Foolproof Marketing Ploy for Fedor on CBS

by ufc4 on Oct 19, 2009 10:54 PM EDT

A lot has been said about whether or not CBS can make Fedor a star in the US and what the best way to market him is. I have devised a plan so flawless that I'm surprised MMASuPreMaCy didn't think of it earlier.

You can thank me for this later CBS:

Do you like ice cream?

Do you like Disneyland?

Do you like hugs?

So does the world's greatest mixed martial arts fighter! Tune in Saturday, November 7th to see Fedor "I'm Basically Unbeaten" Emelianenko dismantle Brett "The Tire Man" Rogers in under three minutes! Live on CBS!

Look for this ad on CBS during your favorite NFL team's game next Sunday. Or not.

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Still better thought out than what CBS is doing.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Oct 19, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions

Well it did take me about ten minutes, that’s about 5x as much time as they put into it.

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Oct 19, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions

I LOVE ICE CREAM, DISNEY, AND HUGS!!!!

I’M IN!

If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal

by TheViking83 on Oct 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions

worked on me.

If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal

by TheViking83 on Oct 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Personally, I’m more interested in drinking a Coors Light and getting on top of my wife.

But ice cream, Disney, & hugs come in a close second.

by Steve4192 on Oct 20, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions

… and you have 1 more picture than CBS does of Fedor in an actual fight.

by MMAWrestling on Oct 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions

This isn’t funny. At all.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Tim Burke on Oct 19, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs

i liked it

by JaTinkles on Oct 20, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions

Ditto

I got a chuckle out of it.

by Steve4192 on Oct 20, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions

Maybe it’d be funnier if you pulled the stick out of your ass.

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Oct 20, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

It’s not my fault you’re not as funny as you think you are.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Tim Burke on Oct 20, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs

You need drugs.

Keep firing Assholes!

Never trust a man with no shirt on.

by Ubernoober on Oct 20, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

I need money.

We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.

by Anthony Pace on Oct 20, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Fedorable...

Hahaha nice! You know they could do this and then do the contrast of him unleashing pwnage.

SHOGUN WILL SLAY THE DRAGON!!!
SHOGUN TO BE THE NEW LHW CHAMP!!!
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by xFenixKnightx on Oct 20, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions