Man Boobs?

by Krawchuck on Oct 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT Comment 35 comments

Is it right to make fun of a guy who has man boobs. To me the only reason I see that Jackson is doing this, is to cover the fact that he can't coach, and needs something to make him feel better because he can't motivate fighters; plus I think that this season of TUF is awful; totally domination by Rashad, when he retires I think he can be a coach.

Now I don't know what it feels like to be insulted for having Man Boobs, but that has to put you confidence to the test.

whatcha think?

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Tiddies

"Yeah we came up short today but I'm cool with things." -- Juan Pablo Montoya

by capital L on Oct 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

I think he’s doing it because Schoonover has man boobs.

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Oct 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He started calling him tiddies before he lost. Are you raising national awareness about man-boob hazing?

I STILL poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Oct 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'll tell you from experience

It might be the worst thing a big guy can be made fun of. I have lost weight and become pretty solid, but I still have small man boobs. They are the ONLY thing I’m self conscious about physically.

Even though I don’t like Schoonover, Rampage is close to loosing a fan because of his love of “tiddies.”

by Captain7 on Oct 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

thats pretty damn honest of you to say

i can imagine it would be annoying coming from rampage, how cocky he is. And it was relentless.
i also thought that Zak had worse tiddies than darren too, but no one mentioned that. either way im glad rampage is losing all of his fights…worst coach ever

by bluejitz on Oct 23, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

^^

He is coming across as a horrible bully.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 23, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

go figure …… after rampage and dana have a falling out he looks like a total douche this season ……. i’m just saying its possible

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Oct 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is a good point

The UFC could be purposely making him look bad…or he could just suck a lot. Either way my nuthuggery is beginning to wane.

by Captain7 on Oct 25, 2009 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Oct 23, 2009 1:57 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Eight months ago, Bob’s testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit…

for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.

by Bandaka on Oct 23, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

his name is robert paulson!

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Oct 23, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

His name is Robert Paulson!

I STILL poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Oct 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

His name is Robert Paulson!

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Oct 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

His name is Robert Paulson!

by saaby on Oct 24, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

His name is Robert Paulson

Keep firing Assholes!

Never trust a man with no shirt on.

by Ubernoober on Oct 24, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Was it the drinking that made him sensitive about his moobs, or the moobs that made him drink?

Keep firing Assholes!

Never trust a man with no shirt on.

by Ubernoober on Oct 23, 2009 10:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He’s sad because he has moobs. He drinks because he’s sad. He gets moobs because he drinks. He’s sad because he has moobs…

by Jahbulon on Oct 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's deep

Lifetime special?

I STILL poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Oct 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope. Devin the Dude

Do you have a job? Do you have a job?
Hell yeah, I gotta job motherfucker.
I just spend all my money buying weed.
Ya know, it helps me work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed
So I can work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed
So I can work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed
So I can work longer
So I can make more money
So I can buy more weed

by Jahbulon on Oct 24, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Even if he had double D man-boobs, he’d still come off like less of a bitch than Tiki.

by Jahbulon on Oct 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

only decent fight this yr man boobs vs the last pick…..this show better pick up. Just have a welterweight show and have nick diaz come back, ya know, for fun.

by mr. gogoplata on Oct 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

TUF could have an all tiddies finale w/ Schoonover and Nelson.

And if Rothwell wins this weekend I think man boobs will be the ‘in’ thing.

by Headkick on Oct 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Calling out one's man boobs is

totally humiliation.

by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

seriously

hazing based on appearance..

what it Schoonover made some black/dark skin/ remarks?

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Oct 23, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man boob jokes are hilarious. When you have man boobs, it’s just something you’ll have to deal with in life. Just like if you’re a woman, you’ll have to deal with the fact that you have a smaller brain than a man. It’s merely a fact of life.

by dropkick101 on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

exactly. like jason "bitch tits’ lambert. if you are a pro athelete and have to take your shirt off to perfrom, and have man boobs, or moobs, people will make fun. if it bothers you lose the weight and tighten up. if not, ala fedor, it wont matter. performance chages everything.

by bdw on Oct 23, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not exactly

A lot of times it isn’t as simple as “just work out more, eat less, and lose your moobs”:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Oct 23, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If his man boobs really bother him that much then he should just opt for surgery like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson choose to do, for a person who has to take of his shirt for a living I’m not sure why he hasn’t done so already

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 23, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sometimes, once in a while, surgery costs money.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 23, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never said it would be cheap, but sometimes giving up some money to make you look and feel better is the right thing to do.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Someone should shell out thousands of dollars so that some asshole doesn’t torment them? ok, lets first assume that’s even an option for many people (hint: it isn’t) – that’s an absolutely absurd suggestion.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 23, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lol I’m not saying he should just because of some asshole bully, I’m saying he should if it really did bother him personally to the point that he felt that he would be better off by doing it then he should do it.

"Did you feel you did well against Lindland?" "
Hell no.. I wanted to break the law"
---Rampage

by TearsofaClown on Oct 23, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

In a situatin like this

if someone makes fun of you for something, you embrace it, run with it, and fire back. It’s the only way to deal with it. If you show that it’s actually hurting you, then they’ll not only make fun of you for the original thing, but they’ll also make fun of you for getting your feelings hurt.

For a perfect example of how to deal with this, see: Roy Nelson

by Shaun32887 on Oct 24, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or see when Schoon did joke back and Rampage freaked out, followed him around, and told him to never say anything like that.

50% more Ultimate than the leading competitor.

by Dodectagon on Oct 24, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's not that easy

I’ve tried. If you were overweight while a teenager, the manboobs stay with you. My brother has a near perfect BMI, but because we were both fat in high school, he still has man boobs.

Surgery is an option, but it’s not easy…or cheap.

by Captain7 on Oct 25, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs