"Honestly, I’ll stand with him until he hits me and then I will stand with him some more and then he’s going to be like, ‘What’s happening?’ And then I’m going to take him down. Then I will keep putting him on the ground and he’s going to try to get up and then I’m going to take him back down and I’m going to hit him. He’s not going to know where I’m coming from and he’s not going to know what happened. And then he’s going to know the fights over. I [know what] I really want to do in my heart, that I’m going to do and I can’t say it, but it’s going to be bad."
-Joe Stevenson giving one of the worst quotes of the year to FightHype. Stevenson fight's Spencer Fisher this Saturday at UFC 104.
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Who is Stevenson fighting?
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
Spencer Fisher
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
by Brett Jones on Oct 22, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
My bad...
I’ll include
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by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 22, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries,
I remember now but couldnt figure it out when I saw this.
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
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It’s not really the same, but this reminded me of Animal House where Belushi is going on about how we didn’t give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and they just say “let him go, he’s on a roll.”
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
by Brett Jones on Oct 22, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
haha. PERFECT connection
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by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 22, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
on point
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Oct 22, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And then the fight will go to the ground, and then they’ll get back up, and they’ll throw some punches, and later one of the fighters will leave the cage. Then the other one will leave after being declared the winner. Then we’ll have cake.
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
by Brett Jones on Oct 22, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s like when I was little I’d pretend to be Hulk Hogan and my dad would be Andre the Giant and I’d be all “And then..Andre…I’m gonna punch you in the head! and…and…you’ll try to headbutt me…but I’ll…punch you again! and…then…um. you will fall down! LEG DROP!”
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by Brent Brookhouse on Oct 22, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
I'm all for prefight shit talking or hype,
but this stuff just gets ridiculous.
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
His quote is neither shit talk or hype, it’s like he’s trying to give a point-by-point account of a fight that hasn’t happened, but he’s apparently suffering from ADD and can’t really focus on what he’s saying.
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
by Brett Jones on Oct 22, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I realize that,
but it still kind of goes into the category of hype.
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
Well, did it make you more hyped to see him fight?
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
Lol, not at all.
But maybe some people bought into his future play by play!
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
Oh my, I hope not. He’s worse that Tito Ortiz.
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
Maybe that is what he trying to do
in order to get some notariety to his name or something.
Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even when you win you are still retarded.
So here's my gameplan
I’m going to stand and bang, take him down, get punched, get up again, stand and bang OOOH SHINY THING………………….
Ummmmm, who are you again?
Stevenson’s Quote makes about as much sense as this “sentence”.
by Barry619 on Oct 22, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Based on his quote
I think there is a very good chance that someone will win this fight.
by BNeL21 on Oct 22, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I like this.
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
Probably won't be the fans
Judging by what Joe Daddy did in his last fight.
really?
i must be the only one that liked daddy getting back in the mix, he DOMINATED diaz and put on a grappling clinic… with his build, strength, and grappling acumen, all he needed was a postive mental attitude and good gameplan that jackson gave him and he’ll come back a huge threat to any lightweight
by Austin Martin on Oct 22, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Stevenson v. Diaz was one hell of a fight, as I recall.
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
yeah, was some beautiful grappling in that fight
so many reversals… so many!
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Oct 22, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I realy hope he gets KTFO by Spencer. So sick of Stevenson.
by oasis77 on Oct 22, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What won Joe Stevenson his last fight? Wrestling.
What is Spencer Fisher bad at? Wrestling.
What is Joe Stevenson’s plan? Punching.
/facepalm
50% more Ultimate than the leading competitor.
by Dodectagon on Oct 22, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Hey, it worked for Sean Sherk against Tyson Griffin.
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
It worked for Sean Sherk against Frankie Edgar… oh wait.
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by Leland Roling on Oct 22, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
No it didn’t work for Sherk against Frank Edgar, but Edgar is a pretty darn good boxer and his wrestling, size notwithstanding, is at least comprable to Sherk’s, so it’s really a different situation all together to when Sherk faced Griffin.
I mean, I drew the comparison to the Sherk v. Griffin fight for a reason.
...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
"I [know what] I really want to do in my heart"
Wrestle.
“that I’m going to do”
Wrestle
“and I can’t say it,”
Because it’s wrestling, which is what you’re good at, so why make it more obvious than it already is?
If Stevenson stands with Fisher he’s an idiot. That Stevenson says he’ll stand with Fisher makes sense, but him actually doing it would be really dumb.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
So he's going to do some lay-and-pray
Just like he did with Diaz and supposedly attempt to finish Fisher. Clearly, he’s the one to watch from Greg Jackson’s. I also predict Rogan mentioning Joe Daddy’s Guillotine. About how it’s like a vice-grip and that he almost tapped out Mir.
did you actually watch the Diaz fight?
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Oct 22, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He forgot what he ws saying while he was saying it and he said what he was saying and he forgot what he ws saying while he was saying what he was saying when he was saying it.
Keep firing Assholes!
Never trust a man with no shirt on.
Confusion:
1 : an act or instance of confusing – confusion of the issue
2 a : the quality or state of being confused – try to relieve their confusion – b : a confused mass or mixture – a confusion of voices
The question is: who’s more confused?
1. Joe
2. Spencer
3. Us
by Cannon Jacques on Oct 22, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
When in doubt, pick “C”.
Oh shit, you used numbers. I’m outta thoughts here.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Now that's confusion when...
you pick non-existent choice to a multiple choice question. It’s definitely something I would do.
by Cannon Jacques on Oct 22, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
coming soon to a discount rack near you
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Oct 22, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Joe still trains at Jacksons, that seemed to REALLY help him in his last fight.
Everyone has a game plan, untell they get hit.
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