WEC 38 Live Results and Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 8:47 PM EST
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Another day, another show, and another BloodyElbow Live Results thread. I'll be here with you live starting with the Versus broadcast of the show.
It's a little unfortunate that this show had to be the day after such a solid and newsworthy Affliction card, it will be a fun card with a lot of fireworks but it is just not going to get the press it deserves in the build-up or after the fact.
Regardless, we're here to talk about it with all of you. So chime in with your thoughts and lets give this show the attention it deserves.
Our one rule stands, no spoiling any fight that has already taken place until it is shown on the broadcast or the broadcast ends. No exceptions!
It's 9:32 on my watch and here we sit...with WEC not on and me forced to watch Sports Soup. Any idea what's going on?
Okay, so the deal is that the NHL All-Star game ran long, so rather than go to live fights Versus is giving Sports Soup (a show it re-runs constantly) its full 30 minutes. Which is pretty amazingly dumb.
9:42 and the broadcast is getting underway!
Jose Aldo vs. Rolando Perez - Is up first and will be starting shortly. Round 1 - Aldo's quick punches are flying early as Perez tries to circle to his left, which is right into Aldo's power hand (the right). Left hook, right high kick combo from Aldo. Perez with a right hand now. Lead uppercut misses from Aldo and Perez with a nice body head combo in return. Quick right hand lands for Aldo and then he eats a combo as he tries to follow up with a body kick. These two are going at it with some good technical striking, much better than the typical "sloppy kickboxing" we see in a lot of standup fights. Perez bent in with a punch and Aldo timed it perfectly with a perfect knee to the chin that knocks Perez out cold. Aldo jumps out of the cage and runs up about 20 rows high in the crowd celebrating. Perez leaned in for a jab to the body and paid the price. Jose Aldo wins by knockout round 1.
Danillo Villefort vs. Mike Campbell - Round 1 - Campbell throws a high kick right away and misses. He is bent low at the knees and is circling. Roundhouse kick to the body lands for Campbell. Villefort throws a kick and Campbell takes him down off of it. Big slam by Campbell and now Villefort works for a leglock but Campbell gets back to the feet. Knee just misses for Danillo. Campbell drops Villefort with a left but Danillo is okay. Kneebar turned into a sweep and now Villefort is on top in side control. Campbell gives up his back but is able to stand up. Hip toss by Villefort and he quickly moves to mount. A few elbows and again Campbell gives up his back. A good 40 or so punches land by Villefort to the side of Campbells head and the fight is finally stopped. Danillo Villefort wins by TKO (punches) round 1.
Scott Jorgensen vs. Frank Gomez - Round 1 - Gomez with a low kick early. Jorgensen in a lot shorter here. Shot attempt by Jorgensen and Gomez avoids almost right into a guillotine. They scramble a little bit and the guillotine gets sunk very deep and Frank Gomez is forced to tap. Scott Jorgensen wins by submission, round 1.
Jens Pulver vs. Urijah Faber - Round 1 - High kick attempt by Faber and Pulver throws him down. Back to standing and now Faber tries for a takedown but Pulver says no go. Faber pushes forward again and Pulver is able to separate again. Left hand to the liver lands HARD followed by a right hand and Pulver is hurt. Faber pounces and now locks in the guillotine and Pulver taps. Three losses in a row and Pulver did not look right at all tonight. Urijah Faber wins by submission (guillotine choke), round 1.
Pulver says he's not done and says that he does wonder if he is relevant in the division at this point.
