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UFC 104: Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua - Live Results and Commentary

 

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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for UFC 104: Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua.  The live blog will start with the beginning of the Spike TV broadcast (at 9PM ET) and then we'll move right into the PPV broadcast (at 10:00 PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.

So again, join us for the show and share your thoughts as the event unfolds.

And the Spike TV telecast of the Prelims is live.

Note: Brent has H1N1 flu so Kid Nate is doing the live blogging.

Up first: Barry vs Hardonk.

Pat Barry vs Antoni Hardonk Round 1 Barry paces in his corner. Hardonk checks his nose. Hardonk has his psycho killer look going. Josh Rosenthal is the ref. Arianny is the ring girl. Hardonk won't touch gloves. Barry firing early. Hardonk misses with a high kick. Leg kicks are traded. Barry scoring. Barry with a right hook. Barry switches stances after a leg kick from Hardonk. Barry poked in the eye. Takes Rosenthal a minute to notice. We're back. Hardonk lands a knee to the gut. More trading. More leg kicks. Hardonk shoots, Barry puts him on his back. Barry tries for the crucifix from side control. Now working for mount. Hardonk gets 1/2 guard. Barry passes. Back to the feet. Barry firing, lands! Barry with a mouse under his eye. High kick from the Dutchman. Hardonk lands with a combo. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Barry.

Round 2 Logan does the honors. Barry with a switch kick. Leg kicks from Hardonk. Hardonk with punches. Barry backs him up. Barry tags Hardonk with punches. Drops Hardonk! Hardonk back up. Barry with his arms at his waist, baiting Hardonk. Side kick from Barry. Hardonk tries for a takedown. Gets stuffed. Barry tags with a jab. Another. Another. A left straight. Another. Drops Hardonk again! Pat Barry by TKO.

Ryan Bader vs Eric "Red" Schafer Round 1 Bader takes the center of the cage. Lots of feints on the feet. Some jabs. Wild hooks missing for both fighters. Ugly fight so far. Bader lands a body shot with nothing on it. Bader runs across the cage and tags Schafer with a hook. Drops him. Bader battering Schafer from the top. Schafer stands. Bader slams him! Schafer back up and Bader ragdolls him down. Bader on top punching, Schafer turtled up. Schafer working for a kimura with no position, Bader evades but winds up in guard. Schafer threatens with an omaplata but Bader escapes and stays on top. Bader stands to end the round. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Ryan Bader.

Round 2 More noncommittal exchanges on the feet before Bader gets poked in the eye. Schafer with a hook. Schafer stepping forward. Bader tags him. Schafer firing more jabs. Lands a right. Bader with a left. This is ugly. Not even bad kickboxing, it's just bad boxing. Bader with a body shot. Bader with a left hook. Schafer clips Bader with a looping right. Bader lands a hard counter right. Another. Schafer with a combo. Bader with a left kick. Bader tries a takedown, gets stuffed. Schafer with a right. Bader shoots, Schafer stuffs him and goes for a guillotine. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Eric Schafer.

Round 3 It's anybody's fight. Bader lunges with a hook and drops Schafer. Follows him down and is scoring with ground and pound. Schafer manages to tie up Bader in his guard. Bader backs up and out of guard. Schafer is bleeding. They check Schafer's cuts but let him continue. More sloppy boxing exchanges. Schafer stares at the clock. Bader wings another hook and misses. Bader scores with a jab. Bader shoots in and gets a takedown. He gets to side control. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Ryan Bader. The judges agree Ryan Bader wins a unanimous decision.

Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Yoshiyuko "Zenko" Yoshida Round 1 MMA legend Yuki Nakai and Greg Jackson in Yoshida's corner. Cung Le and Josh "The Punk" Thomson in Anthony Johnson's corner. Johnson has eight angry inches of reach advantage.  Refereee Steve Mazzagatti rocking black latex gloves. Round 1 Yoshida staying well back of Johnson's range. Johnson scoring with hooks. WOW. Johnson Knocks out Yoshiyuki Yoshida.

Joe Stevenson vs Spencer Fisher Round 1 Spencer Fisher does an excellent job of touting his sponsors including TapOut and CondomDepot.com. Joe Stevenson in a Dethrone shirt and Greg Jackson in his corner. Round 1 Fisher doesn't want to touch gloves. Trade leg kicks. Fisher lands a punch. Stevenson lands a hard left hook. Stevenson trading stances. Nice footwork from both fighters. Fisher already bleeding above his right eye. Stevenson shoots, Fisher sprawls. Stevenson forces it to the fence, working for a double leg. Fisher bleeding into his eye. Stevenson lifts Fisher but can't get him down. They're locked in over-unders against the fence. Herb Dean breaks them up. Fisher with leg kicks. Stevenson lands an elbow to the eye. They trade, Fisher scores. Stevenson gets behind him and gets Fisher down. Battering Fisher from the top. Stevenson pounding Fisher as the bell rings. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Joe Stevenson.

Round 2 More nice footwork from both fighters. Stevenson gets a takedown in center ring. Fisher with closed guard. Stevenson with some ground and pound. Fisher throwing elbows from bottom. Stevenson drops back for a leg lock. Gives it up quickly. Stevenson to 1/2 guard and mount! Stevenson gets back to 1/2 guard. Stevenson dropping elbows. Lots of blood coming from Fisher's cut. Stevenson to side control. Gets a crucifix. Barrage of elbows. Herb Dean stops the fight. Joe Stevenson by TKO.

Yushin Okami vs Chael Sonnen Round 1 Sonnen shoots. Okami stuffs it. Okami puts Sonnen against the fence. Sonnen gets a high crotch and takes him down. They're up and Sonnen throws him from the back. Okami back up, Sonnen still on his back. Foot stomps from Sonnen. Okami with wrist control. They separate. Both fighters are southpaws. High kick from Sonnen. They exchange. Both scoring. Sonnen with a leg kick. Nice standing exchanges. No one really getting the better of it. Sonnen with a single leg takedown. Okami in guard. Okami back to his feet. Sonnen with a hard left. Sonnen getting the better of some brisk exchanges. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Sonnen.

Round 2 Okami tags Sonnen with a hard shot. Very brisk pace. Sonnen with a double leg. Okami gets away. Sonnen almost takes his shorts down from the back. Sonnen has Okami's back standing, throwing knees to the thighs and footstomping. Sonnen pulls him down. Okami back to his feet. More exchanges. Okami scores but so does Sonnen. Okami with a hard shot that is quickly answered. Okami with a hard right. Sonnen retaliates. Good exchanges. Pace slowing a bit because of more missed punches from both men. Sonnen catches a leg and tags with a right. Good left by Sonnen. Sonnen throwing Okami off his stalking game by pressuring him. Sonnen with a left. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Chael Sonnen.

Round 3 More good exchanges. Sonnen with a kick. They're still trading, nothing big scoring but both fighters getting their licks in. Advantage Sonnen. Sonnen shoots, gets a throw, slams Okami on his belly. Gets his back, has hooks in. Okami gets one hook out. Both hooks come out. Okami stands up. Sonnen has his back standing. Landing knees to the thighs. Foot stomp. Okami working for a kimura. They fall to the ground, Okami still has the kimura and full guard. Okami lets it go. Sonnen gets wrist control. Battering Okami from the top. Okami stands up but Sonnen stays in back control and throws Okami as the bell rings. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Chael Sonnen and the fight 30-27 for Chael Sonnen. The judges agree, Chael Sonnen by Unanimous decision.

Josh Neer vs Gleison Tibau Tibau comes in to Black Sabbath's "Iron Man."  Tibau looks huge. Rosenthal is the ref. Round 1 Tibau comes out southpaw. Tibau slams him down. Gets sidecontrol but Neer quickly establishes guard. Right back up. Neer with a leg kick. Another. Tibau shoots and slams him again. Neer with guard. Tibau stands but back to guard. Back up. Neer gets tagged, drops his mouthpiece. Tibau drives thru for another slam. Neer throws him off. Back to the feet. Neer with a front kick. They're trading. Tibau with yet another slamdown. Neer gets butterfly guard. Neer stands. Tibau with a guillotine but Neer is out. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Tibau.

Round 2 Tibau with an immediate slam. Back to the feet. Neer forcing him back.Tibau with another takedown. Neer back up. Neer coming forward. Again with the takedown. Neer defending on the ground. Tibau gets full mount. Neer rolls and gives up his back. Neer to his feet. Tibau is high. Going for a kimura. Tibau slides to arm bar. Neer escapes, gets on top. Tibau to his feet. Neer coming forward. Tibau is gassed. Neer tags him. Uppercut from Neer. Tibau shoots, can't get it. Exchanges with Neer scoring. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Tibau but the momentum is with Neer.

Round 3 Neer coming forward. Tibau with a double leg takedown. Tibau to 1/2 guard. Neer back to full guard. Back to the feet. Tibau thowing and landing. Neer with an elbow. Stuffs a takedown. Front kick from Neer. Neer is tired too. Another takedown stuffed. Uppercut from Neer. Another stuffed Tibau takedown. Nice head movement from Tibau evades lots of Neer punches. Tibau gets a knee tap takedown. Back to the feet. Timeout to fix the tape on Neer's gloves. Leg kick from Neer. Checked leg kick by Tibau. Neer limping. Another double leg from Tibau. Most dominating wrestling performance I can recall in a fight. Back to the feet. Tibau with a punch. Shoots, gets a knee tap takedown. Neer standing to end the fight. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Tibau. 30-27 on the Bloody Elbow scorecard.  The judges agree, unanimous decision for Tibau.

Ben Rothwell vs Cain Velasquez Red Schafer and Pat Barry both sporting black eyes in Rothwell's corner. Velasquez comes out to mariachi music. Velasquze in a signature Dethrone shirt. Big crowd pop for Cain. Round 1  Rothwell tags him. Cain with some kicks, shoots for a single, gets it with a trip. Rothwell working to his feet but Cain keeps him down. Rothwell gets up and gets free. Cain tags him. Rothwell with an uppercut. Leg kick from Cain, shoots for a single, dumps him right down. GnP from Cain. Works for a crucifix then to north-south. Back to side mount. Rothwell back to his feet, throwing. Another takedown from Cain. Velasquez raining blows down on Rothwell. Rothwell breathing heavy. Cain gets mount. Rothwell back to guard. Pays for it. Velasquez passes to full mount. Lays a beating down. Rothwell gets out, rolls, Cain gets his back. Rothwell stands, Cain throws him down. Cain pounding on the ground. Rothwell's jock strap showing. Yuck. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-8 Velasquez.

Round 2 Mazzagatti warns Rothwell he'll stop the fight if he takes hard shots. Cain with a takedown. Hard punches from Velasquez. Rothwell tries to escape. Velasquez traps the arm and batters Rothwell. Mazzagatti steps in early while Rothwell is trying to escape! Cain Velasquez by TKO.

Big John McCarthy would not have blown that call. Cain Velasquez agrees that the fight was stopped early.

Lyoto Machida vs Mauricio "Shogun" Andre Dida and Murilo "Ninja" Rua in Shogun's corner. Machida comes out to some traditional Japanese music that becomes Linkin Park. Machida comes out in s SilverStar and Lugz gi over a SilverStar t-shirt. The UFC's moron graphics team spells "Elusive" as "Allusive", no Ivy Leaguers on that crew. Machida looking cocky in the corner. Herb Dean is the ref. Round 1 Shogun misses a kick, they clinch and Machida scores with knees.Shogun covering and charging in. Shoots,eats some knees, pushes Machida to the fence. Shogun's back is covered with boils. Machida gets free. Side kick from Lyoto. Shogun with inside leg kick. Shogun tries a takedown, Machida stuffs it. Machida with his back to the fence, gets free. Both men have marked flanks from knees. Shogun with spinning kick. Shogun lands kick as Machida comes in. Shogun refusing to let Machida control the cage. Stalking the champ. Shogun with a leg kick. Shogun lands a sharp right hand counter. Shogun has really studied Machida's game. Shogun with another kick. Machida is limping. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Shogun Rua. The first time Machida has lost a round in the UFC.

Machida's brother ices his hamstrings between rounds.

Round 2 Shogun and Machida aggressively trade feints. Shogun refuses to let Lyoto control the rhythm. Machida with a combo of punches. Scores. Machida scores with a leg kick. Machida lands a knee as Shogun shoots. Machida escapes. Machida switches stances. Goes for a trip, Shogun recovers. Shogun lands a body kick. Machida with a body kick. Hard round to score. Shogun with a body kick that hurts Lyoto. Machida with a left. Shogun scores with a knee. Machida is black and blue on his left ribs. They end against the fence with Shogun controlling the clinch. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-10.

Round 3 Shogun stalking the champ. Legs a side kick. Machida lands punch. Really nice exchange. Machida switches stances. Body kick by the champ. Shogun fires and misses. Shogun cracks with a leg kick. Shogun shoots. Elbow to the champ's head on the break. Leg kick by Shogun. Machida eats another leg kick but responds. Shogun with a huge body kick. Shogun chases with strikes, Machida can't counter. Machida with body kick. Knee by the champ. Machida with punches. Has Shogun stunned. Shogun lands back. Shogun clinches. Bloody Elbow scores this 10-9 Shogun Rua.

Round 4 Shogun has refused to let Lyoto control the rhythm of the fight. This is a great fight! Trading leg kicks. Shogun is playing the lead in the footwork dance but looking for Lyoto's "kyo" and counter striking. Machida slips and Shogun shoots. They are in countering high crotch lifts. Back to the feet. Machida with a flurry in response to a leg kick but Shogun with a knee. Leg kick, punch trade. They clinch. Shogun lands an elbow as they break. Knee by Shogun. Punch by Shogun. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Shogun.

Round 5 Shogun with a leg kick. Machida charges but gets nothing. Shogun pressing with a body kick. Machida punches to counter. Shogun HURTS the champ with a leg kick. Shogun catches a kick. They trade leg kicks. Shogun charges behind punches. Machida staggers due to battered legs. Knee to the liver from Machida doesn't seem to phase Shogun. They clinch. Knees to the legs from Shogun. Dean breaks them up. Shogun counters a knee to the body with several punches. Shogun advancing behind punches. Machida's lip is bloody and swollen as the Machida era bleeds away. Shogun ends the fight with a left. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Shogun. Final score 50-46 Shogun.

THE CSAC JUDGES UNANIMOUSLY SCORE THE FIGHT FOR LYOTO MACHIDA.

I CALL SHENANIGANS.

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Awesome work, Eugene.

by Luke Thomas on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

That looks awesome. +1

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

For better or for worse, I try to change it up.

Alla som inte dansar är våldtäktsmän.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Oct 24, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you always design really badass stuff. In every case i’ve seen your poster is vastly superior to the ufc’s official two guys looking badass poster.

by Gerrymanderer on Oct 24, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I can gaurantee you that Cain has never been hit as hard as I’m gonna hit him.”

For some reason I doubt it, Mr. New Physique.

Holy crap! I just noticed the Extenze sponsor on Big Bens shorts! LOL! I wonder if he’s rollin’ with Condom Depot on the back.

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's weird how Kongo is 230++ and Rothwell is 265..

If you just look at their pics, you’d think it’s the other way around. (plus, ben’s picture is smaller so it’s kinda misleading haha)

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it looks like Kongos on the juice. Dude is muscles on top of muscles. Rothwell, not so much.

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you've ever read kongo's lifting routine

his physique isn’t surprising… the dude deads over 700… thats unbelievable

by Austin Martin on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be better to start the broadcast for the Spike prelims?

Your choice.

Machida by TKO, Tibau by boring decision, Stevenson by decision, Johnson by KO, Velasquez by TKO.

October 11th, 2009: The day Justin Forsett became loved by Seahawks fans forever.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

My picks...

 Main Card Bouts:
    Lyoto Machida TKO
    Ben Rothwell TKO
    Joe Stevenson UD
    Anthony Johnson TKO
    Gleison Tibau UD

    On Spike:
    Ryan Bader TKO
    Antoni Hardonk TKO

    Preliminary Bouts:
    Yushin Okami UD
    Rob Kimmons Sub
    Kyle Kingsbury Sub
    Stefan Struve Sub

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool

My picks.

Main Card Bouts:
Shogun Rua TKO
Cain Velasquez TKO
Joe Stevenson Sub
Anthony Johnson KO
Gleison Tibau UD

On Spike:
Ryan Bader TKO
Antoni Hardonk TKO

Preliminary Bouts:
Yushin Okami UD
Jorge Rivera TKO
Razak Al-Hassan KO
Chase Gormley UD

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I’ll paste my wrong picks again.

Machida-RD3-TKO
Kingsbury-UD
Bader-RD2-TKO
Hardonk-RD1-Sub
Yoshida-RD3-Sub
Kimmons-RD1-Sub
Sonnen-UD
Stevenson-RD2-Sub
Velasquez-UD
Struve-RD2-Sub
Tibau-UD

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hoping for a lotta tkos huh?

i really think stevenson is going to submit him, he looks fantastic against diaz and only had up to go since there

by Austin Martin on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enjoy the live pbp and commentary BE bros!

I might make it back in time for DREAM12 night crew, if not I’ll be back to check my picks in the morning. =)

*chunks duece

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 24, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

 Main Card Bouts:
    Lyoto Machida TKO
   CAIN TKO
    Joe Stevenson UD
    Anthony Johnson TKO
    Gleison Tibau UD

    On Spike:
    Ryan Bader TKO
    Antoni Hardonk TKO

    Preliminary Bouts:
    Yushin Okami UD
    Rob Kimmons Sub
    Kyle Kingsbury Sub
    Stefan Struve Sub

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A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z

by thetakeover on Oct 24, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This got nothing to do with tonight's show but...

I just saw King wearing a tapout shirt in tekken 6 :|.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This shirt actually.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lyoto by Machidaness
Cain by decision
Daddy by decision
AJ by land of wind and ghosts
Tibau by flying gogoplata
Bader by KO
Hardonkadonk by submission
Okami by snoozer
Kimmons by inverted arm triangle
Kingsbury by technical submission (Wouldn’t tap)
Gormley by 30-19 decision

Keep firing Assholes!

Never trust a man with no shirt on.

by Ubernoober on Oct 24, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

My Comcast guide has the UFC 104 prelims airing on tape delay at 9:00 PM PT

If this is true then that is the dumbest move ever.

October 11th, 2009: The day Justin Forsett became loved by Seahawks fans forever.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed.

This is bogus.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Oct 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay I'm getting the UFC 104 Countdown

And the graphic says “UFC Prelims Live” next on Spike. Just a big scare for me.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should bump this to the top, it’s on the very bottom now ;(

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

MMA Fail

I post this because I found it and I think it’s funny, and fitting. This is how I see the Shogun-Machida fight. Shogun aggressive, Machida elusive.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone edit that and get a banana peel under there

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which stream are you using tonight?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll e-mail you the links I find

But for now I’m watching the prelims on Spike TV since I have that channel.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

I’m also going to watch the prelims.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun by submission

by oousty on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's really the only way he can

There’s no way Shogun out strikes Lyoto, but Tito proved that Lyoto is vulnerable to subs.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's that vulnerable.

I really don’t think Shogun can take Lyoto down. He’ll have to be really crafty.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying he has a good chance, but that it’s his only chance.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

it’s probably his best bet though it’s hard to see it happening.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like they both whiffed.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barry by vicious KO

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

Hardonk by being Dutch

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to see if Hardonk learned anything from Hoost!

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s get it homie

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Anthony Johnson is now having Vietburns flashbacks.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Mazzagatti sees that eye-poke as a great punch

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Put an eye patch on Barry.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

you can’t spell barry without ARR

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Crucifix

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No I want stand-up not ground game! Fun first round.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Goldie likes energy drinks

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Please

Don’t give Goldie anymore energy drinks.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally see him talking in the 3rd person

“FIVE RED BULLS FINISHED INSIDE AN HOUR IS MIKE GOLDBERG!”

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Hardonk

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

With his lack of height and reach, Barry really has to wade in.

