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This video is blocked at my job, can you tell me what’s it about.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
Summary: Guy screams about hits and chicks. Or tits and hits. Or something along those lines. Then at one point screams “KIMBO SLICE”. Which actually made me guffaw. There lots of really gratuitous female skin and men punching each other without context, and a reference to “busted ears”.
Basically, it’s the lowest common denominator.
In the ring or in the cage
Any way you slice it
We love our jugs and pugs
Hard to get it up
When you get knocked down
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks
Kaboom, kablooey
Oh boy, hot fooey
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks
Busted ears
Bodacious boobs
And one of the best knockouts in years
Not getting up when you get knocked down
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks
Kimbo Slice, Sam Peter, we love ’em
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks
[commits suicide]
by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The "Busted ears"
and “Kimbo Slice!” parts made me laugh the hardest.
I cannot believe this was put together (let alone approved) by a high-profile company like Showtime.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
What the hell did I just watch? Is that a real ad? Or did someone with way too much time on their hands make that crap?
I wish. This is from their official YouTube channel.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2008 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
As advertising goes, this what you’d call an epic fucking fail. This makes me not want to watch ANYTHING of theirs, ever.
epic fucking fail
about says it all.
Unreally bad.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
Holy shit. I thought it was some incredibly brilliant farce poking fun at a bunch of different things. But its a real ad!!?!?
by Michaelthebox on Sep 12, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, sounds awful.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
It sounds awful, too.
Probably worse than the looks.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
Why on Earth is she
doing that at 48 seconds? I mean, what the hell?
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
Holy crap!
That was terrible. Dana is looking better by the minute.
This...
…is the greatest…thing…ever. I mean…seriously. I will be laughing at this for YEARS.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Sep 12, 2008 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
My job is to never stand speachless...
But… duuuude? I can’t believe that shit! WTF were they thinking?
Maybe they are trying a new approach to advertisement for MMA.
I didn’t too much like Affliction’s Hell/Dante’s Inferno ads.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
They could try something like Head-On.
“Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face. Watch them wack the face.”
by Michaelthebox on Sep 12, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe they are trying a new approach to advertisement for MMA.
Courting the mentally disabled?
by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
That IS a joke right?
That reminds me of that old bald man in the movie Boomerang w/Eddie Murphy coming up with the nasty commercial adds for their perfume….that ad was just short of deep throating the banana!
BTW, is anybody planning on doing a writeup about how this displays CBS and EliteXC’s terrible understanding of the market? I’m thinking about doing one.
I'd love to read that write-up.
I’d also like to know demographic information on MMA fans. Whatever there is, would be great to have compiled in one post to discuss. Compare it to NFL, MLB, NBA and Boxing fanbases, if possible. I just have no idea where to find that stuff.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
I wonder what advertising/marketing agency came up with this. I’d like to see their portfolio.
"No one makes me bleed my own blood."
by monkeyfightclub! on Sep 12, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't
Even understand what it was an add for until they showed the wording at the end. Man, that was a fucking waste. Except for all the tits, that’s always a decent add. Dana must be laughing his ass off right now. This add is going to counter the juggernaut of the UFC hype machine? :P CBS/Showtime/EliteXC just don’t seem to get it.
That must have been what they came up with last night when they realized the show starts in a couple weeks and they have done “0” advertising.
"Men like me are like comets, destined to be consumed by lighting up their century"
- Napolean
If I ever felt bad about giving EXC and CBS a hard time, that small amount of guilt is now purged from my system.
by Cannon Jacques on Sep 13, 2008 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
There are no words ... should have ... sent a ... poet
“Jugs and pugs” pretty much sums up why EliteXC doesn’t get MMA.
And was I the only one that heard it as:
Kaboom, kablooey
Oh boy, Bababooey.
Just sell the fights.
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