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Poor Randy’s hairline.

Some of them are pretty alright.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Oct 15, 2008 10:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I don’t like them – they look weird. They look like crash test dummies or something..

by Fight Genius on Oct 15, 2008 10:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Griffin’s = What Me Worry?

by Luke Thomas on Oct 15, 2008 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

If i got the griffin one i would have to grab an exacto knife and some black and red paint…he just doesn’t look like himself without some bruising and cuts.

Would have to do the same with franklin’s permanent black eye

by iiowyn on Oct 15, 2008 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

They're action figures, not dolls

I want a Sokoudjou in his Predator helmet.

The Royce looks pretty cool with the gi.

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich.--Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Oct 15, 2008 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

They're certainly not all that impressive

Looks a bit like they’ve been done on the cheap, considering that you could laser-scan the fighters to get a 100% accurate likeness. I wonder who they consider their target market to be??

by VikingPhotography on Oct 15, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Has to be kids… because I’m not sure if I can see myself buying these.

by Nick Thomas on Oct 15, 2008 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

They look like prototypes.

At least I hope they are, because with a couple of them I couldn’t even tell who they were supposed to be at first glance. The Brazilians all came out looking pretty good though.

by Chris Nelson on Oct 15, 2008 11:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Some thoughts on the UG:

I dont know, maybe im the only one that occasionally walks through the toy aisles at stores… But these look like the shit we played with in the eighties, absolutely fucking horrible. Even disgustingly cheap small children’s toys inspired by cartoons look better. Action figures are on a whole new level these days. For those of you planning on buying these steaming pieces of plastic fail, thank you for supporting a market of shit.

by Nick Thomas on Oct 15, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree. Terrible. They look like the fake shit they always sell in Chinese malls.

by Gong on Oct 15, 2008 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is...

the guy after wanderlei? I think it’s Diego but i can’t really tell. The only thing that makes me think it’s Diego is the orange shorts.

and who is the guy after Rampage and before Couture? I cant tell for the life of me…

by Discman2 on Oct 15, 2008 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

after wanderlei is Mir I think.
After Rampage is Serra I think.
I don’t know who the 2nd last guy is. (bald head, hairy chest, green camo shorts).

by pr0cs on Oct 15, 2008 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s Bisping.

by Chris Nelson on Oct 15, 2008 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah could be, nice catch.

they’re a mixed bag, some are really obvious and some are really ambiguous.

by pr0cs on Oct 15, 2008 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know this is stupid, but ...

Is the one after Wandy suppsoed to be Diego, RIch Franklin, or Frank Shamrock?
Is the one before Randy Fedor?

PS – I refuse to RTA because its more fun this way

by asa on Oct 15, 2008 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Kind of looks like Nick Diaz, which can’t be. It even has a little chin hairs thing going on.

by mythbuster on Oct 15, 2008 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s Diego. He even got the crappy tattoo on his arm. What’s the guy under Chuck supposed to be?

by zeroword on Oct 15, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

definitely Diego, and the guy under Chuckles is most like Bisping.

by mythbuster on Oct 15, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call on Diego!

But what’s up with Fedor? Seriously, it even has his total lack of interest in the feeble skills of the doll makers. I’m pretty sure he’s about to armbar someone.

by asa on Oct 16, 2008 6:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where are there nipples? They don’t have nipples. Some have what look to be scars where nipples should be. Perhaps from a nipple removal surgery. Anyone else man enough to talk about a dolls nipples with me?

by szucconi on Oct 15, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

No nipples?

Good thing there’s no Rashad ‘action figure’!

by mythbuster on Oct 15, 2008 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

They all have a huge gap between their thighs. lol

And the legs are all the same size.

by IHateMMA on Oct 15, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I can finally match up Chuck Liddell against the Ultimate Warrior!

by Brett Jones on Oct 15, 2008 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

They aren’t top caliber collectors toys or anything, but they would be awesome if I were 5.

by toxic on Oct 15, 2008 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Anderson Silva looks like a ripped Dwyane Wade

by nitro on Oct 15, 2008 12:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Compared to the Round5 MMA figures, these look like GI Joes from the ’80’s. Pure crap.

by nickel jim on Oct 15, 2008 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

huerta looks like...

… the paper mache dummies from escape from alcatraz.

and why is matt serra covered in honey?!

by woooburn on Oct 15, 2008 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

A pic from the UG:

by Nick Thomas on Oct 15, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

OK that's hilarious.

I think they need to hire the McFarlane people to do a set; I have about 15 of the NFL ones and they are incredibly well done.

by Jiiri on Oct 15, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lololol….thud…..roflmao!!!

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by BJJDenver on Oct 15, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is pure class, that’s awesome. Scary Bonner does kinda look like him.

by ChillMike on Oct 15, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow ...

What a load of shit :o/

Orange shorts .. hmm could be Ken Flo??

by Rob J Nathan on Oct 15, 2008 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that glue holding together Orange Shorts and Randy?

by Simco on Oct 15, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

here is the list for everyone

As far as I can tell anyway. If someone disagrees please correct me.
1. Roger Huerta
2.Wanderlei Silva
3.Frank Mir
4.Forrest Griffin
5.Anderson Silva
6.Royce Gracie
7.Rampage Jackson and Antonio Rodrigo Nogieura
8. Rampage Jackson
9.Matt Serra with tanning lotion
10. Randy Couture
11. Randy Couture’s bald spot
12.Brock Lesnar
13. Chuck Liddell on steriods
14. Tito?(only one I can’t figure out)
15. Octagon with Randy and Brock

Like I said, If i got one wrong please correct.

by Nick Travaglini on Oct 15, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought 14 was Matt Hughes

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Oct 15, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still think 14 is Mike Bisping

by Day Man on Oct 15, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

could be – he does have chest hair

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Oct 15, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But poor Forrest was given the wax treatment. Hilarious.

by Day Man on Oct 15, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think 3 is Frank Mir

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Oct 15, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Sanchez but it looks enough like Mir to give me pause.

by Day Man on Oct 15, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

More of Sanchez than Mir. Mir has a tattoo on his abs

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Oct 15, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Sanchez

I believe Sanchez has the same arm tattoo (look at right bicep)

by mythbuster on Oct 15, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tho

I still say the dolls face looks more like Nick Diaz

by mythbuster on Oct 15, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking as well.

by ChillMike on Oct 15, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a pic on #3 in the cage with the Huerta doll so my guess is that its a lightweight and it is Sanchez.

by szucconi on Oct 15, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man I was just saying that!

by zeroword on Oct 15, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

One thing comes to mind…

creepy.

http://eliotmarshall.com/

by BJJDenver on Oct 15, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap these dolls are ugly as sin. The other ones floating around are far better.

by Benicio on Oct 15, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would they release these when they clearly weren’t finished?

by Simco on Oct 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Guys these have NOT been released, nor are they the final versions.

I am not expecting a huge improvement, but as an old collector of WWE Classic figs I know how JAKKS work and they release proto-types pretty early (sometimes up to 6 months in advance) to get a feel what consumers are saying about them.

They will be a lot more respectable when it’s time to launch, and regardless of what anyone says, the 1st series will be worth buying, for future value alone.

by Rob J Nathan on Oct 16, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

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