10-9 Barry

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Hardonk

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardonk might want to keep his hands up a bit…

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how Hardonk shot in and Joe got confused and thought he was dropped.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He's hiiiiiiiigh

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

Wouldn’t it be great if Rogan had to pull out die to failing a drug test?

by Shaun32887 on Oct 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many Shrooms.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finish him Barry

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That was a dumb mistake

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by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pat Barry has MAAAAAAD power.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Stoopid power

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by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE IS OUT!!!

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Stop toying with him dammit

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by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

dddaammmn. brutal finishing shot

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Mookie called that one.

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Hardonk looked like a heavy bag in there. Could be any stiffer?

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeeeeessss

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Good night

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Barry looked bad ass in the second round.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Awwww yeah… I picked Barry =)

by Nick Thomas on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too. I almost changed it at the last minute though.

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by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

barry pretty emotional right now

by wingsandbeer37 on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn. Pat can sling some punches.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t sound like a girl pat, calm down now…

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I am amazed at how good Barry is as a standup fighter when giving up so much length.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

props to Barry. He was fighting with a ton of emotion, Hardonk refused to touch gloves, yet he held his fire when he knew the fight was over.

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly. Very nice to see Barry not throw a single more punch than was necessary at the end.

by JRN on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give Barry a tissue, Joe.

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH BACKFLIP

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

But can he backflip out of a pool?

-BJ

by cmsove on Oct 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t think of a much better way to start off a fight card.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

that was a wicked fight

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see Barry/Cigano now.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Barry has crazy power but Cigano has something unearthly in his hands.

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by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is an interesting kind of “commercial free”.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fights are commercial free.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Told you to give the guy a chance.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

will we see an okami replay perhaps?

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

They need at least 17 min + commercials to show that fight

Not a spoiler, I have no idea, I’m just assuming it went to a decision

by Shaun32887 on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Struve/Gormley now

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Struuuve

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Spike's prelims production is bad

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Where does UFC find these tall Dutch guys?

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He knows the Netherlands.. he was being sarcastic.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Netherlands?

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know the Netherlands………….. I was being sarcastic.

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every Dutch guy is tall

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They pretty much throw darts at a Golden Glory Gym poster.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gormley is done

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

STRUUUUUVE

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Weeee!

Holland 1-1

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Gormley sucks. Goodness.

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

tremendous potential for that kid if he gets some more size.

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too, wish he waited a round though.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

“congraduations”?

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

came here to post this

by yngjzy on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

skyscraper? * sigh *

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Beanpole!

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

"lotta footsies going on"

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, rogan is like half a struve

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol.

We should now use a “struve” as unit of MMA measurement.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pulling for Ravishing Red! WAR GINGER

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOGUN!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m taking Red. I’m usually wrong.

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Click the subject line of this, it collapses the body

fffffffffffffghhhhhhhhhf

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

I didn’t know that, thanks :P

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No problem, just informin'

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that either. Good to know.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR BADER!

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

got ravishing red with the sub from his back

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Bader

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby Flay FTW

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Good one

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap! I missed the fireworks in the first fight.

Oh well.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Bader has a big red butthole.

sorry couldn’t help myself.

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

it’s a blood stain… jk

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

mm chocolate chip cookies

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

OUCH!

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Schafer is a tough SOB

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Cya Red

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Schafer is done.

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Schafer takes punishment well.

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

not so much!

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess he survived for now

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

KNEES!!! COME ON!!!

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

damn.

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

some boetsch style ragdolling there for a sec

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Gingers are used to being beaten.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol!

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Respect for Schafer…….increasing!

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

SLAM!

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

bader better be careful! giving schafer too many chances for the sub

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Red’s a tough bastard.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Bader - obviously

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

red is tuff.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

:)

This is why I love Schafer

by Shaun32887 on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Because he gets hit a lot?

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Schafer is a tough SOB.

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer Simpson, and Big Nog

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha! maybe fanman will show up and rescue him

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

and that’ll be a great comeback

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Bader

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

There was a point when schafer got up and he was just covering up taking damage. The fight was supposed to end there.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Martin Kampmann agrees.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t for long enough.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bader may have fatigued himself

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Schaefer is one iron jawed ginger.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Tonight is Ultimate Poke Night

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bader is gassed, his hands are down, and he’s not looking that great to me.

by Michael Rome on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

the playing field is leveled by an eye poke…

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

that's two mustafa al turk's tonight!

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahh, utilizing the Cro Cop approach.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Use your fricking left hand, Bader

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, my feed is two minutes late after reading the comments. this sucks

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

Sopcast :(

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get use to it

the PPV will be also, for some reason. Streams always seem to be 2+ minutes behind :(

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s a pain, I’ll be checking the comments after each round to avoid spoilers

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

red chafer

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC 104 is all about fat people poking each other in the eye.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

These guys are fat to you?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m referring to the weigh-ins.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bader is fat?

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

These guys aren’t fat.

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s considered fat if you’re bulimic :P

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome Bader transitions to tired Bader.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

And they didn’t want to show Okami..

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Horrible stand up. My god.

by An0nymous on Oct 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

chip, chip, chip away, Red.

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Bader is going to get KO’d

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

eric “i look like tobey from the office” schafer

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Round

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Bader gassed big time.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Blowing his wad? Great line Rogan.

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

he has before. i think even couture has said it a couple times.

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its not sexual in origin, IIRC

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what i was thinking

by Gerrymanderer on Oct 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_origin_of_the_idiom_blow_your_wad

The origin comes from the days of muzzle-load firearms: both big and small. To ensure a good seal for the black powder, it was common practice to place an amount of cloth (called wadding) between the powder and the projectile. If the wadding comes out of the gun after the projectile, then the gun has completed a full and proper firing, which is what you want.
.
Thus, blowing (or shooting) one’s wad (or load) comes to means a full and complete discharge or release, and the terms can be used both inside and outside of sexual circles (in the latter case, saying someone shot their load can mean they put everything they had left into an effort).

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Ryan Bader might have blown his wad.”-Rogan

That is the second time today I’ve heard someone say someone blew his wad. Lee Corso said the same thing today on Gameday.

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Bader is not impressing me with his finishing

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

“He did the chicken dance” – Rogan

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I have this 19-18 in favor of Bader going to the 3rd.

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by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Schafer: The road to Dementia

Coming to a store near you in about 25 years.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Bader is a pale version of Rampage, at least to me. Same exact fighter. If Bader continues to progress, he’ll be very dangerous.

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by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s got to work on his cardio first

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha what?

Rampage can Box.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like bader by unanimous decision

29-28

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Win or lose...

Red won with the fans and UFC suits, for sure.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wish he would have won on my ufc fantasy card though

had eric by sub choke

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record

Saying someone was dangerous in Pride doesn’t mean much anymore.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Shogun was dangerous in Pride

and will be today as well :P

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I scored it 29-27 for Bader.

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by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Bader

Not impressive by any stretch.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Ravishing Red gave it, hope he comes back!

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Same

he earned it

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 for Bader.

The ginger did himself proud, though. Hope to see him again.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

3 fights for free. Can't complain about that can we?

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by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

We can...

but we probably shouldn’t. The fights were all good.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still just find it really strange that chael/ okami isn't on

thats a headlining fight in any other org, in the UFC its not even on the aired prelim

by Austin Martin on Oct 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope okami wins impressively.

Gives the ufc less reasons to not give him a title shot.

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

you can never please everyone, someone will always complain

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by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Respect for Red.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

29-26? Odd. 30-27? Odder. Weird. Bader won but weird.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

These prelim fights arent shown here on the Phil. BOOO!

they showed the ones for 103 and for some reason they’re not showing this fight now.. 1-1 on my picks so far. although 30-27 is kinda weird.

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

I thought you meant Philadelphia before I saw who posted it. Was wondering why Philly wouldn’t show Spike for an hour.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of that takedown or jiujitsu crap, thank god!

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap. Heart rate was 42 for Shogun. That’s nuts.

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by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s damn close to Mr. Lance Armstrong.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to rewind it on my DVR to make sure he said Shogun instead of Machida.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

shogun ain’t worried ‘bout nottin’

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Joe. Just wow.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He didn’t lose a round against Sam Greco?

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Career = UFC. At least to Dana.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, just giving Greco props.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a weird fight, too.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing is...

everytime you post something, I get that song stuck in my head.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol. I swear I didn’t make it because of the song. I get that all the time on the PS3.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS GOOD NEWS NONE OF THAT GAY GRAPPLING SHIT

by An0nymous on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

MMA is standing fused with banging.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

“Order it bitches.”

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan wins

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap damnit. I actually ordered it.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

order it bitches – rogan

by wingsandbeer37 on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

fingers crossed

Off to the stream to do some fishing.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

what was wrong with dana? he seemed sick or nervous or both

by Trust Doesn't Rust on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he has diarrea.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

never seen him pimp a card that hard maybe he is worried about the buy rates.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was wearing an ugly suit. Tthat’s what was wrong with him.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he said he was sick in his latest vlog.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

something about taking some nyquil… that was before hefner showed up

funniest line taken out of context:
"If you don’t think one (punch) can land with a meow, punch a kitten...."
by themachiavellian on Sep 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT

by ironic sumo on Oct 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spike did a much better job that at UFC 103 with the prelim fights.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Its all about how early/late the live fights end

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Off topic somewhat, but I bet Machida would be great in K-1.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Shogun’s manager has a freaking hilarious voice.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He sounds like he inhaled some balloon oxygen hehe

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it! =D

Good luck to your boy, he is gonna need it!

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

we’ll see, I got faith in Shogun!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machida’s english is almost better than mine now.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he's better than Goldberg

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than Tito.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think even I have better English than Tito haha

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wakes up at 4am now and reads english books for an hour outloud :P

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machida can do everything.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Florida only up 3 with 10 minutes left

in case anyone was wondering.

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

BYU is getting its ass kicked

Washington is an embrassment.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have that game on my TV, while watching UFC on a stream.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Rainey scores

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

dirty boxer

the strongest underwear?

oh god…

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

my bad

Thanks for the correction lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Christ

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno Machida vs Shogun is more or less the most exciting fight in my mind that I can think of except maybe Fedor Rogers because that is just like a car accident and it’s impossible to not watch.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogan a little early?

Machida already one of the greatest MMA fighters in history? I think he has to beat a few more top opponents.

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t always believe the hype!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldy cannot speak English.

“You know who is never dull anymore? As if he was ever dull, Lyoto Machida.”

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That trickster!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Zenko!

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Rumble!!!!

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I got Yoshida!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yoshida time! Fat boy is in some trouble.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, Rumble was over weight.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah, not even close.

Rumble deserves the criticism, though. You can’t miss weight by that much and expect to get off without any hassle.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone making 25+ pound cuts is just asking for career suicide, it’s better to get adjusted to the higher eventual weight class in my opinion than to struggle to maintain a lower one at the cost of cardio and endurance.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s fat. He’s a fat, tubby WW.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardio problems upcoming.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I am thinking Rumble comes in at like 195 pounds and throws him around for 3 mins, gasses horribly and gets guillotined.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The Yahoo feed is shit tonight.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on Oct 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

yo 49er16

posting links to illegal streams aren’t allowed.

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Shit

I didn’t know.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yoshida by that GAY GRAPPLING SHIT! >_<

by timetosaygoodbye on Oct 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

YOSHIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Rumble is gonna treat him like Tommy Spears

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo myth, I respect you and imma let you finish, but Yoshida is the best fighter of all time!! Of ALL TIMES!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

You were saying?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumble just gained five pounds walking to the ring.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

wish cung le would fight more.

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

or at all

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

johnson looks nervous

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys

first post, first time I see an event live.. I’m so pumped!!

have fun y’all

by BLOEDZUIGER on Oct 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Holland 1-1

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

dutch thaiboxer represent !

by BLOEDZUIGER on Oct 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

like rumble but he needs to move up weight classes…not really fair to yoshida to come in that heavy

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by baldspot23 on Oct 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry

his cardio will be punishment enough

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Resident Evil chic needs breast implants.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Yoshidas win bonus less than 20% of Rumble’s combined win + show bonus?

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wooo! steve mazzacrappy!

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

ok. INTIMIDATION

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

damn!

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

DEATH

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

so much for cardio

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that lasted about as long as i expected.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

johnson needs to take it down a notch with the celebration

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, nevermind. classy post fight comments

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaboom

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL soooo many people on here were picking Yoshida… WTF was that about?

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

MMA Japanophiles

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe that Yoshida’s manager asked for that fight. The last thing he needed was another concussion.

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoops.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless he can still make 170, he should move up..

but he did say he had an injury, hope thats the only reason for missing weight by 6 lbs.

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should, picking on little guys is not fair.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Why the hell did I put Zenko in my parlay.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is Rumble so happy about? Fat tub of lard didn’t even have enough respect to make weight and he’s jumping all over the place.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Fat?

Whats with people saying everyone is fat tonight?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because of the weigh-ins. It’s a joke.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they think that he is fat then they don’t know what fat looks like.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just being a prick because this idiot in the cage missed weight by 6 freaking pounds.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was quick

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

move him to middleweight and let him win one or two and give him anderson!

"The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"
The Glenn Beck Program, January 12 2009 lp.org

by baldspot23 on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol. Give him brock too while you’re at it.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Johnson stays at WW he will eventually become a real threat to GSP.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Anthony Johnson celebrating so much? 6 damn pounds and he acts like that? This was awful matchmaking from the start

by StevenGiles on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That win was explosive and athletic

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

and his interview was well spoken and articulate.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

make weight

then you can spazz out when you win

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Oct 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s how he celebrates, get over it.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

^This.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn!

i had the tko in the third minute, more lost points on my fantasy card

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else think that was a bit quick of a stoppage?

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Not at all, Yoshida does not need any more abuse.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yoshida could also get smashed from the ground.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was a bit late of a stoppage, he should have stopped it once they got in the ring together.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not used to Japanese fighters having their fights stopped on time either.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyy that’s what is coming up after this card ;)

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jordan Breen does – let’s spaz out.

by An0nymous on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until I saw the replay, yes.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He better not win KO of the night as punishment for not making weight

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope he does so that Yoshida gets even more money.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

dam my shit just went out…dam ufc and there antipiracy company they hired!!

"The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"
The Glenn Beck Program, January 12 2009 lp.org

by baldspot23 on Oct 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I let my shit out earlier so I wouldn’t have to during the show.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

just one word

sopcast :P

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

tvu…now:)

"The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"
The Glenn Beck Program, January 12 2009 lp.org

by baldspot23 on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

txt1!!

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

txt3!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Vera is so bad.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

more interested in kim couture vs mrs vera

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Vera is a wrecking machine? Hmm live and learn, I guess.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Would rather ask Werdum.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep clinging to that memory

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't Randy fans those who are clinging too much on past glory?

the guy hasn’t won in two years and doesn’t look like the randy of old. (no pun intended)

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can still beat beat people who suck.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, they are. But the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

Oh I see what you did there, you tried to side step the fact that Vera sucks now by pointing out that Randy is old, as if the two are related :)

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was that against? I can’t even remember.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I picked against Vera. You can’t even remember the name of the guy he beat? :)

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-sos.

You’re the one who said you don’t remember. what are you talking about? haha..

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah thats right

I figured you didn’t either, since you didn’t answer. :)

Vera beat the TUF guy. Woot ;)

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That machine is missing a cog or two.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

and to be fair,

they did call Kang a PRIDE Superstar.. really? superstar?

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hated that promo

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

The UFC needs a new Production Team.

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should buy everyone FEG has.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should just buy FEG

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need Eugene for posters.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Esther Lin for Photo Shoots

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and her compadre from all elbows, he did some sick work especially for that shields daley promo

by The Bronzeville Bully on Oct 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

A knockout is when they lose consciousness Goldie.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s over his head.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Fisher to win this one.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That result would have been the same regardless of Johnson missing weight. He missed one time, and it’s coming off an injury, there’s no reason for him to move up unless he really can’t make it anymore.

by Michael Rome on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he actually missed at UFC 76 couple years ago in anaheim

by The Bronzeville Bully on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw…I figured you be at there, what happened?

by The Bronzeville Bully on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in SF, not LA.

He missed, but he was given the fight on 2 weeks notice. For a guy who weighs 210 off season, counting that as a miss when every party involved knew he would miss is a bit much.

by Michael Rome on Oct 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh okay..but either way, I think he might be a threat to GSP. Maybe one more fight, but I kind of feel he is ready

by The Bronzeville Bully on Oct 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iowa beats MSU on the final play of the game 15-13 with a TD

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Iowa is going to the National Chamionship……..

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

To get smashed by a SEC team

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welll yea, but which Gators or Crimson Tide? I’m going with Bama

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spencer Fisher loves his job.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I want fisher to win, but stevenson will probably win

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Stevenson is really boring and he’s not really going anywhere. He’s a gatekeeper at best.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

why you always so negative?

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry if that sounded negative. I’m just not a huge fan of him.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

boring, not going anywhere. gatekeeper at best.
Nope, nothing negative there :\

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s just my opinion :P

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

My ass. Uno was robbed.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Draw Four!

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

johny cash! fucking awesome

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell yeah!

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ink Fail.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s so bad it’s good. No what I’m sayin?

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good Johnny Cash tattoo is even better

Fixed.

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by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think Belcher’s Cash tattoo is pretty dope.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is utter trash.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are on an island of two.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

His predictability is….Predictable.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

My dream lightweight fight

Aoki vs Penn

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t tease me.

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by snet tim on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was rooting for you Stevenson

but your choice in music has caused me to pull for Fisher.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

this.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be pissed if I was fisher.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope he got paid for that

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pick 6 thrown by Tebow

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

God will not be pleased.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But if God is Jesus and Jesus is Tebow… Ugh, brain freeze!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Florida is looking weaker and weaker each week.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I want fisher to win based on awesomeness of song alone, I hate BEP

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

black eye peas following Johnny Cash? Entrance fail…

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Mazel Tov!

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Overeem used it too instead of his epic one at Glory. I hope I don’t have to hear this again tonight…

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind the Black Eye Peas, it’s just not good to follow it from a Johnny Cash :P

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

God

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the best joke he’s ever made to be fair.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is mazzagatti the only one with the weird shirt

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosenthal is starting to grow facial hair so maybe he felt his originality was threatened.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

if by weird you mean pimp, then yes

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Oct 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just said that the show was sold out

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

does it count

seeing how many tickets dana gave away on the vlog

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana claimed it was sold out on Friday when he was on the Jim Rome Show. But who knows if that is true or not.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is what I’m talking about…

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC action at it’s best!

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIsher's eye is messed up.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

They should just pull a Pride and let the referees clean the eyes while they fight

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Stevenson 10-9

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently everything Joe does is “crushing”

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

crapo.

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by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I call it 20-18 Stevenson

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That is how you do the crucifix Roy Nelson.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Roy Nelson did have a crucifix… twice.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, Hard elbows equal immediate stoppage. Nuggies from crucifix equals let the round end.

by Dropkick434 on Oct 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Joe Daddy

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Unneeded apparently

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing he wasn't fighting Kimbo

ref and Dana would have said it shouldn’t be stopped.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Same ref, different technique, different ending.

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by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same ref, different opponent and circumstances.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone actually doing damage =D

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

You remember, after the fight, how Kinbo was holding his head and saying that Roy was beating the shit out of him?

yeah, I know, some people like to forget that part :)

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were those elbows CRUSHING?

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you think

that Fisher was tapping out? Really looked that way on the replay and how they called it.

"I love it when a guy is bleeding on top of me." -- Diego Sanchez, post fight interview about his fight with Clay Guida

by snet tim on Oct 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t really like Joe that much but I am glad he is using his wrestling.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Nice to see when a fighter actually fights with his strengths.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need more rush hour movies

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m still waiting on a Friday sequel.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

They made 2

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

A REAL sequel, on that involves smoky.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Chris Tucker look like Phillip Banks?

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Vivian!!!!

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMGEXAGGERATION!!!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol at weird British commercials!

Sausage and mash!

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Aint shit is funny to Chris Tucker anymore by the look of it.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SHIT! OKAMI!

does this mean it’s finally a stoppage? haha.

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!!!!

we get the okami fight!!!!!!

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY Undercard wooooohooooooo

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami!

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ball Grab Takedown.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch Sonnen win and everyone cry.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG this might not go to a decision.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

WW2 reenactment right now.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay! MMA is a sport now!

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I am

but he’d still get killed by The Spider

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Sonnen

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Sonnen

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

10 – 8 Okami – san

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Sonnen is incapable of landing a punch.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost undressed him

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Bernard Hopkins just bought the PPV because of your comment

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ha!

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

For uhh…Research purposes…

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie is amazingly bad tonight

He just said the Okami/Sonnen fight could be an entertaining bout.

Okami is exciting?

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sonnen is doing a good job of slipping punches.

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

KEEP MISSING PUNCHES EVERYON

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami = Ring Rust?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Sonnen

Okami needs a title shot? What??

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Close round but to me it goes to Sonnen

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not sure how that was a close round.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because sonnen missed 90% of his fucking punches

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close to a 10-8 you mean?

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

How?

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sonnen clearly won the round.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is japanese for "dude"?

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18

SONNEN VS SILVA

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Sonnen would get buttsecks'd

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by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

harder than the fist of an angry god….

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets not get crazy here.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's called Hyperbole.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

With all the crazy Okami fans calling for a title match it’s no time to joke around =P

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that was a joke.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

They both missed a lot but the number of punches made the difference

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Well yea, it is Okami and Sonnen…

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well its okami and sonnen do you reall expect to see a live crowd?

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Why not?

It’s not a bad fight

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, i suppose you have a valid point

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tho

Its probably due to being such an early prelim that not many people there

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

^ this

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Dominant Performance"

the announcers tend to make a fight sound way more lopsided than it is, even though sonnen is winning. They did this with the last vera fight too.

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami-dono 30 -27

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

 Is Sonned fight good or is Okami fight poorly?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

probably a bit of both

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give Sonnen some credit, he fought well.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

and with that, dies the title shot debate

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

So glad I dropped Okami from my parlay.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

"Pick them wisely!"

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Oct 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami looked gassed as hell at the end

by StevenGiles on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see Sonnen vs Filhos Ghosts now

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okami isnt going to walk tomarrow after all those knees to the left hamstring and glute.

by Dropkick434 on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Zuffa's long national nightmare is over.

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by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really, Okami was a good way into Japan.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubt it.

SF will make him fight at a higher weight then market him as the baddest LHW alive. haha. :P

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

They will not cut a good Japanese fighter. That’d be crazy.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have before (Nakamaura) but I think they’re gonna be more careful now with Strikeforce gaining momentum.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They seriously considered it at one point but they end up giving him a new contract, so idk what their plan is

by The Bronzeville Bully on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win-Win fight

Kid Nate and Jeff Sherwood got to see Okami fight, and I don’t have to listen to either of them complain about how Okami not getting a title shot prove that MMA is “not a sport”.

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Machida is just so relaxed.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

it's his patented urine drink

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ol Jean Jacket + Vest combo, eh?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Where did that come from?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any relation to Cain?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well kept Brown Pride secret..

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s in the main post.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope ge get’s better.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he*

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a lot of people who got that shit recently. Makes you weak as hell.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a couple as well. Both recovered just fine, though. The strain apparently weakened big time.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little late to the party

Yeah, I’m just exhausted and wasn’t able to keep anything down the past few days. I JUST finished watching the show after sleeping through it the first time around.

Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.

by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 25, 2009 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Okami. Dude just can’t catch a break.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Im gouing with Herculano on this one

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Off topic..

Swick is going to beat Hardy right?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Hardy is way overrated.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wish it was stun gun still

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Swick is underrated.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Swick is overrated.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think about Swick all that much.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swick is rated just right. Middle tier.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure, hardy is crafty.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deebo!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

you got knocked da fuck out!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

“What you got on mah 40 homeboy?”

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Man, my grandma gave me that chain!”

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gon' cry in the car

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You all some high rollers.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yall broke

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice music for Tibau

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No way.

Good entrance music would be one of these three:

Mr. Blue Sky
You’re the best around
Mosh

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really wanna hurt me?

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The key to my parlay, Tibau, don’t let me down!

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

not excited about this fight at all

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson number one

Everybody else number 10 and on…

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Sonnen’s logic will be:
Anderson Silva is the best MW in the world. Okami beat Anderson Silva. I beat Okami. I am the best in the world.
So according to Sonnen I’d say the MW top 4 will be Sonnen, Filho, Silva, Okami

I’m paraphrasing of course

by StevenGiles on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction:

Neer loses again by dominant top control, making c’mon motions and complaining to everyone.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Herc is gonna get the TKO.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, come on we saw Joe Stevenson throwing kicks tonight!

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Neer is throwing up subs from the bottom, I’ll be agreeing with him. Again.

However, Tibau won’t LnP.

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by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neer does have a really good defensive guard.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping I could go one sports broadcast without somebody calling another person “gritty.”

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe switch to figure skating?

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s “crushing” really makes a guy “blow his wad”

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew that was going to get a Brian Russell reaction out of you.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Forsett was my favorite player at Cal.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Rosenthal looking like he’s working the catwalk.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Jeremy Stephens Josh Neer's half brother?

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

battle of fugly

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Herculano!

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That name gives him some sort of power

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Gorilla slam!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Crazy strong

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

DEAR CHRIST

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s the only way Goldie can identify him.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys with Tramp Stamps...

dunno.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

great slams… that lead to nothing.

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This fight is already 1000 times better than I thought it would be

by StevenGiles on Oct 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

10-8 Tibau

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

10-8? Nah

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be biased

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Herculano

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Tibau

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Trutle!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Tibau

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

probably going to time a knee at some point

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would like Entourage, Goldie.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

.

Yo, p brady, I resepct you and imma let you finish, but Entourage is one of the best Shows on TV!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie just said something really stupid. I’m surprised.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Tibau needs to start doing something with these takedowns, commit more to it.

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe a flying armbar?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I spoke too soon, and I’m on a delay, I gotta stop commenting haha

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. Impressive to say the least.

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Sick!!

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neer is gamer though..

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad, Neer. Bad.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Good, Neer. Good.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Neer one of those guys like Tanner who train at home with videos and shit?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Neer is one of them guys that gets drunk and gets into high speed chases with the police. Twice.

He should never be compared to Tanner.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is also one of those guys who gets his own name tramp stamped.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tibau is slowing down

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

20-19 Herculano but he is gassed

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Herc is gassing a bit.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I lost count of how many take downs he did

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry 20-18 gleison

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

20-19 Tibau

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

19?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

18*

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take him to the ground and don’t let go!

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha, ozzy joke!

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ozzy Osbourne, lol

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really a fan of Tibau but he’s been impressive so far. If he sharpens up his submissions he could get up the ladder a bit farther

by StevenGiles on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe is hilarious.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC is gona cut Neer. Too bad. He’s got heart but doesn’t come though.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello Strikeforce

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then my stream went out. That's a coincidence.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So monotone

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t stop the internet.
-Joe Rogan

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

“Can’t fight the internet baby”

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, Rogan is on our side"!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe is right

They cant fight the internet

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 internet?

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

internet by KO in the first!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogan is on fire tonight. Goldberg? Not so much.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

We will crush you, Goldie.

Sincerely,

Mr. and Mrs. The Internet

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Any chance

they give it to neer for pushing the pace?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You really like Neer, don’t you.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don’t like Tibau. Reminds me of GSP bore takedown fest.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"GSP Boring"

wat

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I left that alone.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

I’ll take a “GSP bore takedown fest” over a two-time drunk driving criminal.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't you dare boo...

Don’t you dare motherfuckers

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

they dared to boo

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rape choke from the bottom!

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Bas beat Randleman because of a gift decision…

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

30-25 Tibau

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

“LA douchebags, Hiiiiiii”

Awesome.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

+100 to Rogan

or 3 life recs

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, 1 life rec is +33.33?

I shall write that down for future reference.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe is on a roll here.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Tibau, is there really any doubt

Now Neer is gonna complain that they gave him a breather when they stopped for the tape

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

We can feel goldie’s happiness when he talks about entourage.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Its a good thing Joe is shooting him down

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie with a lot bad jokes tonight.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s with Cali crowds? They love to boo.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

We only love Faber……..

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Fedor.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gleison needs to work on his boxing and he could make some waves.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28?

What round did Neer win? :\

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

230

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

“He’s back around in the mix”

Kimbo fights again on TUF?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

 The crowd is pretty lame.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

nowai

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

go big ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Velasquez via ass whoopin’

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

two words

kalib starnes

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

im rooting for rothwell but i cant remember who i bet on…

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The Glenn Beck Program, January 12 2009 lp.org

by baldspot23 on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Rothwell by FLYING SCISSER HEEL HOOK

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha. Soo funny.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nuh-Uh Rothwell by Kinneku Buster

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The IFL is back baby! WOOOOO!!!

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Brown Pride via anything.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Via fake ass polemic.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If machida win, I win all my bets (for the BE team of course). If rothwell wins, then I hit all my picks. War rothwell.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Big Ben vs Big Country anyone?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That rematch may come later but Dana hates Roy

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubt either will be in the UFC in a year.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice entrance, dont know what song it is though

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it’s nickelback, but i’m not sure

by kovy on Oct 24, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either Rothwell is going to win a hard fight battle or Cain will just do his wrestling thing for an easy W.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

hard fought*

/stupid fingers

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rothwell is going to become the Jardine @ HW.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodfellas is a good movie

but really it loses steam when it gets into the drug stuff.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

same here

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still can't believe

they expect us to believe liotta is 21 in that movie… i’m convinced he was born 30 years old

by Austin Martin on Oct 24, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch them bring in Randleman and Fujita just so they can show them clocking Fedor over and over.

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think the UFC can use Fedor footage.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They own all pride and affliction footage

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

My understanding is that that didn’t include Fedor, he had some special agreement with Pride. I could be remembering wrong.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So cal loves its Mexers.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll never forgive Mexico for trying to kill George Bluth.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Or for giving me Montezuma’s Revenge that one time.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rothwell looks like he is in good shape.

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Oct 24, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL At guy holding Mexican Flag upside down.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

English Please.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

肏你祖宗十八代

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rothwell by Grizzly bear assault

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

why does the microwave mess up hotel wifi?

