, natasha wicks, and arianny celeste http://bit.ly/a7Rm5 #fb ...Yummy!: The girls @ariannyceleste and @natashawicks and I eating in between signings!This message has been .. http://bit.ly/pUyox #fb" -Brittney Palmer, WEC ring girl.
"Vitamin C water, take that sick buggies! I booked the print job! Woo hoo!" -Arianny Celeste
"This face sums up what I think about today.. Ha so glad to be working, but so glad to be done!! The weekend came early for me :)" -Logan Stanton
"Just got done training and now we're eating at Goldilocks. Me & Brandon introducing Phil & Lambert to PI culture. http://twitpic.com/kijoh" -Mark Munoz
"Me with Howard Grant after a great boxing session in Montreal." -Kenny Florian
"Getting treatment and rehab from my athletic trainer Missy Stauch. :)" -Roger Huerta
"I have regular photo shoots in my car. Almost home. Early morning,shooting 4 dreamgirls...goodnight!" -Arianny Celeste
The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.
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Sorry to hear about your car man :(.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
actually my car is okay..
his isn’t.. i was driving an suv.. he was driving a car. he bumped the rear.. My bumber got scratched, and his hood, and engine got busted.
by Anton Tabuena on Oct 7, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That one fucking role.
I can’t believe it. And Jonah Hill looks like an ogre, but I’m sure he’s pullin in more sweet ass than I am.
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
dang, how did i miss that mc'lovin picture?!
by Anton Tabuena on Oct 7, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Please tell me Mc’Lovin is an MMA fan.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Prolly as much as Dwight Schrute
“Makes me wanna put him in a triangle choke and then force him down to ground and just keep pressing and pressing and then flip him over and put him in HAMMERLOCK and he’s gasping, he’s panting for every last breath and the crowd is going crazy and BOOM I emerge victorious! 18,000 dollars and a chance at the title! HOOOHAAAA!”
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Oct 7, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been having problems too...
None of the new comments become un-new when I click on an article again…
Wonder how bad Huerta's shoulder is?
I was assuming we’d be seeing evidence of some serious damage after that fight.
Probably a rotator cuff tear, doesn’t look like he’s having surgery from everything I’ve read so it probably just means rest/rehab/lots of ice and IBP.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
he said it didn't hurt at all after the fight.
by Anton Tabuena on Oct 7, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
He probably felt it the morning after.. but he did say he didn’t know how bad the kimura was until he saw the video after the fight.
by Anton Tabuena on Oct 8, 2009 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe Lauzon has horrific taste in music
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
Incubus is amazing. So STFUN!
I kid about the STFUN, Incubus is awesome.
Don't argue for the sake of arguing....
by Screwface on Oct 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I respect Incubus, but it was never my flavor of alternative. I more of your Radiohead-Arcade Fire-LCD Soundsytem type person
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
lcd soundsystem is fucking awesome.
by sadface on Oct 7, 2009 2:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh god, I hate having to drain cauli ear. God almighty it is no joke 100% disturbingly uncomfortable. I’m just letting my ear turn into some weird space ship dwelling mofo at this point and just get the surgery done when I can’t put headphones on anymore.
Seriously people, if you ever feel your ear start to get tender/soft after any kind of combat sports practice…. buy headgear immediately and ice your ear; the annoyance of having to wear headgear is nothing compared to the absolute misery of dealing with the damn ear vegetable crap.
Imagine not being able to sleep on one side of your head for like a month while it hardens up… also imagine sticking a syringe into the side of the swelling and slowly sucking out super thick cartiledge bit filled blood goo while having to move the syringe around (while it’s still in your ear) in order to hit other pockets.
Headgear folks, for the love of god… and ears. Chicks don’t dig cauliflower ear, don’t listen to the morons who say they do.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I was sparring w/o headgear once and my partner had some shitty old 14 oz. gloves that cut my left ear up. I stopped immediately and tended to it. I’ll admit I was a bitch and feared my gf would dump me if I started showing signs of turning into James Thompson.
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
I’ve got it pretty bad on my right ear at this point (I pass guard around the left side, meaning the right side of my head eats a lot of friction depending on the pass, let alone from the devil that is going for an arm triangle without headgear on (tip: arm triangles = great way to screw up your ear in training if you get addicted to them)). Only thing I’m worried about is it all had hardened up but just last week I got a little bit on the inside of the ear under the outer ridge, it’s kinda isolated and I’m taking as much care as possible… but I’m deathly afraid of having it grow… and I can’t deal with draining that shit again.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven’t done much Jitz but I can imagine having the arm triangle locked in on the left and the guy’s right arm rubbing up against you like that can bust up an ear. Do you sit in triangles much? I bet it blows having your own arm up against your ear trying to survive
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
99% of people don’t know how to execute a triangle and pull the arm across so that usually isn’t a problem.
Typically I just use the Roger Gracie style sit back in a triangle or I go for the step over/stack so that was never a big issue for me.
Arm triangles though, hell yeah they bust up your ear (doing them and defending them) same thing with a training partner who thinks that the guillotine is the best submission ever despite not having a single clue on when/how it’s supposed to be used lol.
I train in Gi almost all the time so I also get that whole collar rub thing going on the ear too sometimes if someone wants to be a douche and death grip my collar to the point that my jacket is coming off lol.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yessir, I’m not anywhere close to the legend thank god. I’d rather chop it off, cannot believe he doesn’t just opt for the surgery and just fix it, maybe he will after he’s done fighting I guess.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
This looks like some kind of avant-garde art
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
"Headgear folks, for the love of god… and ears. Chicks don’t dig cauliflower ear, don’t listen to the morons who say they do."
For those of us who are married, we don’t have to give a shit if the chicks dig it or not.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on Oct 7, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not sure if you’re lucky… or unlucky haha.
Kidding, why on Earth did I start jits before getting married.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d take WEC ring girl Brittany over any of the Zuffa girls any day. Shes gorgeous! Arianny is a close 2nd though. They should swap Logan for Brittany!
*tweets Dana
SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Whaaaa?
Logan is def the hottest, and seems like the coolest = winning combo
Brittany is nice tho…
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
MY FAV!!! YUSSS!
Rrrrrrec’d!
SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Oct 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I’m the only person who thinks Natasha > Logan > Arianny
Meh, to each their own.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Oct 7, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Natasha very close behind Logan. But if I had to draw all their names from a hat, I wouldn’t give two shits which one I pulled out..
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
Brittany, followed closely by Arianny
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
Wow, Librado Andrade.
Good for Kenny.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on Oct 7, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us
-Ralph Waldo Emerson, as repeated by Jon Jones
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Oct 7, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions

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