Quote of the Day: Matt Lindland
by Nick Thomas on Jan 16, 2009 12:55 PM EST
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Is there a bigger douche in MMA than Lindland? He really thinks he’s the greatest thing in the world.
Those are some really strange answers.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
Lindland to Hansen: I wouldn't do that.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jan 16, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Huh?
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
Hansen does that “To Catch a Predator” show, where he traps pedophiles into interviews.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Ok, I didn’t know that.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
Oh sweet momma! Get on the internet and find clips of “to Catch a Predator”. they also rerun them sometimes on MSNBC. Classic stuff.
I think they quit doing them after that dude killed himself when they came to arrest him.
If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.
Matt Lindland also frequents 4chan and worships Ayn Rand.
Or so I’ve heard…
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Jesus, 4chan? Really?
The Ayn Rand thing is no surprise; he’s a libertarian republican.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Sarcasm Detector must not be working :|
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Although, with those answers it's probably true.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
CH: Why don’t you take a seat over here.
ML: I was just worried about her when she said she would be home alone.
CH: And how old did you think she was?
ML: 12. But when she said she knew Matt Hughes, I figured she had to be at least 14.
CH: So you didn’t think there would be any sexual activity tonight?
ML: Have you seen my wife? She is hot.
CH: So why do you have these condoms and a t-shirt that says WAMMA on it? What is that? some organization like NAMBLA, but for little girls?
ML: I always have condoms, you know, in case some fan wants me to do it to his wife. And WAMMA is not for girls!
CH: Then what is it Mr. Lindland, or do you prefer screw_you_dana2009?
ML: You can call me champ and WAMMA is the World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts.
CH: Well, Champ, that sounds completely made up and silly.
ML: Whatever. Can I go now or are you going to arrest me?
CH: You are free to leave anytime, but there is something you should know. We are from NBC and doing a show about sexual predators.
ML: Sweet, I knew I would be on TV again. FU Dana!!
If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.
by BJJDenver on Jan 16, 2009 5:12 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
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