I have wifi at home and the microwave never affects it!

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

hook ’em up, internet!

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Oct 24, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I cant watch the fight Maz’s shirt is distracting me

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

HW Clay Guida in.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

damn. rothwell’s confidence disappeared with that first takedown

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Rothwell can’t even get to his feet.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Velasquez doing work!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Cain = beast mode

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

To save Ben Rothwell call xxx-xxx…

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

utter domination. can’t believe rothwell survived that

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Cain 10-8 by rape

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben, you just got worked.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

fug

this aint looking good for Ben…

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Ben say stop this soon

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

10-8 Cain

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by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That is a 10-8 round.

Btw, lol Ben Rothwell pickers.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I am among those to be lol’d at.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate being wrong

damn you cain!

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That was 10-8 by domination. (Cain)

by timetosaygoodbye on Oct 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

End it now.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

What an upset, this Cain guy’s actually doing pretty good.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I missed it!!

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben is upset? He was getting killed

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit...

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad time to stop it

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

but the end was coming soon either way.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because he couldn’t

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously. Cain was hitting him with everything he had and Rothwell just wasn’t going to go out.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

ben was going to get killed anyway but not right there

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya, no doubt where that was going though.

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

out of all the shots ben took that was the only one mazzagatti shouldnt have stopped the fight on

by pedro_oliveira on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

may have been premature, but it was only a matter of time.

by woooburn on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Obvious.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

mazzacrappy does it again!!!!!

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It wouldn’t change anything, but the stoppage was ugly.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess you’re not allowed to show heart in a fight

by StevenGiles on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Maz told him before the start of the round, he was not gonna let him eat a lot of shots

by IRodC on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Horrible terrible stoppage.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess he shouldnt have even tried to get up against the fence just lay there and give up.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes all my fake money.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Chuck is with the Dancing WTS girl. Nice.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Rothwell was being dominated but that was a bad time to stop the fight.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Cain killed him and get booed because of mazzagati.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yawn, Machida now thanks.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

no way cain can do that to brock or carwin though

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Does every Cain fight have to end anticlimactically?

by omigawda on Oct 24, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Horrible stoppage. Rothwell was being thoroughly beaten, but you can’t stop a fight when the fighter is getting to his feet. Fucking horrible.

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by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Liver blow.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

PANSH TO DA LEEVER!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will it matter?

Carwin will have the title anyway.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

brock is going to win by brocklesnaring the brocklesnar out of carwin. and then hell go drink a brocklesnar and have sex with brocklesnar’swoman

by Austin Martin on Oct 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

strong accent on his spanish, wasn’t expecting that.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i mean, the guys got a brown pride tattoo—- hes definately not a devil dog

by Austin Martin on Oct 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cain really needs to find some power bad.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

^^

He can control on the ground, but his punches had zero on them.

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by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No chance

Rothwell isn’t marketable, therefor Dana doesn’t care.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is still a chance to say mazzagatti is not a ref.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

They say pink adds a beer belly or two.

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by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

pink sweater anderson fuck yeah

by Tonley on Oct 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Blame Kizer for letting Mazzagatti near the octagon. Big John wouldn’t have fucked up that bad.

Cain was impressive though. His best performance.

by timetosaygoodbye on Oct 24, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

one more undercard fight?

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by james b on Oct 24, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOGUN!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Doing the eggroll.

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by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck pal.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it will be a great fight, with Shogun taking the belt!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

 * coughokamicough *

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check out the clip of this new movie; ITS TIME TO GET ANOTHER DRINK.

Awesome, can’t wait.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Machida vs Shogun gives me goosebumps like GSP vs Hughes did the first time.

by DirtyML on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

My heart is going at 180 right now, I need to calm down before getting a heart attack!

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELUSIVE

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Meanwhile, Goldie is fluent in retard.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was funny.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty excited right now.

by goodbones on Oct 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Machida is a comic book character

Of course he is, didn’t he get hugged by his monkey on the countdown

by IRodC on Oct 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Commentator Bashing is allowed on BE right?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

If they say something stupid, sure.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

how many fights in a row has the LHW belt changed hands?

3?

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

rampage defended against hendo didn't he?

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by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage defended against Hendo.

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol!!

I don’t know why, but that cracked me up

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot Box loves the techno…

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

UDL

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two of the best technical strikers in the business, or in the sport?

I don’t like when he uses the word “business”.

You wouldn’t say Ovechkin is the best in the business.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I hear “best in the business” used in almost every sport…

by Tonley on Oct 25, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just got back from a show. Good to see that Cain proved me right. Hoping Machida does the same. Looking for the betting sweep!

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by Mike Fagan on Oct 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I think RD 3 for Machida was a bit long, it probably ends in the first or second.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I like that yellow and green bad boy shirt.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

The Techno Shogun?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I got a bad feeling about this one for Machida. Belt change again….

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Ya he gets another one.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

pass is around for a while

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Passes the glow sticks and pacifiers

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Oct 25, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m 6-2, about to become 7-2.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Did ORCUS pass out yet?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I really don’t know who to cheer for. Just hoping for a good fight and a decisive finish.

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I help ya

root for Lyoto

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I like Shogun just as much.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lyoto’s dad is the one rapping, people.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Pee-yellow Silver star shirts Coincidence?

by IRodC on Oct 25, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes. So is the pee in the water bottles. LMAO

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe after each round he pisses in the empty bottle and drinks it at after the next one?

by StevenGiles on Oct 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why did the graphic say Machida was very Allusive?

by IRodC on Oct 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

see "Machida vs Ortiz"

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

because “allusive” does not equal “elusive”

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Oct 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

because they use spell-check, and no proof reading.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Oct 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the dragon’s fire will burn the shogun!

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by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shogun is way too nervous.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Feed dies just before the Machida fight… awesome.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

yea....whoretasticness

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

they spelled elusive as “allusive” in his graphic

by DirtyML on Oct 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Mike Goldberg did the spelling, so are you surprised?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

UFC: Leading civilization into an idiocracy one card at a time

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

the hell is going on in machida’s corner?

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Secret karate stuff.

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

STFU DOOD!!

You want Ashida Kim learning ALL their secrets?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Oct 25, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL at Buffer calling it a sellout. Rogan and Dana weren’t kidding when they were saying he and Goldy would call anything a sellout.

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

“It’s so karate..” – Goldie.

Ugh, kill me now.

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Ironically

they both lost. Machida lost the fight, Shogun lost the decision.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

shogun needs to stay patient, and he could pull this off.

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Serious round by shogun.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

huh?

ice butt massage?

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by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun 10-9

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Lyoto 10-9

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I have no idea whose round that was… close, close, close.

by timetosaygoodbye on Oct 25, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

uuuuhhhh…. a couple fighters might disagree with that.

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what Rashad said.

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rashad disagrees

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t say that Rashad…

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Oct 25, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shogun actually won a round? Dammit i cant believe I’m missing this >.<

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 25, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

i’m picturing shogun saying “serenity now” to himself every time he does that hand motion

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

His inner penguin is telling him to slide

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Oct 25, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what this means, but I like it.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fight Club reference

and an awesome one, too.

"I would approve signing a pitcher that ate kitten tacos if he won 20 games a year." -BPinOK

by duck on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, it’s like Machida’s legs just grew roots and Shogun couldn’t lift him.

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

shogun: please don’t gas!

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Machida....

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Machida

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Shogun

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Machida looks tired.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

ugh. screw anyone in the crowd booing this fight.

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed, this is gripping.

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s Los Angeles. Those people don’t have brains.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too close to tell who is winning.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

MACHIDA’S CARDIO IS SUSPECT

by The Bronzeville Bully on Oct 25, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

heartrate is 72!!!

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Oct 25, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

There you go, Machida.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

shogun’s starting to get a little impatient

and machida looks like he’s got a raw hamburger stuck to his chest

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Now this is a fight.

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Quick! someone get Machida some urine!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

30-27

For every big leg kick Shogun is landing, Machida is landing a straight.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Machida btw

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is a great fight. Glad I’m not a judge. Sheesh…

by timetosaygoodbye on Oct 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

seriously. hopefully cecil has the night off.

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

I have no idea who’s winning.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 Shogun? Last round could go either way.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I really want to score that a 10-10 round.

But I’ll give it to Machida. Barely.

29-28 Shogun

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Hope there’s a finish now. Those three rounds were so close that there’ll be the usual robbery cries no matter who wins.

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

shogun is POUNCING when he gets an opening

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

taint lock!

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

A truly devastating maneuver.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

My respect for Shogun is increasing.

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks like Machida has nothin on Shogun

by dancingChicken on Oct 25, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

orcus

is in heaven right now lol

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Machida’s morning urine drink is going to have traces of red in it tomorrow…

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

orcus is coming in his pants right now.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

gotta question machida’s corner telling him he was winning the fight going into this round

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

He probably is.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

“probably” being the active word there

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

39-27 Machida

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Orcus say something.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Leave him alone

He’s probably almost there…

by Shaun32887 on Oct 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any people in the arena booing should be thrown off the Santa Monica Pier.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Here’s the thing, if you watch this entire fight without volume, it looks like Machida is winning.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

This.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Something you clearly couldn’t have done if you’re making the comparison… while the fight is taking place LIVE.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

If this goes to the Judges and Machida wins...

I will be pissed, because Shogun is working him.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Not really...

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya rly

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by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

For every leg kick Lyoto is landing a straight

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

But there’s no power in those punches

by dancingChicken on Oct 25, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

...What?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun face doesn’t look damaged

by dancingChicken on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

39-37 Shogun

Machida needs a stoppage to win.

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe what I’m seeing.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

think we might have another griffin/rampage decision on our hands.

