Fightlinker, one of my favorite reads in the whole wide blogosphere, recently had this to say in a post about the possibility of Mike Swick vs. Thiago Alves:

So there you go … Swick vs Alves if BJ wins. I’d speculate, but that’s a pretty big ‘if’. I mean … yes, there’s a chance BJ will win, but I haven’t been able to find any other blogger out there with the balls to bet on BJ.

In the spirit of Deadspin's "Mayor's Bet", I am coming out and publicly challenging the author of the post (which appears to be Ryan judging by the comments thread) to some sort of equivalent wager.  I'm not getting tattooed (because I'm broke and I think they are too) or taking cookie sheets to the face (because I'm not Mick Foley), but terms are negotiable. 

The ball's in your court now, Fightlinker.