Honestly, that second round was pretty much something that both of those guys should have been absolutely embarrassed to have anyone see. They looked like they could barely stand up, and their “punches” were unlikely to be able to knock out anyone who even reads BE, let alone actually fights. If those guys do something on Wednesday nights in their home communities where people can come out and watch with them, this would have been a good night to have stayed home and avoided the mocking laughter of the bar crowd.

Dana White talking about them throwing “bombs” was the one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.

To me, for something to be “a war” there has to actually be meaningful action. After about 3 minutes of Junk looking like a kindergartner crawling around on his knees desperately trying to find Matt’s ankle to desperately beg for some kind of a takedown and Matt just teeing off and backing away, these guys both looked like they had no business being on this show or being anywhere near the letters “UFC.” I can’t see either of those guys lasting even a round with any heavyweight I can think of in the UFC, actually.

I just for the life of me cannot figure out how this can be what you do FOR A LIVING, what you spend ALL DAY EVERY DAY training and preparing for, and you can’t even last 2 rounds without looking like you just ran a freaking marathon while carrying a backpack full of bricks. It’s a joke. And it was about the farthest thing from “a war” that I can imagine.