Kimbo Slice vs. Brock Lesnar

by Hu$$la 4 Life on Sep 29, 2008 6:37 PM EDT

From what I have read about Kimbo fighting Shamrock, why not have Slice vs Lesnar? Neither one really has a ground game or the martial arts trait, but both know how to throw Chingasos!!!!! Hmmm..............BIG time money maker there! Kimbo has all these fights with guys and puts a whoopin to them, Lesnar is starting a new career of getting paid to REALLY fight, WHY NOT MAKE THIS HAPPEN before either one of them has to walk away from the game for some odd reason?

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Lesnar has no ground game? Riigghhtt. Lesnar would kill Kimbo. Simple as that.

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

by FlyByKnight on Sep 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions

This post is hilarious on so many levels.

Although, I would slap down $50 to see Lesnar absolutely humiliate Kimbo on PPV. Maybe $100.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

by misterjonez on Sep 29, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions

Indeed

Lesnar would eat Kimbo alive. I think they are both totally over-hyped, but Lesnar is proving himself while Kimbo remains untested.

by josemonkey on Sep 30, 2008 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions

Because Lesnar has a contract with the UFC, and Slice has one with Elite EX. Plus, Lesnar would destroy Slice. Lesnar is bigger, faster, stronger, and he DOES have ground game. He may not have any Jujitsu skills, but he does know how to wrestle damn good. I’m not a Lesnar nut-hugger, but damn would that be a mismatch.

by EnsignFrog on Sep 30, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs