A Note About Edith Larente and Arianny Celeste

by Luke Thomas on Apr 3, 2008 12:25 AM EDT in MMA News

They're tinier than I imagined they'd be, but I'm also fairly tall. And I'm sure they are boring people who haven't had to work on their personality because they've gotten by on their good looks. And maybe they are boring in the sack. Who knows? What I do know is that they are incredibly attractive and if you don't find them attractive, you are most certainly a homosexual. Nothing's wrong with being gay, just understand who you are. Edith and Arianny appeal to a cheap, doll-like aesthetic, but it's one that my hormones respond to. I see both (particularly Edith) take a beating about how they look, but the truth is the people doing that have never hooked up or bed down with a woman who looks even half as good. And if they were to bed down with either of them, they probably wouldn't know what to do.

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Re: A Note About Edith Larente and Arianny Celeste

I couldn't agree more Luke. Good post.

by Zach Adams on Apr 3, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions

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Dude, Edith is nasty. You must be a dog-lover.

by MoreThanUFC on Apr 3, 2008 12:42 AM EDT reply actions

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Look, she's not the marrying kind, but she epitomizes the type of girl you brag to your friends about banging. I saw her live tonight. Trust me when I say if you saw her live you'd change your tune immediately.

by Luke Thomas on Apr 3, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions

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Creepiest MMA blog post ever

by smoogy on Apr 3, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions

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Oh please. We should bed able to talk about chicks - hot or not - without people getting squeamish. And besides, "Edith Larente" is CONSISTENTLY one of the highest rated search terms driving traffic to this site. Reconciling that with the attacks she gets on her looks makes this post quite relevant.

by Luke Thomas on Apr 3, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions

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Mad at the Fightlinker picture?
Your most defiantly right about that last part though

by Yasnian on Apr 3, 2008 1:11 AM EDT reply actions

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I think that there are two distinct type of hot. There is TV hot and there is cocks length hot. TV hot is a much higher standard. This is for people that I will only ever see on TV and most def never have a chance with. Cocks length hot factors in avalibility and liklyhood of me "spending time" with them. While TV hot doesn't account for personallity and smarts, cocks length hot can over look physical flaws. I won't call Edith TV ugly, but maybe a TV ButHerFace because her body is smoking. Although I have seen her in person (UFC 78, her first event) I don't have enough info to call her cocks length hot. I would say she would have to be a total and complete bitch to not qualify under my system.

by szucconi on Apr 3, 2008 1:18 AM EDT reply actions

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Arianny is def. very hot.

Edith has gross fake tits and a horse face. Would I bang her? Of course. But when you compare her to her peers (ring girls, dancers, models, basically anyone who makes a living off their looks alone), she isn't special. I can rag on Elvis Sinosic for being a crappy fighter, even though I know he could kick my ass.

Also, this post was kinda weird, imo.

by MikeyPatriot on Apr 3, 2008 1:19 AM EDT reply actions

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Fair enough.

I seriously don't get the weird part. I read forum threads and websites that spend an inordinate amount of time trashing her. Again, Edith is not naturally hot, but I cannot figure out why she gets the abuse that she does. I wanted to talk about that especially after seeing them in person. What's so weird about that?

by Luke Thomas on Apr 3, 2008 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions

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I see BE on the same level as the traditional news sites like Sherdog.

I actually don't mind the subject matter, but calling people "homosexuals" if they don't gush over UFC ring girls is what bugged me the most.

by MikeyPatriot on Apr 3, 2008 1:32 AM EDT reply actions

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Goddamnit. Sorry for not directly replying to your post.

by MikeyPatriot on Apr 3, 2008 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions

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I meant to direct the post not to people who don't gush over UFC ring girls, but rather, people who go out of their way to talk about how ugly they are by being strangely mean.

And who wants to bet the folks who do that have overweight unfuckable hags as girlfriends or wives?

by Luke Thomas on Apr 3, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions

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Maybe they do find them or her ugly. Maybe they find their hag wives and girlfriends ugly too and the only place they can show it is on the internet. Or maybe they are just bitter. Your choice

by Yasnian on Apr 3, 2008 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions

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lol luke it took guts to make this post. big ups to you my friend.

-Armen

by Armen on Apr 3, 2008 1:43 AM EDT reply actions

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I hope everyone here is familiar with sharpknees.jpg

by Simco on Apr 3, 2008 3:58 AM EDT reply actions

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You know, this post is pretty crappy without pictures.

by Richard Wade on Apr 3, 2008 4:30 AM EDT reply actions

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I must say I was surprised at this post.It seemed so uncharacteristic of your normal journalistic integrity.The mere fact that you would debase these women whom you have never met to sexual objects was offensive enough.Then to go so far as to call peoples own sexual preference in to question if they don't share your taste was down right sickening.You sir are a male chauvinist pig!That being said I would gladly have anal sex with both of them.If only to see the sheer look of horror on there faces when I went ATM on them.

by Airipsus on Apr 3, 2008 4:33 AM EDT reply actions

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If you think a Montreal hooker is going to be surprised by ATM, you're a bit naive. I don't think she'd be surprised by a donkey punch.

-- Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ

by jemaleddin on Apr 3, 2008 7:40 AM EDT up reply actions

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I have nothing to say good or bad to say about either ring girl, i just don't find either of much value in my discussion of mma. A post like this or the ring girl of the day rarely gets clicked on by me.....i was curious why it got so many responses. One of the things that turned me off about fiveounces was them seeming to be overjoyed at pics of Edith's pierced clitoris as an exclusive for their site.... pictures of pierced vagina aren't what i watch MMA for. If i want pics of hot chicks there are are no shortage of other spots on the web to get them....sacrificing a little traffic might be worth it.

Note to self from Luke:

I obviously don't train.
I obviously have never hooked up or bedded down with a woman who looks even half as good.

by robnashville on Apr 3, 2008 5:52 AM EDT reply actions

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Just to be clear, the reason that most of us wouldn't bed down with Edith Larente is that she spent a good deal of time working as an escort, which apparently means whore in this context. I personally can get by without hepatitis or whatever other STDs she's carrying around the octagon with her.

Hell, you can't get a straight answer on her name - Labelle is her name according to UFC.com, and when she was an escort she was also known as something else. Her age tends to fluctuate a bit as well.

And as the guy who came up with 6 of FightLinkers top 10 reasons Edith was late to the UK weigh-ins (personal favorite: "Since the Elephant Man, England has strict controls on exhibiting freaks."), I wouldn't do her. And yes, I was married to a pretty girl.

-- Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ

by jemaleddin on Apr 3, 2008 7:39 AM EDT reply actions

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this post was fine but I'm more disappointed at the lack of pictures.

by pr0cs on Apr 3, 2008 9:04 AM EDT reply actions

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Wow...after reading BE for a while this seems a little...out of place.

As far as the girls go, I really don't pay attention to them.

by Tonley on Apr 3, 2008 9:42 AM EDT reply actions

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I'm not exactly losing my mind over either of them. It's not a matter of being gay or straight...It's just a "not my kinda girl" thing.

That being said I don't think they're ugly by any stretch, and in my time going to boxing and MMA events I've found ring girls to be really sweet (in general...I've met a couple bitches in my day too) and certainly respect their ability to put up with incredibly disgusting verbal shit being flung their way by the crowd.

by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 3, 2008 10:06 AM EDT reply actions

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I don't find Edith the least bit attractive. Saying that we would in fact want to be with her is still a matter of opinion. Personally, I'd pass considering she's well known as being a "call girl", and the fact that I really can't look at her without getting that whole feeling of "Damn, she has that bitch look on her face."

Then again, I'm one picky bastard.

by Leland Roling on Apr 3, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions

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I'm a fan of Edith.

by Nick Thomas on Apr 3, 2008 2:05 PM EDT reply actions

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Fake Breasts aside. None of these two women are in the catgory of ugly. Have you people seen some the man things that the UFC had before Zuffa took over.

I am never going to be within spitting distance of a women like these two. Let alone in a bed with one. I am just fat Brit.

I got my UFC & Pride DVDs.

Completely unrelated. Do you think in the new UFC game that you will have an option to make Alessio Sakaras nipples even more disproportionately bigger than they already are?

Arun Smith

by Arse Kicker UK on Apr 3, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

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I'd definitely bang them both. Edith is more like banging a pornstar and Arianny is more like a model. I'd take Arianny to meet the parents but Edith is more of the girl i banged that i'll brag about to everyone. I think they're both hot. 2 thumbs up for fake boobs too

by marco054 on Apr 3, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

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Look up at Nick's pic. That girl is hideous. And my current woman is half Korean-half Irish who bartends days and models at night to finish law school. I'll upload a pic soon and tell me she doesnt destroy Edith Labrador.

by MoreThanUFC on Apr 3, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions

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She's not my type, but I don't know how you can call a woman with a body like that hideous.

by Richard Wade on Apr 3, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions

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The biggest problem most of us have with her looks (leaving aside the fact that she's a hooker and you'll probably want to take a bath in iodine after sexing her - I'd personally prefer a rubdown from the sneeze-guard at a Ponderosa) is that the other recent girls had a more natural, athletic look. If they've had work done, it isn't obvious, and they embody a girl-next-door image. Edith looks like what she is: a high-priced, manufactured call girl.

And if you like that, you can get with it. Just ask Governor Spitzer for the websites.

-- Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ

by jemaleddin on Apr 3, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions

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Thank you for being the one to point out that it is actually pretty easy to get with a girl like that...considering she was an escort.

by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 3, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

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I love how everyone is sadly overestimating their abilities. It may have been easy to get with a girl whose entrance fee was a fee, but try that with a girl of similar good looks who doesn't put it up for sale. That this crowd on the blogosphere actually expects me to believe they can lay this at their discretion is only evidence of their delusion of grandeur. You got it like that? Prove it.

by Luke Thomas on Apr 4, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions

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But we're not talking about a girl "like that." We're talking about that girl. The girl who had a website with a price list. The one who WAS paid for sex. Not some equivalent girl of similar beauty, we're talking about the whore.

So defend her beauty all you want, but wrap it up tight, take some Valtrex before and after just to be safe and keep your shots up to date.

-- Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ

by jemaleddin on Apr 4, 2008 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions

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Oh, it'd still be difficult. There's raising the cash, finding a safe place to meet, and convincing yourself that having sex for money with this dead-behind-the-eyes whore won't steal a little bit of your soul. It will, mind you, but you can probably convince yourself otherwise. And that's not to mention the money you're gonna spend on the doctor's visit and the prescriptions when your junk gets bumpy and it burns when you pee. Enjoy that!

But personally, my "type" is the type that wants to have sex for fun, not because I'm paying for it, even metaphorically. I like my Acura, but if it gets me laid, I'll be disgusted. I like going out to dinner, but if she's paying me back for the lobster, I'll probably puke. I like my job and the people who work for me, but if some girl ever tried to sleep with me to get ahead, I'd have her fired.

So it's not that easy, really. You have to be willing to accept that what you're doing isn't entirely consensual in the traditional sense, and that everything you hear or experience is fake. And to all the guys that like the idea of purchasing some time with Edith: good luck with that.

-- Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ

by jemaleddin on Apr 4, 2008 6:50 AM EDT up reply actions