War Machine is on a roll: (Myspace bulletin) Rashad Evans can suck my motherfucking...

War Machine is on a roll: (Myspace bulletin)

Rashad Evans can suck my motherfucking dick!

Listen: So a New Mexico based show called my gym last Thursday talking about they need someone to fight Rashad's brother at 205 in TWO days. Our boy Frank Lester, who fights at 185, is out of shape, but says he'll do it cuz he's broke as a joke...lol Soooo the next morning he's on a plane to NM. He weighs in at 192 to fight a bigger, stronger, in shape, light heavyweight.

Fight day comes and Frank's super nervous...he's knows he's not well prepared, knows he's smaller, knows he was brought there to lose, and to top it all off he's a fan of Rashad Evans and it's a bit intimidating to have him in the opposing corner.

Anyway the fight kicks off and within the first minute Frank gets dropped and grounded and pounded...some how he manages to survive and starts to turn the tide a bit. The first round ends and in the corner Wade tells him to just go out there and go for it....swing for the fences.

Round two starts and Frank comes out aggressive, he stops Evans' shots and ends up dropping him with a knee and as he is getting up pins him against the fans and bashed him with punches until Evans' VERBALLY QUIT!!

So Frank is super happy and backstage he goes up to Evans and says good job/good fight and Evans says the same. Then Frank walks up to Rashad and tells him its an honor to meet him and tries to shake his hand....Rashad looked him up and down....made a stupid lil noise with his mouth....turned around and walked away.

Go cry Rashad...sorry your bro couldn't beat a guy who took a fight on two days notice, who was out of shape and was like 20 pounds lighter. You might be a great fighter but that's no reason to treat the guys under you like punks. Suck a dick cool guy.

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I think this confirms War Machine does not have a manager.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Oct 2, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

That and the FACT that he really needs to delete the Myspace “friend” that keeps leaking all his BS.

by xFenixKnightx on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There’s always two sides to a story.

http://mma4real.net/

by Tha Realness on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i doubt he would say anything to Rashad if he was standing in front of him. Jon Koppenhaver = Myspace Gangsta!

by asmiley420 on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Do you think he’s too smart to say it in person?

by Simco on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He may do it via IM

or in his Livejournal.

JSWO - Josh Scobey World Order 4 Life!

by Christian on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Suck a dick cool guy"

What a great way to end a rant.

by Day Man on Oct 2, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hello Mr. Pot, this is Mr. Black.

by Ubernoober on Oct 2, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Racist.

by Chris Nelson on Oct 2, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aw crap.

by Ubernoober on Oct 2, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What?

Nothing Rashad did to his pal is as bad as calling him beneath Rashad and essentially saying he had no business winning his fight. Way to go, genius..

by Blackout612 on Oct 2, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Are you sure War Machine wrote this? It makes too much sense. I can understand it. What I mean is that the writing is coherent. Koppenhaver is still somewhere beyond left field.

by Cannon Jacques on Oct 2, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs