Man Boobs?
by Krawchuck on Oct 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT
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PrintIs it right to make fun of a guy who has man boobs. To me the only reason I see that Jackson is doing this, is to cover the fact that he can't coach, and needs something to make him feel better because he can't motivate fighters; plus I think that this season of TUF is awful; totally domination by Rashad, when he retires I think he can be a coach.
Now I don't know what it feels like to be insulted for having Man Boobs, but that has to put you confidence to the test.
whatcha think?
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Tiddies
"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya
by capital L on Oct 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll tell you from experience
It might be the worst thing a big guy can be made fun of. I have lost weight and become pretty solid, but I still have small man boobs. They are the ONLY thing I’m self conscious about physically.
Even though I don’t like Schoonover, Rampage is close to loosing a fan because of his love of “tiddies.”
thats pretty damn honest of you to say
i can imagine it would be annoying coming from rampage, how cocky he is. And it was relentless.
i also thought that Zak had worse tiddies than darren too, but no one mentioned that. either way im glad rampage is losing all of his fights…worst coach ever
^^
He is coming across as a horrible bully.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
go figure …… after rampage and dana have a falling out he looks like a total douche this season ……. i’m just saying its possible
The Power of One
That is a good point
The UFC could be purposely making him look bad…or he could just suck a lot. Either way my nuthuggery is beginning to wane.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Oct 23, 2009 1:57 AM EDT reply actions
Eight months ago, Bob’s testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit…
for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.
his name is robert paulson!
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
by Loot on Oct 23, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
His name is Robert Paulson!
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
His name is Robert Paulson
Keep firing Assholes!
Never trust a man with no shirt on.
by Ubernoober on Oct 24, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was it the drinking that made him sensitive about his moobs, or the moobs that made him drink?
Keep firing Assholes!
Never trust a man with no shirt on.
He’s sad because he has moobs. He drinks because he’s sad. He gets moobs because he drinks. He’s sad because he has moobs…
That's deep
Lifetime special?
I STILL poop rainbows.
by Blackout612 on Oct 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope. Devin the Dude
Do you have a job? Do you have a job?
Hell yeah, I gotta job motherfucker.
I just spend all my money buying weed.
Ya know, it helps me work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed
So I can work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed
So I can work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed
So I can work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed
Even if he had double D man-boobs, he’d still come off like less of a bitch than Tiki.
by Jahbulon on Oct 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Calling out one's man boobs is
totally humiliation.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT reply actions
seriously
hazing based on appearance..
what it Schoonover made some black/dark skin/ remarks?
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Oct 23, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Man boob jokes are hilarious. When you have man boobs, it’s just something you’ll have to deal with in life. Just like if you’re a woman, you’ll have to deal with the fact that you have a smaller brain than a man. It’s merely a fact of life.
exactly. like jason "bitch tits’ lambert. if you are a pro athelete and have to take your shirt off to perfrom, and have man boobs, or moobs, people will make fun. if it bothers you lose the weight and tighten up. if not, ala fedor, it wont matter. performance chages everything.
Not exactly
A lot of times it isn’t as simple as “just work out more, eat less, and lose your moobs”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on Oct 23, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If his man boobs really bother him that much then he should just opt for surgery like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson choose to do, for a person who has to take of his shirt for a living I’m not sure why he hasn’t done so already
"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage
by TearsofaClown on Oct 23, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes, once in a while, surgery costs money.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Never said it would be cheap, but sometimes giving up some money to make you look and feel better is the right thing to do.
"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage
by TearsofaClown on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone should shell out thousands of dollars so that some asshole doesn’t torment them? ok, lets first assume that’s even an option for many people (hint: it isn’t) – that’s an absolutely absurd suggestion.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Lol I’m not saying he should just because of some asshole bully, I’m saying he should if it really did bother him personally to the point that he felt that he would be better off by doing it then he should do it.
"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage
by TearsofaClown on Oct 23, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
In a situatin like this
if someone makes fun of you for something, you embrace it, run with it, and fire back. It’s the only way to deal with it. If you show that it’s actually hurting you, then they’ll not only make fun of you for the original thing, but they’ll also make fun of you for getting your feelings hurt.
For a perfect example of how to deal with this, see: Roy Nelson
It's not that easy
I’ve tried. If you were overweight while a teenager, the manboobs stay with you. My brother has a near perfect BMI, but because we were both fat in high school, he still has man boobs.
Surgery is an option, but it’s not easy…or cheap.
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