Quote of the Day: Pros Picks for Couture vs. Lesnar

by Nick Thomas on Nov 15, 2008 9:30 AM EST in MMA News

Mac Danzig: It seems like Lesnar’s best chance of winning is if he can hold someone [down] for three rounds like he did to [Heath] Herring. I don’t think he can do that to Randy. Plus, he has a giant penis tattooed on his chest, which can’t be helpful.

Chael Sonnen: I’ll bet 25 percent of Paulo [Filho]’s purse on "The Natural."

Zac George: Randy recovers an early F-5 to TKO Brock [in the] third.

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LOL @ Mac. So true.

by lbk on Nov 15, 2008 11:48 AM EST reply actions

Hahaha

Mac’s comment is gold.

by DirtyML on Nov 15, 2008 11:49 AM EST reply actions

Probably even funneir in person if he deadpanned it like he does everything else.

by Ubernoober on Nov 15, 2008 12:02 PM EST up reply actions

Danzig's a dumbass

Mac Danzig needs to get real…lesnar dominated herring in every aspect as he is going to do tonight to ol’ randy…ol’ randy might as well be old greg..randy couldn’t beat lesnar’s eggs in the morning.

by Slic Ric on Nov 15, 2008 6:47 PM EST up reply actions

Danzig trains at xtreme couture so he has a bias. I don’t think he is a dumb ass as you so stupidly put.

by szucconi on Nov 15, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions

I lol’d :P

by Benicio on Nov 15, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions

quote of the year

“Plus, he has a giant penis tattooed on his chest, which can’t be helpful.”

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Nov 15, 2008 1:17 PM EST reply actions

Man, I liked Mac’s line, but Sonnen really hit jackpot there, imo.

by Mike Fagan on Nov 15, 2008 1:37 PM EST reply actions

Right. It's a great line when you read into his use of "The natural". Love it.

by lbk on Nov 15, 2008 2:09 PM EST up reply actions

Oh.. Mac.. hilarious.

Oh.. Mac.. hilarious.Rob Dib
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by Rob Dib on Nov 15, 2008 2:52 PM EST reply actions

I am amazed how many MMA fans cannot tell the difference between a knife and a penis…I am getting quite sick of this being said everywhere, it is losing its funny.

by iiowyn on Nov 15, 2008 2:58 PM EST reply actions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_symbol

by mythbuster on Nov 15, 2008 3:49 PM EST up reply actions

It’s a really obvious joke. It’s also really funny. C’mon.

by AJB on Nov 15, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions

It WAS funny…the first forty billion times I read it. Now it is just getting old. With this post it will be 13 posts on this article, and ONE does not mention the stale joke. Just getting sick of wasting time reading about it every single time Lesnar is brought up.

For me, the first thing I thought upon seeing that tattoo was “interesting, he has a knife grenade pointed at his head”

by iiowyn on Nov 15, 2008 4:35 PM EST up reply actions