Jamie Varner vs. Donald Cerrone for the WEC Lightweight Championship - Round 1 - Right hand lands square to the chin by Varner. Now a left lands for Cerrone. They trade shots and neither guy lands anything clean. Left hand lands for Varner and Cerrone's legs buckle. A left hand lands now and Varner takes him down which seems like an odd choice. Very high guard by Cerrone now. Varner separates and he is landing some huge bombs to the head of Cerrone. Varner is really pouring on some damage now. It's all punches and elbows and Cerrone has a very large knot on his forehead. Fourty seconds left and this is a totally one sided round. Cerrone gets back up and lands a knee to the body and then a body kick. The round ends and the last 30 seconds kept it from being a 2 point round on my card. 10-9 round for Varner. Round 2 - Varner with a takedown less than 30 seconds into the round. Side control now by Varner but quickly Cerrone gets him back in full guard. Cerrone gets right back up to his feet and we're standing again. Right hand just misses by Varner. Jab from Cerrone now and he is looking confident. Takedown by Varner as he gets tired of being walked down. More big ground n pound from Varner and then they go back to standing. Varner is looking a bit tired now. Low kicks are landing for Cerrone now. Close round with 90 seconds left. Body/Head combo lands for Varner. Lead uppercut lands on Varner's chin. Overhand right by Varner misses again. Another takedown by Varner and that may win him the round. Triangle is locked in as time expires. Very close round but I'll give it to Cerrone 10-9 (I have the fight 19-19). Round 3 - Some odd shenanegins to start the round with Varner drawing a line in the canvas and them touching gloves a few times. High kick blocked by Varner. Left hook lands for Varner and a jab from Cerrone. Body shot from Cerrone and he is looking pretty comfortable. A few right hands land hard and Cerrone's eye is bleeding badly and he stopped to wipe it so it must be bothering him. Guillotine choke by Varner gives up position and Cerrone is on top. Wall walk and they're standing. Cerrone keeps pawing at the cut, the ref should really let the doctor take a look. Left hook lands for Varner now. Cerrone's face is swolen and bloody with a minute ten seconds to go. Right hand lands for Varner again. He's slowing it down and just using his boxing a little more. Cerrone isn't quitting but Varner gets another takedown. 10-9 round for Varner as he moves ahead 29-28 on my card. Round 4 -Cerrone has to squint to see and he eats a high kick right off the start of the round. Body kick lands for Cerrone. Varner with yet another takedown and some more GnP. Solid elbow for Varner. Back to standing and a quick takedown again for Varner. Not as flashy of a round...but a save one to score for Varner. 10-9 Varner to move the card to 39-37. Round 5 - Varner with yet another double leg and he almost falls into a triangle. Cerrone is a tough dude, they're back to standing and he is still trying to walk Varner down. Takedown by Cerrone now and he is in half guard. Varner eats an illegal knee as he had more than 2 points on the ground and the fight is stopped to let the doctor take a look. Varner says he can't see so the fight is stopped. Official Scorecards: 49 - 46 Varner, 48 - 47 Cerrone and 49 - 46 Varner - Jamie Varner wins by split decision.
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Buzzed.
Let’s hope the show gets a big ratings boost from its slot right after the All-Star Game… okay probably not.
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 3:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
For Canadians
I hate TSN. They can go suck on one.
It’s NEVER on the main channel live. It’s always either a regular season hockey game or in this case tennis.
Please TSN just give up the rights to one of your competitors because no one gets TSN2!
by achengy on Jan 25, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
TSN2 is bloody Australian Open all night. I agree, TSN needs to step it up.
by smoogy on Jan 25, 2009 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What? The event is live on TSN at 6:30 PST.
by Beer Monster on Jan 25, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Must’ve updated the schedule (or I read it wrong, my excuse is that I’m on pain killers which makes me judgment poor). Okay ignore my ranting.
Good to finally get a WEC card live.
by achengy on Jan 25, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You haven’t seen the advertisements for it the last 2 weeks? They’ve been using the most pathetic music possible for an MMA event.
by Beer Monster on Jan 25, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mariah Carey? Lil Jon? ………. Frank Zappa?
!!!
The suspense is killing me.
by DirtyML on Jan 25, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Woo hoo! Buckle up bitches it’s free fights on sunday time!
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Jan 25, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
How can you see the fights tonight if you don’t have the Verses channel? Is there a place on the net to watch them?
by Wookalarman on Jan 25, 2009 6:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Would be nice, lost Versus when I changed cable carriers after moving.
by iiowyn on Jan 25, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I do like Cowboy, but I think Varner’s going to shine tonight.
by Luke Thomas on Jan 25, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t put it past him, but Donald’s another kind of animal.
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
An animal that will be walking out of San Diego w/ some new hardware in the form of the WEC Lightweight Championship. I’m probably going to get banned after that fight when Donald pulls it off.
by Gunslinger20 on Jan 25, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Varner is gonna take this I think
by eatmyplata on Jan 25, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What is this “buzz” of which you speak?
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Jan 25, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Yahoo Buzz social bookmarking button. It’s below the post and above the comments.
by Luke Thomas on Jan 25, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha, thanks. Buzzed.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Jan 25, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jamie Varner is going to absolutely destroy Donald Cerrone tonight.
Varner by TKO and utter domination in the 2nd. He is WAY too much for Cerrone.
Varner will show why he is a top 10 LW in the world after tonight.
by lbk on Jan 25, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Cerrone by 2nd round submission. I am feeling the triangle choke.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Jan 25, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not as much as Varner is gonna feel it ;)
by iiowyn on Jan 25, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Varner by Buentello-esque boxing lesson.
by DirtyML on Jan 25, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Why is Muira on the undercard?
Didn’t Hiromitsu Muira just give us one of the fights of the year? Didn’t he make the champ look like a chump as he judo thew him several times before gassing out? Muira should be getting more exposure. I’d love to see him against Brock Larson.
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I wish this broadcast was more than a measly two hours. I’m a big Miura fan too..
by Blackout612 on Jan 25, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I see the main event in favor for Varner. I think “cowboy” will come forward the whole fight and Varner will counter punch and defend the takedown. Varner TKO rd4
by EVeezy on Jan 25, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Quick picks
Only missed on Duarte and Sidelnikov last night. Excited for this card and totally torn on the main. Should be one hell of a fight.
Just doing straight up picks on my five favorite fights.
Cerrone over Varner
Faber over Pulver
Villefort over Campbell
Aldo over Perez
Miura over Garcia
by Blackout612 on Jan 25, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I like Cerrone here. The dude can take some shots. If he can keep his hands up, he can be formidable standing. I think he can submit Varner on top or from his back.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
18 minutes to go...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
6 minutes to go...
and I’m watching the guy from Clean House tell shitty sports related reality show jokes…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’ve never watched Sports Soup before. It sucks. I want WEC, damnit.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Seriously...
where the hell are my fights? Why is this still on?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what a great show this is
I know this guy knows his sports because he has exposed chest hair.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I love towel fights.
Did you know we are in high demand, Laura?
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jan 25, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
don't try to sell me Heineken, Turturro
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
-3 minutes to go!
what the fuck is going on? where are my god damn fights? I’m getting pissed off here.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The NHL all star game went into OT. That might be it.
by Andy R on Jan 25, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly Versus has high hopes in the ratings for tonight’s show.
by D.Capitated on Jan 25, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Vs. Network is screwing the pooch
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The .5 might fall to a .45 if this keeps up! On the upside, LOL, Hoobastank is still together and on a label?
by D.Capitated on Jan 25, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell is going on??? I want to see WEC 38!!!!
by J_Maddux on Jan 25, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
did the flaccid all star game go overtime or something?
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 9:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if it did or not...
this is a recorded show that they show all the damn time…compared to a LIVE event…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
no one fucking cares about these bullshit, show the live fights god dammit
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
NHL all-star game went into OT and a shootout, running to about 9:15 so sports soup was given its 30 minutes still, so VS won’t show it until this is over. I actually like sports soup because of the clips. the host I could do without
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
damn, guess i shoulda watched it. at least crosby wasnt playing, so we didnt have to hear them suck him off
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it was pretty good. 22 goals in all. and yes, no cindy crosby was a relief.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
great great production, Vs.
52 airings of Sports Soup but God forbid you go to your live show.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
No shit. You can watch this same show 8 times tomorrow.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone want to bet...
that Versus tries to claim that Sports Soup drew a big rating tonight?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
it’s a real shame that versus is doing this
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You’re probably on to something.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like when this guy makes a joke
Then makes that lips-pursing face of his. That’s how I know when to laugh.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, now I can’t look away from the pursing now.
Did you know we are in high demand, Laura?
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jan 25, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How long is this gonna run? If it’s gonna be like 20 i’ll just go back to fallout 3
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
We join this broadcast already in progress...
LADIES AND GENTLEME, YOU HAVE JUST WITNESSED THE GRESTEST MOMENT IN MMA HISTORY. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WILL REMEMBER FOREVER.
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
woot all the time we have for tonight!
by boogerhook on Jan 25, 2009 9:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
this tribal tat intro has never seemed so sweet
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This wouldn't have happened if...
Faber had a compelling opponent.
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I feel compelled...
to DANCE!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I haven't seen that many of his fights...
is varner as good as people say?
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 9:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
as of late he’s outdone expectations, for sure.
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m interested to see how Pulver/Faber goes after Leonard Garcia just absolutely destroyed Jens and Urijah was TKOed by Brown.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
agreed. i dont think there’d be any shame in pulver retiring in the ring, if he gets overwhelmed again.
