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Jackson's Camp's Secret Weapon: Nipple Tweaking?

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Rashad Evans Twists His Nipples

GSP did it before his fight with Jon Fitch at UFC 87, and now Rashad has followed suit. Two consecutive UFC Main Events have seen a fighter commit self purple-nurples before going on to completely obliterate his opponent, both fighters coming out of Greg Jackson's camp. Coincidence? I think not. It appears Greg Jackson has stumbled onto some secret nipple-tweaking process that gives his fighters special powers. More on this shocking news as it developes.

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Hmmm… This theory may actually hold water. I would love to see more titty twister evidence. Remember , twice is a coincidence, three times is a trend.

by nitro on Sep 8, 2008 3:23 AM EDT   0 recs

You’re thinking of Gina Carranos next fight, aren’t you?

by mythbuster on Sep 8, 2008 8:35 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Uh, so the nipples are “Riddum” nobs; however, for what purpose is the licking?

Where is the .gif for that?

by Baudelaire on Sep 8, 2008 3:37 AM EDT   0 recs

Chuck couldn’t andle iz riddum.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 8, 2008 3:43 AM EDT   0 recs

And the riddum goes to eleven.

by mmafiend on Sep 8, 2008 8:26 AM EDT   0 recs

Why doesn’t he just make ten go a little louder?

by szucconi on Sep 8, 2008 9:24 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He did it a bunch of times prior to the fight.
I wondered wtf he was doing.

by pr0cs on Sep 8, 2008 9:00 AM EDT   0 recs

we were all

like WTF?

any updates?

all you gotta do is...

by imapimp08 on Sep 8, 2008 10:40 AM EDT   0 recs

We noticed

I am glad this subject has been brought up. My Brother and I both looked at each other with our WTF faces after we saw that. My brother commented, “That made things a little weird.” Evans seemed to do it when they announced his name. This nipple twisting thing definitely deserves further investigation.

by Warhand on Sep 8, 2008 11:58 AM EDT   0 recs

Although I didn't notice...

It is odd. At the same time I challenge you all who are saying WTF. Lick your fingers, pinch your nipples and twist. It WILL hurt. These men have aggreed to beat the crap out of each other for 15 minutes, and are guarenteed to feel some pain during that time span. Some fighters hit themselves, some twist their nipples… To each their own i guess.

by Annie83 on Sep 8, 2008 3:35 PM EDT   1 recs

That’s a great point.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 8, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Maybe I will try it out.

I can tie my penis into several knots,maybe,twisting my nipples will feel better.Or,do both.Hmmm….more research needed.

by trashtalkerdisposaldept on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn!What?!!

The ring bitches usually look so good that the UFC does not have to resort to this bullshit. Next these fighters will have to wearing pasties.Thats just gross! I had not even noticed.

by trashtalkerdisposaldept on Sep 8, 2008 6:08 PM EDT   0 recs

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