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

OK, fuck this I quit MMA…

by PORkSOdA on Oct 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Machida hasn’t been real inspiring in this fight.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

if shogun doesn’t get this decision, i think he certainly showed how machida can be beaten.

by woooburn on Oct 25, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

And parlays die all over the world.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Yea the interwebz is about to xplode

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by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’ll be like the stock market crashing all over again.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

There you go Machida, thanks for standing around looking stupid all this time.

by PORkSOdA on Oct 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Machida just got wore out with the leg kicks, he could barely walk by the end. Instead of goin for it in the last round he just stood there, pretty disappointing

by StevenGiles on Oct 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

48-47 Machida

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Possibly 49-46, I think it was the third round that was very close.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great fight, fuck this crowd.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

I dont see how Machida won. I think Rogan was ignoring a lot of machidas shots but I still think Shogun won.

by Dropkick434 on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

49-46 Shogun.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

disappointed

Machida barely did anything in rounds 4 and 5

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

hahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah

by StevenGiles on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Rape

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, robbery.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Changed it, forgot to be correct.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

But that’s really what I had in mind when I heard the decision, big word in red, overwhelming.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOWOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOW

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

WOW

The LHW division comes through again, maybe Shogun can defend the title?

by Shaun32887 on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

48-47 Machida across the board. Wow.

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Expected, though, right?

If it’s close, fight goes to the champ. Been that way for years in boxing. Champs need to be clearly beaten to lose. Not saying it’s right, just saying that’s the precedent.

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by duck on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s just some bullshit. It’s not a good argument.

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by lcollins1 on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I agreed with it

I just said that’s typically what happens in boxing, and it seems it happened tonight in MMA

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by duck on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont say that on bad left hook… its asking for a flame job

by ryanwk628 on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me and SC are tight

He’ll forgive me

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by duck on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

No that’s ridiculous.

If a guy wins 3 rounds out of a 5 round fight he wins (i actually had it 4-1 Shogun, but just for arguements sake…). This was a screwjob, no way around it.

by moreofmyself on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Again, I'm not saying I agree with the decision....

I’m just saying no one should be surprised. This happens all of the time in boxing. Champ loses what seems to be a close fight, but keeps the belt. It’s not right, but it happens. A lot.

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by duck on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let the bitching begin lol

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Hold the phone. It was a hard fought match.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun deserves a rematch. Great fight. Either man would have been fine with me.

by timetosaygoodbye on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i actually really hate shogun but i think so

by yngjzy on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

not necessarily robbery but i think this decision is a stretch

by yngjzy on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

my head just exploded

by StevenGiles on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I need to rewatch it and score it round by round, but I was certain that Shogun had won.

by Jahbulon on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa!

Shogun was robbed.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m surprised, but I’m going to have to watch the fight again. I’m wondering whether the commentary skewed my perception.

by cmsove on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I had it 48-47. This is not a robbery, go cry.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You gave Machida the first two rounds too.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

gimme some of what you’re smoking please

by OoHBoY on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf......

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

by Captain Fubar on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

ROBBERY! ROBBERY! CRIMINALS! FUCKING CRIMINALS!

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by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

My sound theory is pretty accurate. Good thing the judges couldn’t hear Rogan and Goldie.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree with you that Rogan and Goldie took on a bias towards shogun. They never gave machida credit for landed the right while eating a leg kick, but I still think shogun won.

by Dropkick434 on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

What. Worst decision since Rutten/Randleman. Total horseshit.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

too much money on the line for shogun to win

by ryanwk628 on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I wouldn’t go that far…

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ill correct myself, too much money on the line for shogun to win a close decision. The payouts would have been nuts. There was little to no money to be made on machida, but tons on Shogun. Judges know the lines. I dont want to make it seem like the fights is fixed, but in the back of their minds is whos supposed to win.

by ryanwk628 on Oct 25, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOGUN got robbed, big time

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

I have to agree

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe this

seriosly, I had a big smile on my face, and this?

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was already thinking about Shogun vs Silva and if he could beat him, guess i got to far ahead of myself.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry dude, I think it was closer than what Joe & goldie thought, but still a pretty clear win.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

no way Lyoto won that, he quit in the 4th round, and Shogun had rounds 2 and 3

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

2 and 3 were the only ones I thought Lyoto decisively won…

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

rematch

i feel bad for shogun, but it was a tough fight

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

That was some Karate mind trick, right there.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

This is my first post ever…and I just want to say…whatever those judges are smoking GIMME SOME!!

by OoHBoY on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck this man, seriously, fuck this.

by An0nymous on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

But c’mon everyone, the first couple of rounds were tricky to score

by StevenGiles on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Listen, I urge everyone to watch this fight without audio.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously. When did Goldberg grow such a Shogun crush.

by Neil Manich on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie is a total moron. I turned my audio off before the fight started, I didn’t want to hear what he had to say, and I thought Machida was winning.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goldberg? Rogan was the one riding Shogun’s nuts bell-to-bell.

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by Mike Fagan on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Man what a leg kick!"

as Shogun stumbles back from the Lyoto straight left.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by Mike Fagan on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, that exchange at the end of round 3. Machida gets the best of it, but Shogun’s one right hand is all Joe wants to talk about.

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by Mike Fagan on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

That initial left was brutal. Good thing for most of the exchanges Shogun remembered the Tito fight and covered his face.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

THIS x 1000

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop saying this. You couldn’t have possibly done this while the fight was happening and are trying to make the comparison now right after the fight ended.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Didn't make any difference for me

I dont speak French or whatever that was…

by zeroword on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, not this time.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was on board with muting the fight for Akiyama/Belcher, because Rogan had obvious bias there that went beyond having a mere favorite in the fight. He was buddy-buddy with Belcher outside of MMA.

This time it makes no sense. Rogan was calling the more damaging shots. Yes, he missed many of Lyoto’s but that was only because Shogun was landing simultaneously and inflicting more damage.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna try this tomorrow because apparently I was hallucinating during the entire fight.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have hated to score that fight

I had Shogun but that really could have gone either way. Shogun looked better at the end though.

by Neil Manich on Oct 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

REMATCH

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by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

first 2 rounds close

machida had the third
shogun def won 4 and 5

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by james b on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree with this.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rounds 1-3 were close. I had Machida in the second, 1 and 3 10-10 because I’m a pussy.

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by Mike Fagan on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats bullshit man, no wya machida won that fight…he didnt do shit to win

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by baldspot23 on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Win or lose, this is the best Shogun has ever looked.

by Tonley on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Lets see what fightmetric says tomorrow...

It’s very possible he got one of the first few rounds, but the commentary threw us off

by Shaun32887 on Oct 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

biased commentary or not.. the bodylanguage on the end of the fight said a lot..

by BLOEDZUIGER on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Orcus, your man won.

by John Nash on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

seriously, where is he?!

by cagefightonacid on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm right here

crying into a corner :’(

Machida is a god
I now drink my urine daily

by Orcus on Oct 25, 2009 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't be sad

all your trash talk seemed to be backed up! i do think machida won, but the opinions seems to be split pretty evenly if not in favor of shogun

by cagefightonacid on Oct 25, 2009 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Closest I thought it could be was 48-47 Rua

thought Rua clearly won three rounds. I didn’t think Machida clearly won any, and two were toss ups

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by lcollins1 on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I have to rewatch that fight.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I need to refresh and see what Kid Nate had.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

every time Shogun threw a body kick Rogan went nuts even though Machida landed a counter

by StevenGiles on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

It comes down to do you value straight lefts or leg kicks more.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is it with Joe and leg kicks anyway? Same thing in Rampage/Forrest.

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by Mike Fagan on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

They accumulate damage and take out a guys mobility and power?

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never said they weren’t effective. But he doesn’t jizz when B.J. Penn jabs Sean Sherk in the face 9 million times.

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by Mike Fagan on Oct 25, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leg kicks sound cooler.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was rooting for Lytoto, 100%

but that decision was pure robbery. Pure pure robbery.

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by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Same here

DREAM.12 better make up for this bullshit.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

How long from now til it starts 1 hour or 2?

by DirtyML on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

an hour and 9 minutes

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by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I can’t be that surprised, I mean, Cecil Peoples was one of the judges

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

I think he’s a Karate black belt…

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, no. That was from Mir’s Mizugaki/Torres scorecard.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looking back I would have probably given Rua the last three rounds. Definitely 4 and 5.

by timetosaygoodbye on Oct 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks like the MMA stock market didn’t crash after all.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT!! Shogun should be the champ

by oousty on Oct 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t we already see this?

by DirtyML on Oct 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Ya. Rest of prelims must have been crap.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mauricio "Shogun" Rua, King without a Crown

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Neither one did anything more than the other, that’s why Machida won.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

what did machida do to win that fight?

he was visibly more hurt and landed less meaningful strikes, and had no takedowns

by Austin Martin on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I gave Lyoto the first two rounds. I need to rewatch 3-5.

by Tonley on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

WHA?

First two went to Rua! (from the biggest Machida fan)

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a shame. I love Machida, but Shogun deserved this win.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

What robbery guys?

real close fight..

I had 1 and 3 lyoto, 4 and 5 Shogun.. 2 was super close and could’ve gone either way.

by Anton Tabuena on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

shogun just beat the shit out of him each round thats all

by oousty on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, this wasn’t a robbery at all. Close fight that could have gone either way, I’ll be interested to see which rounds the judges gave Machida. None of the first three rounds were definitive.

by rabrown on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of disagreement about whether this was a close fight or not, I didn’t see it that way. Apparently I was being mind controlled by Joe Rogan though. If you think Shogun dominated and lost a UD you’ll think it’s a robbery.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun won 4 rounds on my books.

by bawzz on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

mine too

Lyoto won the first round, everything else was shogun

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!

by Orcus on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I gave Machida just the third round. I’m absolutely watching this fight a couple more times this weekend though.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

he even said “whenever ill try again”….lyoto knows he didnt win that shit…machida is the new paper champ

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by baldspot23 on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I think I am mostly upset because they were talking about Anderson Silva vs Shogun.

by DirtyML on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

After seeing the fight, Silva would own Machida and would kill shogun.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

just like machida would own shogun right

by oousty on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

That can still happen. I doubt he’d want the belt since it’d prevent Machida from winning it.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huge Machida Fan here...

But there’s no way Machida won that won. Shogun won that one.

by cyph on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn, I’m drunk.

by cyph on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

and DITTO

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun shut him down.

by An0nymous on Oct 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF!!!!

Compleat fucking bullshit!!!! WTF judges!!!! I have NEVER been this pissed about a decsion!!!!

Everyone has a game plan, untell they get hit.

by mma is #1 on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s not THAT bad……It’s not like a boxing robbery.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god for that, the moment it gets as bad as boxing is the moment i stop being a fan.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun won

"On the sixth day god created man,but on the fifth day man created god" - Todd White on The Book Of Lucifer:
The Enlightenment

by Krawchuck on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Shogun won

But 3-2 Machida is not a “robbery.”

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

too much money on the line to let a close decision go to rua… can you imagine how much they would be paying out?

by ryanwk628 on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

...

Yeah because that’s how it works

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

quite often, yes. Judges know the lines.

by ryanwk628 on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure California AC gives a shit about the vegas bookies.

by Phildo on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess youre not up on the sketchy history of the fight game

by ryanwk628 on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Macida used knees kicks and punches. Shogun was just kicking and pusing against the cage. Watch it without Rogan and Goldie and you see Machida won.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Crowd didn’t seem to agree.

by An0nymous on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crowd doesn’t seem to matter

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

The crowd doesn’t know shit, this is LA, remember?>

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who went stumbling back after every straight left from Lyoto?

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

who got leg kicked constiantly

and didn’t counter attack? answer: lyoto

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watch the fight, Lyoto either countered the kick or stepped back so that the toes hit.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 25, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m saying. Rewatch the fight without audio.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am going to do this. There were times where machida would land a strong knee and Shogun would counter with a weak jab and Rogan would be like WOW WHAT A LEFT BY SHOGUN!!

by Dropkick434 on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm thinking

I’ll restrain my rage until I watch it again and check the fightmetric report

by Shaun32887 on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Welcome to boxing.

by Gerrymanderer on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

If the judges saw what we saw we wouldn’t have these kind of decisions.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Definitely getting searched!

by DirtyML on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see Marius in the UFC.

by goodbones on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hells yea

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
@deowade

by Damon O. on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zaromskis vs Daley would be epic.

by DirtyML on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brent already taught us, for times like this.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I gave Machida every round. Maybe one of those coulda been Shogun. Maybe I’m stupid, very possible, but that seemed like a robbery to me.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly I am stupid. I mixed up their names.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

With all due respect, you and the audio conspiracy theorists are out to lunch on this one.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

No they’re not, I’m not a great judge, because I was nodding on and off throughout the fight. But there were a few times where rogan would scream about Shogun doing something, so I would open my eyes and see him get punched in the face, and then they wouldn’t mention it.

It was a close fight, but the commentary was definitely biased.

by Phildo on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bias implies that the announcers have a favorite or rooting interest in the fight. Shogun was landing the harder shots for most of the fight. It just so happens that when Machida was landing his hardest shots, Shogun was throwing his hardest as the exact same time. So, Rogan went with who did more damage.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bias simply means that the commentary is more favorable for one of the two competitors. It doesn’t have to indicate ill intent or even conscious activity. Rogan and Goldberg, for all their enthusiasm, are not really great at covering most fights objectively or incisively, including tonight’s title bout.

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 25, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bias simply means that the commentary is more favorable for one of the two competitors.

Right. However, bias is based on a pre-existing prejudice.

As I said, Rogan was simply siding with who was landing the cleaner, more damaging shots because both fighters were often throwing strikes at the same time.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

bias is not based on pre existing prejudice, when he calls every exchange for one fighter, it’s bias.

by Phildo on Oct 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bias most certainly can exist in the absence of pre-existing prejudice.

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s shit.

It’s the problem with mma commentating, there are lots of times where both fighters are throwing shots at the same time, but due to the announcers only having one mouth, they can only mention one person. More often than not, Rogan manages to to always end up calling the exchanges for one fighter for the whole fight.

It’s a hard thing to do, but it happens.

by Phildo on Oct 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was very close, but joe rogan saying niiiiice legkick doesnt make you the champ

by kovy on Oct 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

THANK YOU

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun was one dimensional with no explosive strikes. Too cautious. Machida mixed it up more. IMO

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah machida mixed it up by getting kicked on his left leg, getting kicked on his right leg, getting kicked left side and getting kicked in his right side and losing all of the exchanges…stop fucking kidding yourself

by oousty on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It aint a kickboxing match

Machida used more MMA

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't matter...

“uses more MMA” isn’t a judging criteria.

by B Money on Oct 25, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

from a machida fan

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought machida would win, I actually placed a bet on him with my friend, but there is no way in hell machida won that fight, I told my friend he didnt have to pay me, I wouldnt accept it.

by JoLy on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

absolute bullshit

there is no way anyone could score that fight for machida.

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

by MicahW on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

I think he meant, no sane way.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a Machida fan and even I think Shogun got screwed. Machida gets to keep the paper title but Shogun should be ranked #1 in the division.

Go Leafs and Bruins!

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by Brad Ackerson on Oct 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

totally agree

ditto and ditto

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Im glad Shogun proved my theory that Machidas weakness was his legs. Leaning back like that, you have to counter balance by hanging your front leg.

by ryanwk628 on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Who Would of guessed

That the fight would have been that close even though Machida won in the clinch and was impossible to take down. The two things everybody expected to be Rua’s only advantages. Either way the decision went, this definitely changes the way people will look at Machida.

by Neil Manich on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Yea because people are

He’s the best today and he sucks tomorrow.

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of people jumped on the “Machida is Unstoppable” bandwagon once he won that title, now looks like a lot of people are jumping off of it after this fight.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and that’s the most certain thing about tonight’s fight.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm certain that your UD prediction for rothwell

was wrong. If crappagatti hadn’t stepped in he’d have no teeth left

by Austin Martin on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, someone asked for a sig bet and I like to play so I took it. I lost.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

How did Machida win in the clinch? He did virtually nothing in the clinch except expertly block a couple of takedowns. Other than that, he was taking a steady stream of knees to the thighs from Shogun.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Several knees to the body.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

He gave Shogun some knees to the body from the clinch in the first couple rounds. As the fight progressed Rua started to work the inside of the thighs more. Once in the fifth I think it was he landed a knee to the head. I feel like he definitely one in the clinch in the first couple rounds.

by Neil Manich on Oct 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right at the beginning of the 1st round Machida had a MT clinch and was landing knees. But after that, whenever there was a clinch up against the cage, Shogun was clearly getting the best of it.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Oct 25, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Knees to the body, some to the leg

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Oct 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say that I had it scored 48-47 for Shogun, but I think round one was very very close. Using the 10 point must system, I don’t see how you can call it a “robbery.”

And I think Rogan and Goldberg really colored the fight incorrectly with their commentary.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

On that note

My favorite moment of commentary of the entire night was a long silence in the title fight, punctuated only by both announcers saying “OHHH” in unison.

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I prefered the “LA douche bags” comment myself

by midwestbred on Oct 25, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

Shogun landed more strikes and pushed the pace the entire night. It was a robbery.

by moreofmyself on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was winning at the end. He never dominated. The first three rounds were very close. They score them round by round. Certainly, Shogun won the last two.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

Yes and Shogun won 4 rounds to 1..

Ok you seem to think it was closer than i do, and that’s fine. But when i see 4 clear rounds going to a guy i’m calling it a robbery if he doesn’t get the nod.

by moreofmyself on Oct 25, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

which one

do you score the third to Machida? i would agree if its that round.

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

Yes Machida had the 3rd…that flurry at the end sealed it.

by moreofmyself on Oct 25, 2009 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even as bad as the Sexyama/Belcher fight? I have no idea what they were talking about during that fight.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

you've got to believe shogun gets more of a fire in his ass

but i almost wish he lost so we could see anderson fight for the title

by Austin Martin on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Do you think the judges forgot which Brazilian was who?

by midwestbred on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Its a possibility

A lot of people here are getting them mixed up, maybe the judges did too.. lmao

by pedro_oliveira on Oct 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think had shogun winning the las 3 rounds. I should be Oprah rich

by The Bronzeville Bully on Oct 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I can’t wait to see the fight metric stats, I thought shogun’s victory was pretty clear (with machida winning 2 rounds at best), but some of you are giving me doubts. Good night everyone.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I figured it wasn’t going to happen just before I typed it, but whatever, I already took the bet and I’m a man of my words. But it’s my only fail tonight.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

the ufc fantasy sight looks like it crashed

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

by james b on Oct 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Good I won’t lose all my my playmoney now.

by omigawda on Oct 25, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sherdog has totally crapped out

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 25, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

every time a decision is made when cecil peoples is a judge, there is some kind of asshattery that leaves us WTF’ing…maybe he influenced the other 2 judges. i dont believe for one second that close rounds go to the champ just because he is the champ and NEEDS to be beaten….even dana white looked upset when he shook machida’s hand after the fight, like someone just pee’d in his cereal…

by boogerhook on Oct 25, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Both fighters were striking at the same time...

but the J and M were calling every encounter for Shogun. Probably because they were surprised Machida was getting hit at all….

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

You forgot about the unanswered leg kicks.

UFC 104=> ben rothwell will UD the shit outta Velasquez.

by spectaa on Oct 25, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is there any chance of this being overturned? I MEAN JESUS HE WAS ROBBED! Clearly he won.. … Im not sure I ill be getting anymore UFC at home.

I cried a little inside, how UFC turned into a bad boxing scoring…

by Warpath650 on Oct 25, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

UFC doesn't score it

CSAC does right?

Forward Ever, Backward Never...

by Tony NJ on Oct 25, 2009 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

eventhough i'm drunk as hell right now

i cant believe that rua lost that fight, seriously this may go down as the WORST decision in MMA history!

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

This reminds me of the Torres/Miz right

My high expectations of Torres made me thing he lost the fight. When I watched it again with a clearer, more open mind, I can agree with the decision.

Maybe this will turn out the same.

by Shaun32887 on Oct 25, 2009 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

If I was Rua I would cry too.

Because that decision was BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm looking for the chicken and the rice. Please for you give me the chicken then you come with the rice or then you give me the rice and the chicken, I don't care.

by Thulsa Doom on Oct 25, 2009 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I can’t even handle it, what a disgusting decision. Shogun clearly won that fight.

by mictlantechutli on Oct 25, 2009 4:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I've been livid for 6 hours and couldn't post until now.

We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.

by Anthony Pace on Oct 25, 2009 6:41 AM EDT reply actions  

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