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna bet Urijah smokes him again.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s how I’d lean. I’d like to see a finish one way or the other.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m more or less expecting the same thing that happened the first time. faber’s KO was due to the stupidity of an arlovskian level
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
okay that whole thing with the clip of the koscheck KO and the guy saying lets go to WEC Live!! makes me think they were obligated to show that
by starvin on Jan 25, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
nah...
I’m PRETTY sure that Zuffa would much rather they start on time then get a crappy lead in for people that were likely already watching the station waiting for it to start…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sports Soup is...
one of Versus’ “flagship shows” now so they wanted it to get its full air time and I’m betting the station is thrilled that they got those eyes on the show.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
so was it confirmed that they're adding the 125'rs?
wonder when they’re start adding them to cards
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I hope someone comes out to "Live Your Life" tonight
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I hope someone comes out to...
“Lose Yourself” I think it would be an awesome song for someone to come out to and I don’t think I’ve ever heard it used.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve always wanted to see somebody come out to the “Safety Dance”
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I've waited long enough to see if any suckers bit...
and now just so that no one thinks I’m a retard…I was joking…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
USC football comes out to it at all the home games. It really gets the team pumped and the crowd into it, not sure why no fighters have picked up on it.
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't hate the song..
I just have heard it on pretty much every local show I’ve ever been to for like 5 guys on each card.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
because they all just yakked spaghetti on themselves
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was more laughing at the timing of me stepping into that
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it's been used enough yet is all
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
agreed… unless its the dave chapelle version
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 9:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m wating for someone to come out to Son of a Preacher Man.
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Perez...
needs to stop circling into Aldo’s power hand.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 9:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think Perez going to pay for reaching in too far with every punch.
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ding ding!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
turned out to be his fatal flaw. nice call.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad they aren't sharing an HD channel with the Golf Channel
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh damn. nice knee. and it’s over
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
TIME'S UP OVER BLAUW
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Like I said. He reached in too much and paid for it.
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hahaha, I loved how they were talking about how well Perez was doing on his feet against Aldo.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Aldo is explosive. I know that’s kind of cliche, but it seems fitting in this case.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He commits to every punch...
throws them with speed and power and is a legitimately dangerous striker.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder Faber isn't fighting Aldo tonight...
That dude is vicious. I don’t think the WEC wanted to risk further tarnishing their breadwinner.
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Im a big fan of the post fight fan interaction
Love when you can tell a guy is really stoked to get the W
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
oh jesus...
how did I forget about the Friday the 13th remake?
I just threw up in my mouth a little
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
cant be worse than Jason X
watchkalibrun.com
by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude...
Jason X had him dipping a bitch’s face in liquid nitrogen and then shattering it. C’mon!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I concede the point
watchkalibrun.com
by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This guy is already a million times better than Tito
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I hate those questions
“Is there anyone that can beat you in the featherweight division?”
“Yes, of course!”
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
sucks that Aldo will most likely have to wait until after Faber to get a title shot
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
They need to think of better questions
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It's like Bull Durham...
learn your cliches and just repeat them. The media eats it up
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by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Aldo’s facial hair is really awful. What is he trying to do, be the featherweight Tim Sylvia.
by Kid Nate on Jan 25, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looked like a scar to me.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
it was some Joker-esque scarring. Way to be a dickhead Nate!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well this is usually a good indicator that the rest of the fights are going to be just as quick.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
As terrible of an announcer as he is, I’m already missing Tito. His botches make me laugh.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
maybe we’ll get lucky, and baroni will be cornering someone
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Tito botched more than Goldberg, but he also brought a lot of technical knowledge. Personally, I didn’t mind his announcing. I just wish he’d put his fighting career on the back burner and talk about relevant fighters.
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I thought he was just...
awful. I mean…just AWFUL
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tito is easy to hate. I put it out of my mind that I was listening to him and just enjoyed the fights. There was plenty of timely and observant analysis. Tito impressed me with his expertise enough to forgive his personality defects.
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"He gots a good jab"
waay too many “gots a” in one broadcast for me.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, just because Justin Timberlake gets up to the podium at award shows and talks like he’s black, that don’t mean he doesn’t write good songs. Celebrities have affectations. Anywho, Breen more or less said the same as me about Tito.
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
His insight was fine...
his ability to put it into words was awful. And when you’re commentating being able to actually speak is pretty important.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In my field, it’s well known that I am not a gifted public speaker, but they keep inviting me out because I’ve got useful knowledge and we get to the heart of the matter once the dialogue gets going and my sweating and stammering subides. Anywho, as long as I don’t have to look at Tito, he’s welcome to continue as part of any MMA production. (just make him stop fighting)
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I love these FEAR commercials
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Versus' commercials are convincing.
I’m seriously considering watching bull riding.
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to watch the PBR then order the legends of wrestling dvds.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I suddenly have an urge to drink No Fear energy drinks
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Something I just realized
Isn’t weird that the WEC features the lighter weight fighters yet the fighter who provides color commentary is a heavyweight?
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by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hmmmmmm
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
its like a lineman commenting on wide receiving play
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by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
did you guys see the chick with the tapout chico
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I dont see her. All I see are huge knockers
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
punkass has a sweet piece of ass sitting next to him
by #5mmafan on Jan 25, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
that microphone is killing my ears.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
nose hard to the grindstone
A regular Merle Haggard with the workin’ man’s blues.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I like Mike Brown...
but you gotta admit that he may be the doofiest looking champion in MMA
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
…because we’ve suddenly forgotten what Urijah looks like.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
...dammit...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Blow ya nose and wipe yer ass at the same time
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
I can’t find a photo of that on Google.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I will not
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Lies.
Did you know we are in high demand, Laura?
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jan 25, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How come no one is sponsored by Wonder Bread???
by nitro on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
id trade my girlfriend for her for a weekend fo sho
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is a long commerical break
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Kind of odd pacing..
the show starts late…and we’re now 33 minutes since the actual broadcast started…and we’ve had less than a full round of action so far…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You would think they would have cut Sports Soup short so they could start on time.
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm waiting for them to cut back to Sports Soup now
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda makes me appreciate Affliction last night, the quick pace and short downtime between fights.
by mythbuster on Jan 25, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
everything last night was perfect
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, Tito and Scott and Chuckee Zee-to were grrrrrrreat.
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well i meant the fights and the card… commentary in general sucked. esp post-fight
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Does that really apply since it was on ppv?
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Man I dont know how Enzyte is still around. A year ago they were sued for lying to their customers. The thing is obviously a scam and they knew it. I remember hearing they were supposed to shut down. Wonder why they are still in business
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It is the Xyience of dick medication.
Did you know we are in high demand, Laura?
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jan 25, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it zombied back into the light.
Did you know we are in high demand, Laura?
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jan 25, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
rashad evans lightweight champ?
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by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I heard he might move down to light-welterweight.
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That WEC “light welterweight division” is stacked.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Tito’s commentating from last night is already spilling over.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i love when fighters speak in 3rd person
by #5mmafan on Jan 25, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
supposedly this Campbell guy was a powerlifter before being in MMA. Said he can squat 600lbs.
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
My fights have been interrupted for an Amber Alert
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, they interrupted to tell us they found her? What the french
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well at least it's good news
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well you better get rid of that little kid fast
by #5mmafan on Jan 25, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why are we seeing these guys and not Hiromitsu Muira?
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
just a hunch, but campbell was on the tapout show
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nah, i think he was the “lives in his sisters basement” guy
by woooburn on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
After last night, I have a new appreciation for Frank Mir.
by Jahbulon on Jan 25, 2009 10:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That’s an awfully big reach/height/experience difference in favor of Villefort.
by morgan8226 on Jan 25, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
but campbell has tendon strength!
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by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I would like for him to have six wins in five tries and one only sorta gave a fuck.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
3 easy payments and one really hard one.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well
Yeah he’s strong.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wow his rubber guard is awesome
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
punish that little rat mike. pref with your abnormally large calves
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sub attempt after sub attempt after sub attempt – I’m impressed
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
True Story
I train at Danillo’s gym so Im scarred shitless right now
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Not scarred. But my heart is pumping and my hands are sweating
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
He’s choking, how everybody’s joking now
The clock’s run out, time’s up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that
Easy
by starvin on Jan 25, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Lose Yourself" is the new Urijah Faber
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The dude is like a net on the ground.
by Cannon Jacques on Jan 25, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s annoying having to roll with him because he’s really fucking good on the ground.
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I would’ve love to see that kick land just to see if Campbell’s skull would’ve broken Villefort’s foot.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
if that kick landed – that would have been a nice KO
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Some people just can’t appreciate a good ground game.
by zeroword on Jan 25, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That was an unsatisfying end to a great fight. Surprised Campbell wasn’t able to explode out.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
unsatisfying?
He took his back and landed like 83 unanswered punches. Worked for me…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Unsatisfying in that I wanted it to go longer and wanted something bigger to end such a fun fight. I agree with the ref 100% in stopping it as Campbell was doing nothing but covering up, but I wanted more.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah...
right on then
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what is with the boos? that fight was exciting
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Calm down crowd.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I may be biased but...
the guy was not really defending himself. Covering up and just sitting there is not good defense
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nope, thats pretty straight forward. Not a ton of damage being done but if the ref tells you to fight back and you don’t make any movements to improve your position its gonna get stopped.
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
True. But Sherdog only gives him four fights, and jumping from the WCF to the WEC against an ATT fighter is a big step..
by morgan8226 on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That was a fun little fight.
Did you know we are in high demand, Laura?
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Evans, i pressume, will fight Machida next if Machida wins, but who will Rashad fight if Silva wins.
by #5mmafan on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
how will silva win when machida disappears into thin air??
by beersnbroads on Jan 25, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I am really hoping that Thiago Silva takes that fight.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What an AWFUL
AWFUL crowd…
and “I’m not here to fuck around” just made the air
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jan 25, 2009 10:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m really, really sick of crappy MMA crowds. The best part of UFC 93 was the crowd.
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to comment on that. He can do it, though. Reminds me of the classic Shaq moment.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Mike Campbell, tell me how my ass taste."
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not that one, but that is a classic. Pretty much every Shaq moment is a classic. even this
[IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t140/Pistolita_Emu/shaqtastic.jpg[/IMG]
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Just playing, I know the one you meant.
That ad kills me too. “Oh look… Shaqtus.”
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
did they just let the eff bomb slip on TV?
by boogerhook on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"I'm not here to fucking around!"
Oooops.
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Was the dude from the FCC baffled by the Brazilian accent?
by morgan8226 on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“If you guys don’t like the fight, I’m sorry.”
translation:
“Whatever, dudes.”
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm not here to f*ckn around
Where were they on that one?
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It’s cable, I don’t think they can technically get in trouble for it
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The F bomb is pretty much universally unacceptable outside of subscription channels.
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well technically all cable is subscription.
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe so but thats not the classification the FCC goes with.
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Then how does TNT get away with playing Saving Private Ryan uncensored?
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ever watch Comedy Central after midnight? If you ever see Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy specials on there, they don’t cut one single curse word.
by mythbuster on Jan 25, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Secret Stash, bitches – Jackass 2 Uncensored, for Christ’s sake
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I believe there’s a watershed hour for that kind of stuff on basic cable. I thought it was later but maybe it’s midnight.
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, they have a time period where they believe children to be asleep.
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The FCC has defined profanity as "including language so grossly offensive to members of the public who actually hear it as to amount to a nuisance."
Like indecency, profane speech is prohibited on broadcast radio and television between the hours of 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.
by Day Man on Jan 25, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to DJ on a Radio Station...
and there was a few times i accidentally played the explicit versions on air. I was told that after 10 PM the FCC didn’t really care.
by nitro on Jan 25, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
The F bomb he dropped was hilarious.
by Discman2 on Jan 25, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Remember the Lytle-Davis soccer chants?
THAT’S an MMA crowd I can be proud of
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Cable can show whatever they want. It’s just they don’t want to be labeled as a “bad” or “dirty” network, which is why they don’t let fuck and nudity go by.
by mocavious sam on Jan 25, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wait, this was tonight? :<
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jan 25, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Did he just get back from a painting job?
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
classy. it’s a skin condition. let it go
by Jaydoggydog on Jan 25, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah but he just worked on that dude. Damn.
by Chris Nelson on Jan 25, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He’s got the skin problem that Michael Jackson pretends to have.
by Jahbulon on Jan 25, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i think its just albino pigmentation, or I should say lack of pigment
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by Zak Woods on Jan 25, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Chinese people get it all the time.
by Jahbulon on Jan 25, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well goodnight
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Jan 25, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It seemed like he wasn’t going to tap
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Great pace so far
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Jan 25, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nasty guillotine
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jan 25, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
And now they waste another break? How short ARE the main event fights?
by subo on Jan 25, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Pulver should be dust by this point
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jan 25, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
WEC normally goes past it’s running time anyways
by Zack Gobie on Jan 25, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs