Email of the Day: CroCop Is God Edition
by Luke Thomas on Aug 11, 2008 1:18 PM EDT
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Yo pussy,U no nothing about cro cop and u look like a fag in ur picture so before u attack cro cop why dont u fuck with me and i will hand u a beating worse than cro cop would u little fagget. Luke pussy thats ur new name and hey! keep watchin, mirko will get the last laugh against fedor just like i got with ur pussy ass bitch! oh and by the way if u knew anything u would no the cro cop was screwed by dana white. he is the only champion to come from pride that didnt get the respect he desrved. A title shot right away vs couture. ands trust me he would have kicked his ass, rather then puting these gorrillas infront of him. Hey if u got a problem with cro cop come to Toronto and i will fix ur little fagget ass!
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Iole would never talk about his boy Dana like that.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 11, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Outstanding – a true laugh out loud moment for me there :)
by VikingPhotography on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow!
The posters here are sharp, I genuinely rofl’d.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
Luke
it’s probably not safe for you to visit any High Schools or Middle Schools in the Toronto Area. This kid sounds like he’s waitin to hit you with a Left Head kick…lol. I love when people make threats on a computer.
"..it's probably not safe for you to visit and Middle Schools or Grade Schools in the Toronto..."
Fixed it for ya.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
I think he wants to have sex with you. He commented on your photo, he equates you to a vagina and then wants to meet you in Toronto to “fix your little fagget ass”.
Okay, okay, it was out of line, but seriously: it’s not cool to publish my personal emails to you, Luke. :-)
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
Not gonna fool me. That wasn’t you. He didn’t mention steroids once.
by Richard Wade on Aug 11, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. You got me.
But you know what? I don’t care that you got me. Why? Because you’re a “little fagget.” That’s right: I just called you a bundle of kindling, jerko. And somebody is going to do something just like the time when “i got with ur pussy ass bitch!” Indeed: your dog has a rectum very much like a vagina. But don’t worry: “i will fix ur little fagget ass!” I am going to remove the kindling, which you are, from your rectum. Which is also a bundle of kindling.
TAKE THAT, Mister Smarty-Pants.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
That, as the kids would say, is how I roll. Or role. Stroll? Heck if I know. I’m in my mid-30’s people, I don’t have time to keep up with this stuff.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
AW YEAH SON!
Wait, is this the UG? No? Crap.
sorry.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
I feel I should be thankful that I don’t get the reference having never read the UG.
by Richard Wade on Aug 11, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The UG
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.frame&page=1
If you don’t mind fighting the urge of beating your head against your desk every 3rd post, there’s actually some decent MMA and MMA related posts that go on there that are outside the scope of BE…things like grappling competition results, .GIFs of knockouts/submissions, some interviews with fighters (although most are covered here)...things like that.
But there are numerous posts of ‘worthless’ nature and more flawed logic…as demonstrated by jemaleddin.
Hmm… I think I’ll continue to let BE be my filter for such things.
by Richard Wade on Aug 13, 2008 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait, was that an insult or a compliment? I’m lost…
I’m going to feel congratu-ffended. :-)
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
That sounded very similar to the “honey-do” lists my ex used to leave for me. I wonder if she moved to Toronto?
And Luke Pussy is a great name! If I could change my name to Mark Pussy, I would do it in a heartbeat!!
“pussy ass bitch” is a classic. And i love idiots that hurl insults, but can’t spell them. “fagget”, lolololol.
"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"
Considering how Rogan got dissed at 87
by the fighters, I think he could use a little one-on-one therapy. Forward the author’s personal info to him, Luke. It’s the humane thing to do.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
ahhhh the internet......
Where Cowards become Cowboys…....
his grammatical precision…. is precise.
by monkeyfightclub! on Aug 12, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Wait it could be that this was written by Lyoto Machida! His grammar and spelling are so elusive!
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
It's not a program, it's an Act.
Kinda like in the Bible, or on a stage.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
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