Email of the Day: CroCop Is God Edition
by Luke Thomas on Aug 11, 2008 1:18 PM EDT
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A reader writes:
Yo pussy,U no nothing about cro cop and u look like a fag in ur picture so before u attack cro cop why dont u fuck with me and i will hand u a beating worse than cro cop would u little fagget. Luke pussy thats ur new name and hey! keep watchin, mirko will get the last laugh against fedor just like i got with ur pussy ass bitch! oh and by the way if u knew anything u would no the cro cop was screwed by dana white. he is the only champion to come from pride that didnt get the respect he desrved. A title shot right away vs couture. ands trust me he would have kicked his ass, rather then puting these gorrillas infront of him. Hey if u got a problem with cro cop come to Toronto and i will fix ur little fagget ass!
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Seconded.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Aug 12, 2008 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, that was awesome! lol
You better watch yourself b-FO u wriggety wreck yo self in Toronto Luke!
by dnevil001 on Aug 11, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it would be reasonable to post his email address, might be fun.
by pr0cs on Aug 11, 2008 1:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Iole would never talk about his boy Dana like that.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 11, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
that was good.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Aug 12, 2008 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve gotta admit, “Luke pussy” is quite a burn. I wonder how he ever found the time to think of that in between jack-off sessions to his Hanna Montana posters.
Funny/sad thing is this kid is probably one of sherdog.net’s most respected members.
by Brad Ackerson on Aug 11, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what did you say so bad about Cro Cop?
by lorbocaust on Aug 11, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
bet he never thought that would make it out of the spam folder
all you gotta do is...
by imapimp08 on Aug 11, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thought you guys didn’t give trolls the time of day. Hopefully this is a one time thing Mr. Thomas.
by godzillad on Aug 11, 2008 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My gosh that was so awesome. It would be so great if that was not a kid, but what are the chances of that?
by dnevil001 on Aug 11, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unnamed Writer def. English Language – submission (mutilation), 1:18 of Round 1
by AJB on Aug 11, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Outstanding – a true laugh out loud moment for me there :)
by VikingPhotography on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
The posters here are sharp, I genuinely rofl’d.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Aug 12, 2008 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dam what kinda of people read this site?????
by RealIrish on Aug 11, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Luke
it’s probably not safe for you to visit any High Schools or Middle Schools in the Toronto Area. This kid sounds like he’s waitin to hit you with a Left Head kick…lol. I love when people make threats on a computer.
by asmiley420 on Aug 11, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"..it's probably not safe for you to visit and Middle Schools or Grade Schools in the Toronto..."
Fixed it for ya.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Aug 12, 2008 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he wants to have sex with you. He commented on your photo, he equates you to a vagina and then wants to meet you in Toronto to “fix your little fagget ass”.
by mythbuster on Aug 11, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Luke, you could have a homosexual stalker on your hands. His move of choice is the “REAR NAKED CHOKE”
by asmiley420 on Aug 11, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rear naked chicken choke that is.
by gremlin1496 on Aug 11, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I admit that my language is not great by any stretch, but I have not used the “pussy ass bitch” line since high school. So that probably narrows down the age group.
by dnevil001 on Aug 11, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like that assessment mythbuster, very nice! lol
by dnevil001 on Aug 11, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i bet he really didn’t like the Gonzaga/Cro cop fight.
by Rob Dib on Aug 11, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, okay, it was out of line, but seriously: it’s not cool to publish my personal emails to you, Luke. :-)
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
by jemaleddin on Aug 11, 2008 2:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not gonna fool me. That wasn’t you. He didn’t mention steroids once.
by Richard Wade on Aug 11, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. You got me.
But you know what? I don’t care that you got me. Why? Because you’re a “little fagget.” That’s right: I just called you a bundle of kindling, jerko. And somebody is going to do something just like the time when “i got with ur pussy ass bitch!” Indeed: your dog has a rectum very much like a vagina. But don’t worry: “i will fix ur little fagget ass!” I am going to remove the kindling, which you are, from your rectum. Which is also a bundle of kindling.
TAKE THAT, Mister Smarty-Pants.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
by jemaleddin on Aug 11, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, as the kids would say, is how I roll. Or role. Stroll? Heck if I know. I’m in my mid-30’s people, I don’t have time to keep up with this stuff.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
by jemaleddin on Aug 11, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AW YEAH SON!
Wait, is this the UG? No? Crap.
sorry.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
by jemaleddin on Aug 11, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel I should be thankful that I don’t get the reference having never read the UG.
by Richard Wade on Aug 11, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The UG
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.frame&page=1
If you don’t mind fighting the urge of beating your head against your desk every 3rd post, there’s actually some decent MMA and MMA related posts that go on there that are outside the scope of BE…things like grappling competition results, .GIFs of knockouts/submissions, some interviews with fighters (although most are covered here)...things like that.
But there are numerous posts of ‘worthless’ nature and more flawed logic…as demonstrated by jemaleddin.
by Dabashire on Aug 13, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm… I think I’ll continue to let BE be my filter for such things.
by Richard Wade on Aug 13, 2008 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, was that an insult or a compliment? I’m lost…
I’m going to feel congratu-ffended. :-)
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
by jemaleddin on Aug 13, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounded very similar to the “honey-do” lists my ex used to leave for me. I wonder if she moved to Toronto?
And Luke Pussy is a great name! If I could change my name to Mark Pussy, I would do it in a heartbeat!!
“pussy ass bitch” is a classic. And i love idiots that hurl insults, but can’t spell them. “fagget”, lolololol.
"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"
by BJJDenver on Aug 11, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that dude needs an ass whoppin a-la joe rogan myspace.
www.RevolutionMMA.com
by RevolutionMMA on Aug 11, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Considering how Rogan got dissed at 87
by the fighters, I think he could use a little one-on-one therapy. Forward the author’s personal info to him, Luke. It’s the humane thing to do.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Aug 12, 2008 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhh the internet......
Where Cowards become Cowboys…....
by JVelez on Aug 11, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m willing to bet he posted that email on a thread at Sherdog before you even got a chance to post it here.
by Blackout612 on Aug 11, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cro Cop needs to get an agent that can utilize punctuation.
by Cannon Jacques on Aug 11, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
his grammatical precision…. is precise.
by monkeyfightclub! on Aug 12, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait it could be that this was written by Lyoto Machida! His grammar and spelling are so elusive!
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones
by jemaleddin on Aug 12, 2008 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god we have the “No Child Left Behind” program.
(formerly TheFightJournal)
by Lucas2 on Aug 12, 2008 1:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not a program, it's an Act.
Kinda like in the Bible, or on a stage.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Aug 12, 2008 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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