So, I'm watching the first episode of TUF 8, and my initial reaction is...man, there are going to be some great quotes this season. Not neccessarily a bad thing, as it makes for memorable moments.

Dana-""Machette"? More like "Butter Knife"".---Awesome, I was literally laughing out loud!

Guida-"You'll never be forgiven".---Ooooooh, lol!

Guida-"I'm not Gabe Reudiger."---Great reference, unfortunately Guida also missed weight, though to his credit, I think he would have made it if they had allowed him another hour. At least he didn't go the "Put me in B" route.

Junie Browning-""Do I think Jose Aguillar can beat me? He has a better chance of getting me pregnant.."---Another laugh out loud moment. This is not only one of the best lines ever on TUF, but in the entire history of the world. I didn't like Junie at first, but that line and the way he backed it up, changed my mind.

Jose Aguilar-"At least I'm pretty, that's all that matters"---So glad this moron is gone. Weak sauce after a lopsided beating which caused him to give up, after telling us how he fit in with Napoleon and Hitler. After that performance, maybe he was right.

And my sentimental favorite...

TUF voiceover guy-"And one fight turns into a three round bloodbath."---Because it's my guy handing down the beating! Can't wait until next week!!

Sorry for any inaccuracies, going from memory. this season promises to be fun, if the first episode is any indication.

Please feel free to add any quotes, thoughts or comments from episode one!