2008 Bloody Elbow Reader Awards: Camp, Commentator, and Disgrace of the Year
CAMP OF THE YEAR: Jackson's Submission Fighting
It's not usual for one to write about nipple tweaking with such enthusiasm under the backdrop of combat sports. Jackson's Submission Fighting is not your usual camp, though. Jackson's team found reams of success in 2008, starting the year with Georges St. Pierre regaining his welterweight title from Matt Serra and popping the New Year's cork with Rashad Evan's TKO of light heavyweight champ Forrest Griffin.
MMA fans struggled to figure out the story behind the mysterious nipple tweaking first witnessed in Georges St. Pierre's bout with Serra (St. Pierre apparently did it spontaneously. Evans decided to show solidarity after the rest of the team prodded the Canadian). Greg Jackson himself wishes the practice would disappear, but it's hard to argue with the results. Jackson fighters own a 4-0 record post-nipple tweak.
The Jackson team enters 2009 with two-fifths of the UFC's championship belts. The upcoming year has potential to be even better than the previous one. Leonard Garcia will get the ball rolling with a fight against Mike Thomas Brown for the WEC featherweight title. Evans won't be able to rest easy with a bout against former champ Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. And St. Pierre has the opportunity to cement his legacy with a potential murderer's row of B.J. Penn, Thiago Alves, and Anderson Silva.
The biggest question of all: Who will be able to stop the Nipples of Doom?
2nd PLACE: American Top Team
3rd PLACE: Xtreme Couture
Joe Rogan continues his run as hardcore MMA fans favorite commentator. In his eleven years with the UFC (and six as color commentator), Rogan has combined an ability to articulate the technical aspects of fighting with a fan's enthusiasm for the sport.
Fans espeically notice Rogan's value when he misses a show because of other commitments. While Kenny Florian, his usual replacement, has improved his on-air abilities (and has a bright future on TV when his fighting career ends), the product noticably suffers when Mike Goldberg must pick up the slack. Rogan makes up for his partner's shortcomings while also lacking inhibitions to correct him when warranted.
Rogan will have few challengers in the new year. Bas Rutten has seemingly become disinterested and uninformed since the demise of Pride FC. Kenny Rice reminds most viewers of a zombine - in ability and appearance. Gus Johnson, a legitimate big time play-by-play guy, won't have many opportunities for MMA with EliteXC's downfall. Rogan's biggest test should come from up-and-coming Frank Mir. This year's second place finisher should see his fanbase grow as the WEC continues its growth in addition to his own resurgence as a fighter
2nd PLACE: Frank Mir
3rd PLACE: Bas Rutten
DISGRACE OF THE YEAR: Junie Browning and the Ultimate Fighter 8
Want evidence MMA is here to stay? In 2008, the sport continued its ascent to legitimacy despite a laundry list of black eyes including the Starnes/Quarry debacle, contract squabbles of K.J. Noons and Jon Fitch, and the entire Kimbo Slice fiasco. Ten years ago, this menagerie of events would have crippled the industry.
One story became an extended sore sport for MMA fans. The latest season of the Ultimate Fighter featured the actions of one Junie Browning over the last quarter of 2008. Browning's behavior ranged from the typical Chris Leben-esque drunken meltdowns to jumping into the Octagon following a fight in which he had no part to assaulting housemates with glassware on more than one occasion.
What may be more disturbing than Browning's antics are the actions of UFC president Dana White (who, to be fair, may have been under the influence of the show's producers). White bemoaned and belittled EliteXC's use of Internet sensation Kimbo Slice, ultimately arguing Slice's media following hurt the integrity of the sport. Yet White allowed a clearly unstable adult not only to remain on the show after each infractions, but booked him on the TELEVISED PORTION of the season's finale sending a message to all future cast members that idiocy pays off.
The problems, unfortunately, weren't limited to Browning. Producers desparate for ratings focused the bulk of the season on the back-and-forth game of pranks between the two teams. As a result, viewers were subjected to the consumption of urine soaked fruit plates and semen topped sushi rolls, not to mention the degradation of MMA legend Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira. The Ultimate Fighter may have improved its ratings, but at what cost?
2nd PLACE: Kalib Starnes vs. Nate Quarry
3rd PLACE: World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts
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I credit Rogan...
…for helping me understand BJJ and the ground game in general. I was really lost whenever the fight hit the ground and not being able to understand that really took a lot of the enjoyment out of MMA for me. Rogan’s impressive commentary and analysis really helped me figure out strategies on the ground. Now, there’s nothing I enjoy more than watching a great ground battle. (Except maybe a stellar KO of course.) I am trying to get my friends into MMA. They all have the same complaint: The ground game is boring and they can’t understand it. I now find myself explaining strategie and moves to them before a UFC show and insisting they listen to Rogan. I’ve converted one of them. Now, only five or six more to go and I can actually enjoy MMA with my buddies instead of just my girlfriend.
by pud333 on Jan 14, 2009 12:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Same
When I started watching, I thought ground game = wrestling = boring. Rogan pretty much single-handedly changed that.
His stand up comedy is horrible, but his commentating is the bees knees.
by mythbuster on Jan 14, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like his stand-up. It’s certainly not everyone’s taste, but I like that bilious humor. Doug Stanhope, sucks, though. Boo.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jan 14, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like some bits of his. He loses me when he starts yelling uncontrollably.
by Mike Fagan on Jan 14, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Rogan is actually one of my favourite if not my favourite stand up comedian.
Kuwabara Kuwabara
by J. B. Maddox on Jan 14, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
To each their own. I don’t find it offensive, I just don’t find it funny.
by mythbuster on Jan 14, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Want to really appreciate Rogan,
watch broadcasts from other organizations. Wow.
Hey, can anyone point me to more info on those second and third place finishers in the Disgrace of the Year award? I’m not up to date on the issues there.
by Razreshat on Jan 14, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Pick up a copy of UFC 83 for more on Starnes vs. Quarry.
A simple search for WAMMA here at Bloody Elbow should give you a good list of resources.
by Mike Fagan on Jan 14, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Only read serious articles, though. None of that “satirical” crap. WAMMA is watching!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jan 14, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lolz lolz lolz..
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by Anton Tabuena on Jan 14, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Quarry won the fight with scores of 30-26, 30-27, 30-24 after Starnes ran away for most of the fight.
by Phildo on Jan 14, 2009 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s pretty much the fight right there in a nutshell. I still shake my head whenever I see that.
by pud333 on Jan 14, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
thats pretty funny…and sad.
Perhaps we should coin a name for that fighting style….(trying hard not to call it Bisping-fu)…..
by Razreshat on Jan 14, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Behind the times on MMA events but still manages to get in a Bisping joke… classy
by Benicio on Jan 14, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Adventure in PRIDE
Nothing makes you long for Rogan more than Stephen Quadros and Bas Rutten, especially in the old PRIDE shows. I got PRIDE 17-22 on DVD for Christmas, and jeebuz balls, the announcing is AWFUL. Bas is okay, other than being completely unable to fill any space with intelligent commentary, getting sidetracked into long conversations about his “comeback”, and screaming for liver shots all the time.
Quadros, on the other hand, is such a terrible announcer. Company shill, inane, and ignorant. During Fedor’s fight against Schilt, he said “Fedor is throwing exclusively his left hand”. Fedor promptly started working the right for about five minutes. During Renzo’s fight against Oyama at PRIDE 21, Renzo caught Oyama with a low blow. Quadros went on for about a minute about how it must be an accident because Renzo is a “true gentleman of the sport”. As soon as he finished, Renzo spit on Oyama. Genius.
I still hate Goldberg, though. Even if I’m willing to take him over most other broadcasters.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Jan 14, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot Cowboy Cerrone
Donald Cerrone fights out of Jackson’s camp, is undefeated and fighting for a title later this month. Right?
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Jan 14, 2009 1:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m not positive. He’s not listed on their Wikipedia page.
by Mike Fagan on Jan 14, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He is listed, however, at Jackson’s official site. Good catch, Warhand.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jan 14, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually visited that very same page this morning, but totally missed the list on the right.
by Mike Fagan on Jan 14, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No Jesse Taylor?
Honestly, I think Jesse Taylor is a bigger fuck-up than Junie Browning. Don’t get me wrong, I think Junie is definitely on this list, but I am astonished that Jesse Taylor ISN’T on the top of the list. And even moreso that he’s not on it at all.
by hermit on Jan 14, 2009 1:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think the voting is definitely biased towards things at the end of the year.
by Mike Fagan on Jan 14, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Jesse was dealt with harshly while Junie got a free pass. That was my problem – that he was allowed to be such a jackass.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jan 14, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Quite frankly, I blame the “blogoshepre” for blowing the Junie stuff out of proportion. Junie wans’t even on my picks for disgrace of the year, let alone first place..
Kuwabara Kuwabara
by J. B. Maddox on Jan 14, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Joe Rogan continues his run as hardcore MMA fans favorite commentator. "
The sad part about this sentence is that the missing apostrophe is actually less troubling than its supposition.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on Jan 14, 2009 2:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Also, Yamma happened this year.
Without it, the disgrace of the year award lacks legitimacy.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on Jan 14, 2009 2:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This was one of the closer categories. Yamma finished in 7th after Shamrock’s Cut, the Fitch fiasco, and X-ARM
by Mike Fagan on Jan 14, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Mike.
Guess it was just a year rich in disgraces.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on Jan 14, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Every year is a year rich in disgraces.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by Richard Wade on Jan 14, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YAMMA was fantastic. They gave everyone that watched it a t-shirt. So 5 people have a t-shirt. It was not a real credable, but still an awesome experience.
by szucconi on Jan 14, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not only do I own a YAMMA shirt, but I’m wearing it right now!
by Mike Fagan on Jan 14, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YAMMA was one of those things that was so far bad that it wrapped around to become awesome. From the absolutely failed YAMMA structure, which if anything led to more lay and pray, to the worst ring announcer in the history of history who I won’t do the honor of naming, to the tremendous failure of Butterbean, the return of OLEG TAKTAROV, the inclusion of Antwain Britt (who got jobbed in an unaired fight, but still), and Jeff Blatnick, the black hole of charisma that he is, back on commentary.
Of course, then they gave out shirts, which I still say are infinitely better than anything Affliction has ever put out.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
by Brett Jones on Jan 14, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He sounds like he gargles with cigarette butts, razor blades, and Gary Goodridge’s pride.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Jan 14, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what about rampage's rampage
… That to me is the biggest f up. Browning was an idiot, but he was an idiot to begin with. Kids didn’t aspire to be him… but Rampage was the champion, and people looked up to him. He was the first person to really stuff Chuck in a while and was becoming a fan favorite to a lot of people, and a role model for kids. And going and acting like that is just uncalled for.
by adamdd on Jan 14, 2009 4:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
These results were voted on by the BE community. The people have spoken.
by Benicio on Jan 14, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think blackhouse should at least be in the top 3.. Machida, Silva, Nog twins, Dos Santos,Filho(although he sucked), etc..
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by Anton Tabuena on Jan 14, 2009 9:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
nipple tweak
Didn’t Jardine do the nipple tweak before the wanderlei fight?
by TDK on Jan 14, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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