Date: Oct 31, 2009 1:58 AM Subject: War Machine to Whore Machine!! LOL!!!!! So....I said fuck...

Ept_sports_mma_experts-278576443-1257004457

Date: Oct 31, 2009 1:58 AM
Subject: War Machine to Whore Machine!! LOL!!!!!

So....I said fuck it! I signed with La Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene!
lol
I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele.?.?.?.?.?.?was fucking awesome!!
I was nervous as shit but I came through.
I'm still gonna fight.....just gonna do this too because fighting isn't quite enough money and you all know I ain't trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and fucking!!
Fuck it! I'm living the dream.?.?.?getting PAID to fight and fuck! What more could I ask for?
=)

HT: Cagewriter.com

over 2 years ago Nick Thomas 23 comments 0 recs |

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

by Nick Thomas on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

Looks like a white Rihanna.

YUMMM!!!!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 31, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions

Ok yea I can’t hate on him for that.

by Krimson on Oct 31, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions

War Machine getting ass waxed by porn stars Kayla Carrera and Alanah Rae (video)

by Nick Thomas on Oct 31, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions

This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooo……….

by ufc4 on Oct 31, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions

watching War Machine pull his pants down isn't exactly a nice thing to watch

weoweoweo .deviantart .com -- @antontabuena

by Anton Tabuena on Nov 1, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions

Step five of

War Machine’s ten-step plan for getting back into the UFC: now complete.

by Scott Haber on Oct 31, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions

I know I'm supposed to be disgusted, but i'm not..

It’s not like he’s in those low budget porn flicks… some guys would even pay to do those porn stars..

he likes to f*ck and fight, and he’s getting paid to do both. nothing wrong with that IMO.

weoweoweo .deviantart .com -- @antontabuena

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions

War Machine is now a god

Stephen Quadros: Where do you see yourself in three years.
Quinton Jackson: Let's see, I'm 22 right now. In three years I see myself being 25.

by RealIrish on Oct 31, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, because this is the image MMA needs.

"In Russia, Hell comes to you!"

by actionbastard on Oct 31, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

I don't see how it really impact's MMA's image

If by some off chance the mainstream picked up the story they’re going to see the kid has been bounced from several major promotions for being an idiot. It’s clear that his stuff has never really flown with promotions that know what they’re doing.

At the same time…what he is doing is perfectly legal.

Oh, and Tito Ortiz is with one of the most successful porn actresses ever.

Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.
MMA Editor - SBNation.com

by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 31, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions

…I don’t know why I said “Impact’s” rather than “impacts” but…consider this a correction

Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.
MMA Editor - SBNation.com

by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 31, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions

No they won’t. Trust me. Mainstream is looking for stories like this. The image of MMA to people who don’t know is not good. When I tell people I train, they all have negative opinions about the UFC, because to them MMA is the UFC. hepmachine here was in the UFC, the press will pick this up.

At the same time it’s his life, he can do what he wants. I just think he has zero class, and deserves some rare std, that way they can name it after him.

Hey any writers here who interview UFC brass, next time ask them about warmachine’s career path, I’m interested to see what they say.

And Tito, seriously?

"In Russia, Hell comes to you!"

by actionbastard on Oct 31, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions

And the shame spiral continues....

by MMArmy on Oct 31, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions

Is it just me or uh..

Anyone? Anyone?

by Flesh Into Gear on Oct 31, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions

So Whore Machine is now getting blood tested by two different industries

This guy is one step away from being the aids monkey. Whatever plague is next, there’s a 98.6% chance he’ll be patient zero.

by judonerd on Oct 31, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions

Good for him. He is living the dream. To hate on the guy for that is just ludicrous.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 31, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions

Let's just hope

That he remembers that he’s fighting next time he’s in someones guard.

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 31, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Let me get this straight:
He’s an mma fighter
He legally changed his name to War Machine
Was kicked out of the UFC
Is a convicted Felon
Works as topless bartender at a gay nightclub
He insulted and indirectly threatened the President
And now he’s doing pornos

Just wanted to get it straight.

by John Nash on Oct 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions